Update 17
Mami ko uulu bana ke bhejne ke baad shubham jaise hi pichhe ghoomta h. To dekhta h samne bed pe bhabhi pair more ghonghat liye baithi h. Wo to bass thora der waise hi dekhta rahata h.
Uski tandra bhabhi ke khashne se tuti h. Wo thora jhep kar unke pass jata h. Waha baithne ke baad usse kya hita h pata nhi magar kuch bol nhi pata h. Bolne ko bahut kuch the magar boli hi nikal nhi pata h. Wo bhabhi ke karib jate hue uska ghonghat uthanke ki koshis karta h. Magar hath hi sath nhi de rahe the.
Bhabhi ye sab apne pardarshi ghoonghat se dekh maan hi maan mushka rhi thi. Jaise aaj usne koi kila fateh kar liya ho. Idhar shubham alne kampte hatho se badi mushkil se ghonghat uthaya or jab chehre pe najar gaya to wo ussi me mantra mugadh ho gaya.
Aisa nhi tha mi usne bhabhi ko aise kabhi nhi dekha tha magar aaj ka chehra bhabhi ke or sab din se dekhe jane wale chehre se jyda khila hua tha. Uss chehre me ek khushi tripti kisi chizz ko hasil karlene ka santosh ye bayan kar rhi thi. Bhabhi apne devar(duniya ke najar me) ke aise dekhe jane se jaha khush thi wahi unki mooniya ro rhit thi.
Bhabhi- ab kya dekhte rahenge.
Me- kk…k…k…ky..kya..kya
Bhabhi- haste hue) ye lijiye doodh pi lijiye.
Shubham doodh pi ke kuch doodh uski or krta h magar bhabhi naak shikor leti fir bhi shubham jabardasti pila diya or glass side rakh. Ke usko lita te hue hotho ko choomne lagta h.
Bhabhi bhi aaj ke choomban ko feel krte hue kiss karne lagta h. Choomban me koi ek dusre se harne ko taiyaar nhi tha bass kusti ho rhi thi kabhi bhabhi ke hoth shubham pakarta to kabhi bhabhi shubham ke hoth pakar leti iisi darmiya bhabhi ek baar akad kar jhar gyi or jharte hi unhe har mana para saase jo ukhdne lagi magar chorte hue hoth ko kaat liya.
Me- aaaaahhhh….. Kya krti ho bhabhi.
Bhabhi- sass lete hue) ah ah aha aha ah…
Shubham uss upar niche ho rhe pahar ko feel kar raha tha apne chati pe usne usse dekhne ki khwaish se side me hoke chuche pe hath rakh diya. Hath rakhte h kark nipple hath ko lagne lage. Wo usse jorse miss diya jisse bhabhi ki bina chude chikh nikal gyi. Wo bass haste hue shubham ke nipple pakarne lagi magar aisa hona saka shubham bhabhi ke hatho ko pakar ke maror diya.
Bhabhi- chhoriye na dard ho raha h.
Me- kya chhoriye ye kaise bol rhi h aap.
Bhabhi- kaise bol rhi hu.
Me- itni ijjat se kyu.
Bhabhi- aap mere pati h to aise hi bolungi na.
Me- to kya hua pati hu to mujhe aapke mooh se aise sabad suna pasand nhi.
Bhabhi- mai to aise hi bolungi aap mere pati parmeshwar h apke har hukum ko mera mana kartavya h.
Me- hath chhorte hue dono gaal pakar ke apne pass laya) bhabhi plzz aise matt bolo mai aapko koi gulam ki tarah nhi rakhna chahta aisa kah ke mere pyaar ko gali matt do.
Bhabhi- mai gali nhi de rhi ye to kartavaya h har patni ka pati ke har hukum ko mana.
Me- kuch sochte hue) har hukum ko mana dhram h.
Bhabhi- hmm..
Me- sach me.
Bhabhi- ha such me.
