SARALPUR
Ghoomne jane ki yojana mein Jo badlaw huye the uska asar sab par hi tha kuch badlaw se khush the to kuch ke man mein ye shanka thi ki jo unhone socha hai wo kaise ho payega.. par kul milakar yojna to ban chuki thi agali subah hi Madhuri ne Rimjhim se apane maike phone lagane ko kaha aur apani samadhan se kareeb ghanta bhar baat ki aur unki na nukur ke baad chalne ko mana hi liya halanki wo Rimjhim ke chacha chachi ke liye raazi nahi karwa pai kyunki janwaro aur kheton ko dekhne ke liye koi na koi chahiye tha… To ant mein ye faisla hua tha ki Vineet aur Rimjhim ke mummy papa unke sath chalenge halanki samdhan ne ek baar rimjhim ke papa se poochkar hi pakka karne ko kaha tha..
Rimjhim ne uske baad poorvi se baat ki aur use poori kahani batai dono bahanein sochne lagi ki kaise kaise aur kya kya kar sakengi wo is yatra ke dauran.
Chanchal aur Chetan ne raat mein is bare mein baat ki thi phir chetan ne kaha waise sab honge to fayda bhi hai samay nikalna asaan ho jayega upar se gaon mein kitni jagah hai apani..
Charan Singh behad khush the ki wo apani mast bahuon ke sath samay bita payenge.
Raman ko rimjhim ne samjha diya ki gaon jane mein zyada fayde hain.
To kul milakar sab log taiyar the apani apani yojanaon ke sath aur aane wale samay ka intezar kar rahe the.
CHODAMPUR
(Karma ki Zubani)
Jaggu ke sath milkar uski bhabhi aur maa ko chodne mein bada mazaa aaya khair unhe shant karke aur khud hokar main ghar aa gaya to wahan dekha Paat Pooja ki taiyariyan chal rahi hain phoolon aur patton ke ras se bhari hui baaltiyaan rakhi hain. Aur sari auratein baki taiyariyon mein lagi hain, kai tarah ka khana Banta tha aur har prakar ke anaaj ki poori se bhog lagta tha jaise gehun makka bajra chawal to in sab ki taiyari main auratein ek shaam pahle se jut jaati thi.
Har saal Mera parivar, Jaggu ka, Rajan chacha ka aur Neetu ka parivar milkar humare yahan hi Paat Pooja manate the, kyunki Pooja aangan mein hoti thi aur humara aangan thoda bada bhi tha isliye.
Anaaj ki boriyon ko aangan ke beech mein rakhkar unke upar patte phool rakhe jate the aur phir poori vidhi se unki pooja hoti thi…
Khair abhi mera koi khas kaam nahi tha isliye maidan ki or nikal gaya jahan match chal raha tha, sath hi Neetu ka bada bhai sarju bhi wohin mil gaya phir kya tha khel mein lag gaya aur bilkul andhera hone tak khelta raha.
Phir aate huye sarju mere sath tahalta hua chal diya hum baatein karte huye aane lage.. chandni raat thi to acha khasa ujala tha sab dikh raha tha
Sarju- aur Karma kahan chal raha hai aaj kal juhaad?
Me- kaisa jugaad be..
Sarju- acha humse hoshiyar mat bano Tumhari gaadi aaj kal kahan ke chakkar laga rahi hai humein sab pata hai.
Me- acha kahan ke laga rahi hai. kachu bhi mat bol sale.
Sarju- gaindapur ke kyun chakkar lag rahe hain humein nahi pata ka kaho to ab naam bhi bata dein.
Me- abe aisa kuch nahi hai zyada mat soch.
Sarju- are bas kar kitna chhupayega achi ladki hai sundar bhi bahut hai pahli baar humne dekha to humara bhi man dola tha par usne milte hi bhaiya bolkar patta kaat Diya.
Me- hehehee. abe shakal dekhi hai apani.
Sarju- to sale shakal se to tum bhi shahrukh khan nahi ho.
Me- humein zaroorat hi nahi hai .
Sarju- wo sah chhod thoda sambhal ke rahna uska baap bada sakht aadmi hai kahin kucj gadbad hui to sala ghar paar baat aa jayegi aur phir tere papa teri gaand tod denge.
Me- abe kuch nahi hoga gyan mat pel.
Sarju- sale ek to hum bata rahe hain to gand fula rahe ho.
