UPDATE 17
Recap –
NITI:
Are aaj mera off hai…wo dono club ki aur nikal gyi kuch der phele…
Tabhi bhar horn ki awaz aai aur me Niti ko ‘bye’ bolkar bhar nikal gya…
Ab aage –
Ghar ke bhar ek car khadi thi jisme peter betha tha…me bhi car ke ander beth gya…car me peter ke saat Tony aur ek ladka aur tha jo car drive kar rha tha…
PETER:
Tyar hai chilgoze apne pehle din ke liye…
ME:
Ji bhai…
Fir car aage badh gyi…abhi thodi dur hi nikle honge ki Tony ka phone bja…usne phone uthaya aur phone par kisi se uski behes ho gyi…nobat gali-gloch tak aa ponchi…fir Tony ne phone kat diya…
PETER:
Kiska phone tha be…
ME:
Wo hi sala harami munna…bol rha tha javed kane ne apna kaam karne se mna kar diya…
PETER:
Behenchod aaj kal in chitiyo ke bhi par nikal aaye… gadi ghuma be javed kane ke ade pe..
(peter ne driver se bola)
Aur driver ne gadi ghuma di…ab ham kahi ja rhe the jiska idea mujhe bhi nahi tha… Tony aur Peter kafi gusse me lag rhe the…thodi der baad gadi ek patli gali ke samne ruki…aur wo teeno gadi se utr gaye… unke saar me bhi gadi se bahar aa gya…
PETER:
Abe chilgoze tu idhar hi ruk wha jane me danger hai…
ME:
Nahi bhai me chalta hu…kya pta aapko meri madad ki jarurat pad jaye…
Peter ne meri aur dekhna aur “ha” me gardan hila di…aur ham charo us patli gali me ander chal diye…Tony kafi gusse me lag rha tha…
TONY:
Mene bola tha bhai aapko ye haram ka pilla bharose ke layak nhi… aaj isne jada chu-chapat ki to iski gaand ki mori goliyo me bhar dunga
(Tone ne apni gun load karte hue bola)
Ye saara vatavaran…patli andheri gali…Tony ki gun aur Peter ka halka gussa meri ander dar paida karne ke liye kafi tha…kyuki meri zindagi me pehli bar kuch aesa ghat rha tha…tabhi wo patli gali ek chodi gali me khuli…ab wha par kafi saare log the…aur kafi saare logo ke haat me hatiyar the…tabhi Peter aur baki dono ek dhabe me ghus gaye…aur unke saat me bhi ander aa gya…Peter sidha jake ek table par beth gya jha pehle se 3 admi bethe the…
ADMI:
Are wah aaj Peter don khud hamare ade par padhare…
(usne muskurate hue bola)
PETER:
Bakwas band kar javed…ye bta hmara kaam kyu nhi hua
(peter gusse me bola)
JAVED:
Dekh peter ham bhi dhanda karte hai…aur dhande ka pehla asul hai ho jada dega uska kaam hoga…aur Aslam tujse jada de rha hai to…
Peter ne itna sunte hi table par rakhi daru ki bottle pe haat mara jise wo jameen par jirke fur gyi…aur usne Javed ka collar pakad liya…
PETER:
Sun be madarchod jada shan-pati nhi mere samne nhi to jha se peda hua hai wpas udhar dal dunga…
JAVED:
Are peter mene socha tha tu smajdar hoga…sher ki mand me use dushmani nhi karte bache…aur waise bhi tu kafi dino se apne target pe tha…aaj sala bach ke nachi ja payega…
Aur javed ne ek seeti mari jise aas-paas 10-15 log ekkathe ho gye…ab situation aesi thi hum 4 aur wo 10-15…abhi me ye sab soch hi rha tha ki kisi ke cheekne ki awaz aai mene Peter ki aur dekha to paya usne ek bottle Javed ke sar par fod di hai…abhi me kuch aur soch-smaj pata use phele to wo 10-15 log ham par chad gaye…aur unme se ek ne lat seedha meri chati par mari jise me peeche ja gira…aur bas fir me bhi manvi bhavnao me beh gya aur shuru ho gyi mara-piti…idhar Tony aur wo driver 5-6 par pil pde aur udhar Peter ek-ek to utha ke patak rha tha…tabhi mere samne bhi 3-4 aa gye…mene bhi dhiraj dharte hue jise Smile ne sikhaya tha waise hi ladna shuru kiya…phele to wo log mujpe bhari pde…5-6 lat guse bhi pad gye…
par fir mene situation ko sambhal liya aur 2-3 minute ne wo 3-4 log dhul chat rhe the… me unse nipatne ke baad dusri aur muh ghumaya to dekha udhar ka hal bhi kuch aesa hi tha… Peter ek admi sa muh muko se peet rha tha aur Tony aur driver pade hue logo par lat barsa rhe the…tabhi Peter adhe behosh Javed ke paas gya…
PETER:
Sun madarchod aaj zinda chod rha hu… agr hmara kaam nhi hua na to saari goli bheje me khali kar dunga…