Me- to mere hukum ye h ki rajat bhai or apke bich jo bhi hua jo mujhe nhi pata h wo sab bataogi uske baad aap kabhi bhi aisi gulamo wali baat boli to mai chhor kar chala jaunga kahi dur.
Bhabhi- rote hue) nhi nhi mujhe chhor kar nhi jana mai tumhare liye hi to jinda hu. Aisa matt karna nhi to mai jite ji mar jaungi mai tumhe sab such batati hu.
Shubham ke dhamki se bhabhi kuch jyda hi daar gyi unhe firse wahi bate yaad aa gyi kaise rajat ne ek bache ke liye uske sath aisa kiya.
Me- mai kahi nhi ja raha bhabhi mai kahi nhi ja raha h. Maaf karo mai glti se bol gaya.
Shubham bhabhi ko chup karata raha magar wo chup hone ka naam nhi le rhi thi to shubham bola “bhabhi agar roti rahogi to mai bhi ro dunga plzz matt ro na”
Bhabhi kuch deer baad shant hote hi.
Bhabhi- tumhe jana h na rajat mere se kya bola tha kyu aisa hua un ek mahino. To suno.
Tumhre bhai ko sadi fix hone ke baad milne ko boli to ye bol kar baar baar talte time nhi h. Mujhe unse kuch clear karna tha magar wo mujhse dur bhagte the time hi nhi dete the. Aise hi sadi ka din aa gya. Sadi hone ke baad.
Shuhagraat ke din
Rajat room me gaya wo bhi daru pikar usne jaate hi ghoonghat uthay or usse bola
Rajat- tumhe samay chahiye tha na aaj samay h jo bolna bolo.
Bhabhi- (chup chap kuch nhi boli)
Rajat- bahari ho bhagwan ne kaan nhi diye h.
Bhabhi- darte hue) ji wo wo mai to aise hi….
Rajat- aise hi kya uuummm aise hi kya.
Bhabhi- maaf kijiyega glti ho gyi. (Bhabhi bahut dari huk thi)
Rajat- kyu hui glti.
Bhabhi- (chup)
Rajat- maine kuch puchha kyu hui glti.
Bhabhi- rote hue) aage se nhi hogi.
Rajat bhabhi ko rota dekh or jorse bola.
Rajat- tujhse glti hui h uski saja to milegi.
Bhabhi- jo saja dena ho wo dedo mujhe sab saja manjur h.
Rajat- soch le.
Bhabhi- maine soch liya h apki har saja manjur h.
Rajat- teri saja ye h ki tu mere dost se chudwaye gi or ek bacha degi.
Bhabhi- shocked) kya aisa kabhi nhi hoga mai maar jaungi magar ye kabhi nhi hone dungi.
Rajat- kya boli chhinar nhi hone degi tujhe karna hoga. Chahe khushi se chahe dukhi se.
Bhabhi- nhi mai nhi kar….. (Chatak) Aaaaaahhh…
Rajat pe pacho finger ke dag aa gaye the bhabhi ke chehre pe.
Rajat- tu karegi wo bhi ek mahine ke andar chahe kuch bhi ho jaye.
Bhabhi- aap mere sath aisa kyu kar rhe h. Ye haak to aapka h phir dusre se kyu.
Rajat- mujhe wo sab nhi oata kiska hak kiska nhi magar mujhe bacha chahiye wo bhi mere dost se.
Bhabhi- rote hue) mai ye hargij nhi karungi chahe mai maar hi kyuna jau or jyda kijiyega to mai shubham ko bol dungi.
Rajat shubham ke naam se thora thanda para jo bhabhi ne dekh liya.
Rajat- usko kya bolegi aaan (chatak) usko kya bolegi.
Bhabhi- rote hue) usko mai bol dungi uska bhai ek napushak h. Usne mujhe apne dost ke sath humbistar hone ko bola h.
Rajat bhabhi ke himmat badhta dekh daar gaya.
Rajat- usse kuch bolo to jaan se maar dunga.