Me- acha theek hai tu auraton ki tarah rooth kyun ho Raha hai, chal pepsi pilata hun tujhe.
Sarju- abe pepsi bhi pee lenge par usse pahle tumhe kuch nazare dikhata hun.
Me- kaise nazare?
Sarju- chal to sahi dikhata hun.
Ye kahkar sarju mujhe kheton ki or le gaya aur ek khet mein jahan jhadiyan zyada thi uske andar ghusata le gaya
Me- abe kahan ghusa raha hai koi saanp keeda kaat lega.
Sarju-bas phatne lagi teri. Aana hai to aa nahi to ja bapis.
Me- aa raha hun..
Khair jhadiyon ke andar jakar dekha to beech mein thodi jagah khali thi aur wahan Khali bore bichhe huye the..
Me- sale yahan ye tune bichhaye hain kya, gand marwane to nahi laya tu yahan apani.
Sarju – chup kar be… aur aram se baith aur dheere dheere baat karna awaz nahi honi chahiye.
Me- kyun kya hai yahan.
Sarju- abe chup aur hai nahi hone wala hai… Wo dekh doordarshan shuru hone wala hai.
Sarju ne ishara kiya to dekha to ek aurat bagal ke khet se hote huye humari or aa rahi thi par kam Roshni ki wajah se uska chehra nahi dekh samajh aa raha tha.
Me- ye kaun hai be.
Maine dheemi awaz mein poocha.
Sarju- abe mujhe kya pata hoga.tu bas jo hone wala hai wo dekh chup chap.
Wo aurat aur paas aati gayi aur hum dono bilkul chup ho gaye khair wo aurat aai aur jhadiyon ke samne aakar thodi aage hokar lota rakhte huye baithne lagi .
Main samajh gaya sala harami yahan chhupkar auraton ko hugte huye dekhta tha Maine uske kohni maari . gusse mein par usne chup rahne ka ishara kia aur samne dekhne ko ishara kiya.
Aur samne dekhne par maine paya ki aurat apani saare kamar tak utha kar baith chuki thi aur chand ki chandani mein uski gori aur badi gaand chamak rahi thi, dono chutad do matko jaise lag rahe the.. waise to mujhe ye sahi nahi lag raha tha par us aurat ki gaand dekhkar mera lund harkat karne laga tha…
Kuch hi palon mein ek seeti ki awaaz aane lagi to main samajh gaya wo moot rahi hai.
Uski seeti ki awaaz se mera lund bilkul tan gaya tabhi kuch harkat se mera dhyan bagal mein gaya to dekha sarju harami to pajama neeche sarka kar lund nikal kar muthiya Raha hai gand dekhte huye… Maine bapis nazar samne ki aur us ki mast bhari hui gand dekhne laga aur use dekhte huye kab mera khud ka hath Mere lund ko muthiyane laga mujhe pata hi nahi chala, kuch bhi kaho gand bilkul mast thi meri anubhavi nazaron ne chutadon ki golai aur akaar se ye to andaza laga liya tha ki ye koi badi umar ki aurat hai kyunki bhabhiyon ki gand itni badi nahi hoti aise chutad kai bachhe nikalne ke baad hote hain..
Khair main aakalan mein laga hua tha bas hath mein kalam ki jagah lund tha, wohin mere bagal mein sarju muthiya raha tha bina ruke.
Itne mein hi dono ke khade laudon par dhokha ho gaya aur wo aurat gand dhokar khadi ho gayi aur jane lagi…
Sarju- dhattt madarchod thodi der ruk jati bas nikalne hi wala tha..
Fusfusate huye bola.
Me- haan yaar
Sarju- kyun waise bada ban Raha tha par khud bhi muthiyane laga na.
Me- haan haan kyaa karta yaar chutad dekh ke loda funkar marne laga.
Sarju- bola tha na maza AA jayega tujhe.
Me- haan sale mast jagah dhoondh rakhi hai tune harami.
Sarju- acha beta hum hi maze karwayein aur hum hi harami. Bada kameena hai re tu.
Maine us aurat ko khet ke bahar jate huye dekhkar kaha.
Me- wo sab chhod ye bata ye thi kaun.
Sarju- are mujhe kya pata main bhi to tere bagal mein hi hun.
Me- are tu roz dekhta hai to tujhe pata hoga mujhe laga.
Sarju- abe ek to andhera hota hai upar se zyadatar auratein isi ki tarah kaam nipta kar chali jati hain waise bhi kahin peeche dekh liya aur mujhe dekh liya to gaon. Wale gand tod denge meri.
Me- haan acha sun Chalke dekhte hain na kaun hai.
Sarju- abe chootiya hai kya sale usne dekh liya to lode lag jayenge.
Me- abe chodumal to abhi yahan se jakar thode na dekh rahe hain ghoomkar chalte hain raste par to dekh sakte hain na.
Sarju- par tujhe dekhna hi kyun hai.
Me- abe tujhe nahi janna ki itni mast gand wali hai kaun kya pata kuch jugad ho jaye.
Sarju- haan yaar ek baar janne ka man to hai.
Me- chalein phir .
Sarju- haan chal par dhyan se.
Me- haan chal na gand pahle lup lup karne lagti hai teri.
Hum dono jhadiyon se nikle aur us aurat par nazar rakhte huye doosri taraf se chal kar raste par pahunch gaye par wo humse aage thi kareeb 200 meter to jaldi jaldi kadam badhane lage.
Me- acha waise tune kabhi kisi ka chehra dekha hai
Sarju- haan jab kabhi roshni achi ho aur kismat usse bhi achi to kabhi kabhar auratein palat bhi jati hain.
Me- kis kis ko dekha hai phir.
Sarju- uhhnnnn ek to wo pokhar ke bagal mein jo ghar hai na uski.
Me- acha sahi mein.
Sarju- haan re badi mast aur kasi hui gand hai sali ki..
Maine man mein socha acha hua mere ghar mein hi shauchalay bana hai nahi to ye meri ghar ki auraton ki bhi gand dekh leta.
Me- aur kiski.
Sarju- tujhe bada maza aa raha hai.
Me- bata na .
Hum baatein karte huye aage badhate ja rahe the wo aurat aur humari doori aadhi rah gayi thi.
Sarju- kallu ki bahen kajri ki dekhi khoob byah se pahle.
Me- acha ji sahi hai.
Maine socha tune dekhi hi maine chodi bhi hai
Sarju- aur tere jigdi ki maa ko dekha hai.
Me – matlab
Sarju- abe Manju tai ko.
Me- sale harami.
Sarju- ab harami kya ab hai unki gand to dekhli par sahi kahun bade gol gol chutad hain tai ke agar tu dekhle to lund ka pani nikal jaye.
Me- aur?
Sarju- aur kya Prema bhabhi ki bhi dekhne ko mil jati ek baar par bhabhi hagne baithi hi ni bas saas ko karwane aai thi
Me- hehehee sale sahi hua.
Sarju- ae chup dekh wo mud rahi hai jaldi chal.
Me- haan bhag .
Hum log bhag kar aurat ke kareeb pahunche aur aise aage pahunch gaye ki use kuch ajeeb na lage phir bahane se palat kar aurat ka chehra dekha to main dang rah gaya
Par mujhse bhi zyada hairan pareshan Sarju ho gaya kyunki wo aurat koi aur nahi balki Rajjo Chachi thi yani Sarju ki maa.
Sarju ka to muh hi ban gaya wohin Rajjo Chachi ne humein dekha to boli- ae Sarju Karma kahan ghoom rahe ho dono.
Sarju ke muh se to shabd nahi nikal rahe the..
Maine hi baat sambhalte huye bola- are chachi match khel ke aa rahe hain.
Rajjo-tum log bhi na oont ho gaye ho aur gaind balle ke peeche pade rahte ho. Chalo ab Ghar sarju chal.
Me- aa rahe hain chachi thodi der mein. Wo match Sarju jeeta hai na to mujhe pepsi pilani padegi ise.
Rajjo- tum aur tumhara mua match. Jaldi aana aur sun Sarju main karma ke yahan ja rahi hun ghar mein neetu hogi to usse khana le lena aur ladna mat .
Sarju ne sir hila diya. Iske baad chachi chali gayi.
Me- chalein bhai pepsi pilata hun tujhe.
Maine ye kahke uski or muskura kar dekha to uske chehre ka rang utra hua tha aur utre bhi kyun na jis aurat ki gand dekh kar wo aur main abhi kuch der pahle muthiya rahe the wo uski maa thi..
Wo mujhse nazarein nahi mila pa raha tha..
Me- ab chalega bhi.
Maine use bola to wo nazarein neeche kiye huye hi aage badhane laga.
Maine socha sahi mauka sale se maze leta hun.