Bhabhi- ha to maar do accha hi hoga kam se kam kisi dusre ke sath to muh kala nhi karna padega.
Ab rajat ka daw ulta issi pe bhari ho gaya tha isse bhi pata tha agar isse duniya me ek mard ke tarah jina h to usse ek bacha chahiye kyuki uske kai dosto ko pata tha wo kya h. Isliye wo ek dost ke naam pe kisi ko hair karne wala tha apni bibi ko chudwane ke liye.
Rajat- tu aise nhi manegi aaaaaa…..
Bhabhi- iss baar marne wale uth rahe hath ko pakar ke maror di) ainda mujhe marne ki koshis ki to mai bhul jaungi tu mera pati h mai tujhse lyaar to aise bhi nhi krti or aaj ye baat bolkar tu mere najar me niche gir gaya h. Tthoo teri nardangi pe.
Rajat- phir hath chura ke marne ko hua. Magar kuch soch jar ruk gaya) ab to mai tujhse bacha lunga wo bhi dost ko ghar bula ke chudwanunga dekhta h tu kaise nhi manti.
Itna bol rajat side me so gaya magar bhabhi raat bhar jagti rahi wo apni kismat pe ro rhi thi. Wo rote hue raat gujar deti h. Phir jab bhi rajat aata to wo wahi dhanki deta magar wo usse daat kar jawab deti isse tarah wo dhamki dete dete pyaar se bolne laga phir bhi bhabhi nhi mani. Iss beech rajat ne bhabhi ko chuaa taak nhi fir wo din bhi aa gya jab bhabhi ke sath rajat ka dost jabardasti karne ki koshis ki uss din bhabhi ko laga ye kaam rajat ne hi karwaya h.
Wo rajat ke aise bartaw ke karan or daar gyi or ussi din shubham ke wo najdik aa gyi or apne pati ko wo tabse pati mana bhi chhor diya. Or shubham ko le jane se pahle rajat se baat ki thi wo.
Bhabhi- aaj ke baad mujh par kabhi bhi haak jatane ki koshis ki to mai duniya wale ko bata dungi tum kya ho.
Rajat- dara dara) maine kuch nhi kiya kajal wo to wo mujhe pata nhi tha.
Bhabhi- tum jab mujhe pahle din ek randi ke tarah bartaw kar skte ho to ye kaam kyu nhi kar skte.
Rajat- mera vishwas karo mai kuch nhi kiya h wo to mujhe oata bhi nhi tha ye aisa karega.
Bhabhi- wo sab mai nhi janti mai ab itna janti hu mai jisse oyaar kiya mai usko sath leke ja rhi hu to ainda mujhpar haak jatne ki koshis ki to aanjam bhugtne ko taiyaar rahna.
Fir bhabhi or shubham yaha jate h.
Present time
Shubham bahut gusse me tha bass wo Rajat ko pitna chah raha tha. Wo maan me soch raha tha ‘ bhai itna gira hua harkat karega pata nhi tha aaj to usse mai jinda nhi chhorunga’ bhabhi shubham ki manodasa smjh kar.
Bhabhi- maine rajat ko maaf kar diya to kuch sochna bhi nhi jo saja dena h wo mai dungi.
Shubham bhabhi ke iss vakya se apne maan ko shnat karte hue dusra sawal dagta h jisse soon bhabhi chok jati h.
Me- thik h. Mai kuch nhi karunga magar ye bataiye aapke sath prinvipal ne kya kiya tha aap kaise uske baat me aa gyi ki wo papaer aapka h.
Bhabhi- ???? tumhe kaise pata mtlb ye sab tum kaise jante ho.
Me- bhabhi kaise pata ye to nhi bata skta magar aap ye baat batane ka kast kijiye aapke sath wo sab kaise hua.
Bhabhi- purani baat h chhoro na.
Me- nhi bhabhi aap meri patni ho to mujhe jana h.
Bhabhi- purani baat ko mai yaad nhi karna chahti.
Me- thik h mai to socha tha aap bataogi.
Bhabhi- acha thik h mooh latkane ki jrurat nhi h aapko mai batati hu.
Kya hua tha jisse bhabhi majbur hui thi. Bhabhi ki jubani.
Meri exam ke khatam hone ke baad mujhe principal ne bulaya tha. Mujhe nhi pata tha kyu bulaya h. To mai apni ek saheli ko sath leke gayi thi. Magar meri saheli bahar hi rook gyi. Or mai andar gyi. Andar jate hi.
Principal- aao kajal baitho.
Kajal- thank you sir. (Bhabhi ko pyaas lagi thi to wo puchh kar pani pi li thi jisse dekh principal maan me muska raha tha)
Principal- pata h tumko hum kyu bulaye h. (Maan me bahut badhiya pani khud pi li)
Kajal- no sir any problem.
Principal- yess, tum ab taak class me top krti aai ho magar iss baar kya hua ki tum fail ho gyi ek subject me or tumhe to pata hi h ek subject fail hone ka mtlb.
Kajal- nhi sir mai kaise fail ho skti hu maine sabhi questions ka answer shi diya tha.
Principal- to kya mai jhuth bol raha hu.
Kajal- no sir magar aise kaise ho skta h. Kya mujhe paper milega.
Principal- ha lo ye dekho.
Kajal ne ulat palat ke sare paper dekhe usme kuch kaam lage paper or kuch uske paper nhi the jo writing se pata chal raha tha. Ussi wakt principal kajal ke pass aake uske sir pe hath ferte hue bola.
Principal- kajal ab tumhe pata h na ab tumhe firse exam dena hoga wo bhi ek saal waste kar ke.
Kajal- nashe ki halat me) sir ye paper me kuch paper mera nhi h.
principal- thora gussa dikhate hue) agar ye tumhara nhi h to kiska h. Or ye kahke tum bata kya rhi ho mujhe.
kajal- sir aisa kuch nhi h. Magar ye….. (Kuch bol nhi paayi kyuki unka sarir bahut jyda garam ho gaya tha or parincipal jo saar me hath ghuma raha tha ab peeth pe ghoomane laga jisse kajal ko bahut achha fill hone laga)
principal- agar tum chaho to mai isme help kar skta hu.
kajal- jhate se) kaise kar skte h sir.
principal- mai jo karna chahu wo karne do to mai help kar dunga.
kajal- kya karenge sir.
Principal- jyda kuch nhi bass tumhe jo sarir me alag fill ho raha h usse thik kar dunga uske baad tumhe firse top karwa dunga.
bhabhi aage kuch nhi boli to principal ne kajal ke upar ke kapre khol diye. Or uske sarir ko ragarte hue. Panty me hath daal diya. Abhi ye sab krte kuch deer hue ki bhabhi ki saheli bahar se andar aai.
or ussi wakt bhabhi charamshukh ko pai jisse unki chikh nikal gyi.
saheli- kajal kya hua.
door se jorse chilate hue andar aai jisse principal daar ke side ho gaya or gate jo tha wo khula rah gaya ussi wakt waha se ek madam ja rhi thi usne bhi andar ka seen dekh liya.
saheli- ye aap kya kar rhe the sir.
principal- k…k…kuch nhi kuch nhi
Madam- jo andar aa chuki thi) aaj to sabut mil gaya tum lrkiyo ke sath ye sab krte ho. Ruko tumhe mai abhi batati hu.
itna bol madam ne wahi se chillana start kiya tab taak bhabhi ki saheli bhabhi ko kapre pahna di principal daar se side me khara hi rah gaya. Madam ne taab taak police ko bula kar police ke hawale kar diya.
present
me- oo to aap aise bachi.
bhabhi- mai jaise bhi bachi magar ab mujse bardast nhi ho raha. Pppuuccchhh cccchhhhuuummmm……