Me- yaar wo nangi gand wali aurat to chachi hi nikali.. jise dekhkar hum log lund hila rahe the.
Mainr jankar ashleel shabdon ka prayog karte huye kaha..
Meri baat sunkar wo bas hmmm bola aur chalta raha.
Me- waise kuch bhi ho gand mast hai chachi ki.
Mere ye kahte hi wo ruk gaya aur gusse Mein bola- Karma bas ab aur kuch bhi bola na to dekh liyo.
Me- kyun ab baat apani maa par aai to gand kilas gayi teri, doosro ki auraton ko dekhta tha to maza aata tha.
Meri baat sunkar wo jhenp gaya.
Me- dekh ek na ek din ye hona hi tha jaisi karni waisi bharni, ab tu Jaggu ki maa ki dekhkar hilata tha main teri maa ki dekhkar hila raha tha.
Sarju- ab bas kar aur kuch mat bol samajh gaya main aage se ye sab band kar dunga..
Me- bilkul sahi samjha waise ek baat aur bhi hai.
Sarju- kya.
Me- chhod tera muh ban jayega .
Sarju- abhi jo hua usse zyada muh kya hi banega..
Me- ruk dukan aa gayi Pepsi lekar aata hun.
Yw kahkar main pepsi lekar aaya phir ek taraf aakar hum dono ek ped ke kinare khade hokar pepsi peete huye batiyane lage.
Sarju- ab bata na kya baat hai.
Me- bataunga pahle tu bata ki jo poochunga uska sach sach jawab dega.
Sarju- haan poonch sahi sahi jawab dunga.
Me- tujhe Chachi ki gand kaisi lagi.
Sarju- sale tujhse bola ki us bare mein baat mat kar.
Me- aur tune abhi khud hi bola ki sahi sahi jawab dega.
Sarju- acha poochh.
Me- poochha to chachi ki gand kaisi lagi?
Sarju- sale kaise bata sakta hun wo maa hai meri.
Me- acha tab jo dekhte huye lund hila raha tha tab.
Sarju- tab to pata nahi tha na ki mummy hongi wo.
Me- abe main bas itna pooch raha hun ki gand kaisi lagi ye mat soch mummy ki hai ya tai ki. Aur bata.
Sarju kuch pal chup raha phir bola- achi lagi mast..
Me- sirf mast ya kuch aur.
Sarju- haan mast aur kaisi lagegi.
Me- acha seedhe shabdon mein poochun to marne layak lagi ki nahi.
Sarju- kya bol raha hai tu ye sab sale.
Me- agar soch wo gand teri mummy ki na hoti to marta??
Sarju- haan phir kya dikkat hoti.
Me- acha aur abhi jab tujhe pata hai ki teri mummy ki thi wo gand to kya mauka milne par dobara dekhna chahega.
Sarju- chal sale nahi ye to galat hoga.
Me- galat sahi ka gyan mat chod bas hata dekhega ya nahi..
Sarju chup ho gaya.
Me- soch dobara mauka mile teri maa ki badi gol matol gand dekhne ka to kya tu peeche hat jayega nazar ghuma lega?
Sarju chup chap meri baat sun raha tha bina jawab diye.
Me- bata sale dekhega ki nahi…
Sarju- kya baat kar raha hai karma sale tu apani maa ke bare mein aisa kaise soch sakta hun main.
Me- acha nahi soch sakta to unki gaand ke bare mein baatein sunkar tere pajame mein tambu kyun ban raha hai.
Maine ishara kar use bataya to usne khud ke pajame meib bane tambu ko dekha aud jhenp gaya.
Sarju- wo to wo muth mar raha hun tab se hi.
Me- ab to sach bolde bhosadi ke.
Sarju- haan yaar mummy ji ki gand ke bare mein soch kar hi khada ho raha hai sala jitna chah raha hun ki na sochun utna hi soch raha hun.
Me- ab bola na tu sach.
Sarju- par hai to ye galat.
Me- galat kya hai.
Sarju- mummy ke bare mein soch na is tarah.
Me- abe lodu galat kya hai chachi ki itni mast gand hai hum jawan londe hain ab nangi gadrai gand dekhkar lund khada nahi hoga to kaahe baat ke mard .
Sarju- par apani maa ki hi dekhkar khada hona galat hai.
Me- abe choot aur lund rishte nahi dekhte, lund bas chhed dekhta hai aur jahan milta hai ghus jata hai.
Sarju- chal aise nahi hota
Me- acha ek baat bata maan le teri mummy nangi tere samane hain aur jhukkar apane chhed dikhate huye lund ka intezar kar rahi hain aur tu unke peeche hai tere hath mein tera lund hai aur tu lund apani mummy ki choot par lagata hai aur andar ghusara hai..
To bata lund andar jayega ki nahi…
Sarju. To meri ye baat sun bilkul hakka bakka rah gaya.. sath hi uski saanse tez chalti hui mahsoos hui.
Me- ghusega ki nahi tera lund teri mummy ki choot mein?
Sarju ne ye suna aur wohin khade khade apana pajama neeche khiskaya aur lund bahar nikal kar tezi se hilane laga.
Ek to raat ho chuki thi aur hum pedon ki ot mein the to dekhe jane ka koi dar nahi tha.
Idhar sarju to apane lund ko aankhein band kar masale ja raha tha aur kuch hi palo mein wo aahein bharne laga mujhe samajh gaya ye jhadne wala hai aur juaybhi aisa hi kuch hi palo mein uske muh se nikla ohhh mummy ahhhhh tumhari gaand kitniiiiiii mastttt hai ahhhh mummy…
In sab ke sath uska lund ras chhodne laga jo zameen par girne laga, ras ki ek ek boond nichudne tak uske muh se mummy mummy ki aaahein nikalti rahi aur ant mein shant hua to jakar pajama upar kiya aur phir meri or dekh muskuraya,
Sarju- sale harami meri mummy ke naam ki hi muth marwa di tune.
Me- maine nahi marwai lodu man mein tere hi thi.
Sarju- haan yaar par maza aa gaya.
Me- soch muth marne mein itna aaya to apani mummy ki choot marne mein kitna aayega.
Sarju- aisa kabhi hoga nahi..
Me- kyun nahi hoga.
Sarju- sale agar mummy ko bhanak tak lag gayi na to mera khoon kar dengi.
Me- abe lodu aise darega to ho gaya kaam. To ye kyun bhool raha hai ki wo aurat bhi hai aur har aurat lund ki bhookhi hoti hai chahe wo sagi maa kyun na ho.
Sarju- phir bhi kya kar sakte hain.
Me- dheere dheere shuruaat kar kya pata tu safal ho jaye.
Sarju- pata nahi yaar.
Me- tu sach mein chodna chahta hai to bata jugaad karwaun.
Sarju- haan yaar chahta hun karwa na koi jugaad.
Me-theek hai phir mujhe sochne de aur kak se jo jo main kahta jaun wo tu karta ja aur jaldi hi teri maa tere lund par uchhalegi.
Sarju- sach mein.
Me-par meri ek shart hai.
Sarju-kya
Me- mujhse bhi chudwayega chachi ko.
Sarju- sale harami mujhe pata tha tu aisa kuchh zaroor bolega. Par ek baar mujhse to chudwa le phir angreji filmo ki tarah sath mein chodenge.
Me- ye hui na baat chal theek hai kal se Mission Madarchod chalu tera.
Sarju- dhattt teri ki kya naam hai hehehe.
Phir hum dono baat karte karte apane apane ghar aa gaye..
Mere ghar mein to auraton ka jamawada laga tha, Mamta chachi, palli, prema bhabhi, manju tai, Rajjo chachi, lado.maa mausi, aur shanto tai.. sab khana wana banane mein lage the wohin sare mard rajan chacha ke yahan the aur bhang pisai ho rahi thi…
Ab itne logo ke beech chah kar bhi kuch nahi ho sakta tha par haan usi beech Anuj mere paas aaya aur usne mujhe apane aur Santo Tai ke beech jo kuch hua bataya jise sunkar mujhe thodi hairani hui. main sochne laga ki Santo Tai ka majra kya hai samajhna padega jitna saral lagti hai usse kahin jatil hai santo ki paheli jise jaldi hi suljhana padega wohin ab jab Anuj ne unhe chod hi lia hai to main bhi bina chode to nahi chhodne wala, mainr aur Anuj ne Santo tai ko kaise milkar chodna hai uski yojna banai par wo bhi Abhi poori karna sambhav nahi tha. Uske baad maine phone dekha aur Anjali ki chat kholi to uska koi msg nahi tha jis par maine hi apani taraf se good night ka msg kar diya aur apane bistar par pasar kar so gaya..
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