Peter ye bolkar…peeche muda aur dhabe se bhar jane lga usi ke saat Tony aur driver bhi par mene dekha Javed ladkhadata hua khada hua aur apni gun nikal li mene anuman lga liya uska nishana Peter hai…me Peter ki aur lapka par tab tak Javed ne goli chala di “dichkiyu”… mene Peter ko pakadkar aage ki aur dhakela…aur tabhi goli seedha mere kaan ke upri hisse ko chu kar nikal gyi… saare jism ke rongte khade ho gye…filmo aur logo se suna tha jab admi ki maut aati hai to uska sara jeevan uski ankho se aage se gujar jata hai… par mene saat aesa nhi hua balki sirf chavi meri ankho ke samne aai aur wo chavi thi Aanchu ki…uska muskurate hua chere aur saat hi wo wada jo mene use diya tha ki “mujhe kuch nhi hoga”…mere dimag me ye sab chal rha tha ki me Peter ke saat “dhadam” zamin par ja gira…mujhe to kuch suuj nhi rha tha par shayad Peter smaj chuka tha kya hua… wo ek second me khada hua aur “dichkiyu” “dichkiyu” “dichkiyu” “dichkiyu” “dichkiyu” “dichkiyu”…mujhe 6 goliyo ki awaz aai me waise hi leta hua Javed ki aur muh kiya aur paya uska saara bheja maas ke lothdo ki trah zamin par bhikra pda tha…chere phechan me nhi aa rha tha… ek ankh to goli se ander dhas gai thi aur ek uski eye-socket se maas ki ek dori se bhar latki thi…tabhi Peter ne mujhe pakadkar khada kiya…mujhe kuch smaj nhi aa rha tha ki ek pal me ye kya hua…bas itna sunai pad rha tha ki Peter Tony ko kuch keh rha hai…kya iska koi idea nhi… tabhi Tony aur wo ladka mujhe pakadkar bhagte hue kidhar chal pde…me bhi bas teji se bhaga ja rha tha…thodi der baad ham teeno gadi me the aur kuch der baad gadi tejise sadak par dod rhi thi…
TONY:
Theek he be tu?
Tony ne pucha to mene “huu” me hami bhari…achanak se hui is saari ghatna se me stabd tha…aur goli ki itne paas se nikalne se thoda dra hua bhi…
bas 1 inch agar idhar hota uska nishana to meri to “ram-nam satye ho gya tha”…kher thodi der bad gadi ek sunsan jgah par ruki… mujhe nhi pta tha kyu ham idhar ruke…tabhi Peter dodta hua udhar aaya aur aakar gadi me aage beth gya… aut gadi ek bar aur sadak par dod pdi…
PETER:
Kha lgi hai ise goli
(usne Tony se pucha meri aue ishara karte hue)
TONY:
Kaan se upri hise pe…par kucu serious nhi hai…
Peter ne hami bhari aur puri gadi me sanata fel gya…usk sanate ko thoda gadi ke brakes ne… ham charo neeche utr gya…mene aas-paas dekha to smaj nhi aaya ham kha hai… charo aur sirf gup andhera aur ek sunsan jungle sa ilaka…tabhi wha kuch admi aa gye…
ADMI:
You are quite late Peter?
(unme se ek admi ne pucha)
PETER:
Just mind you own business…
ADMI:
I’m minding my business…and it’s my business to check if everything is in proper order…
Uska itna puchna tha ki Peter ne uska collar pakad liya…
PETER:
If you don’t shut your fucking mouth now…I will shove the gun to your throat and emptied the bullets in your fucking air canal…
Peter ne uska collar chod diya aur hum charo aage badh gye… samne ek darwaja tha waisa hi jaise first dat club ki entry par tha jisme se nikal kar me reception par pauncha tha…Peter ko dekhte hi wha mojood guard ne darwaja khol diya…aur hum log seedhiyo se neeche utarne lge…
PETER:
Ise mere office me ponchao…
(Peter ne meri aur ishara karte hue Tony ne bola)
Jab seedhiya khatam hui to wohi reception wala area aa gya tha…jise me sure ho gya ki ye club hi hai… wha par Mehreen mojood thi jise meri nazre mili… aur usne bhi meri aur dekha par saat hi uski aankhe badi hoti gyi shayad kuch dekhkar…par kuch boli nhi… hum charo gate se ander dakhil hue Peter right side chala gya aur Tony mujhe lekar left side…jha seedhiya chadte hue mujhe wo ek chamber me chod gya… me chair par betha aa ki ghatna ke bare me soch hi rha tha ki…Peter dandnata hua chamber me dakhil hua…uske chere par kafi gussa tha… me kursi se khada hua hi tha ki “chatak” ek thapad mere gaal ko gram kar gya…thapad itna jordar tha ki mujhe halke taare dikhne lge… tabhi Peter ne mera collar pakad liya…
PETER:
Jada hero smaj rha tha apne aap ko…
Mujhe uski baat kuch smaj nhi aai…
ME:
Ji bhai? Me kuch samjha nhi…
PETER:
Kya jarurat pdi thi mujhe dhaka deni ki… abe chutiye goli ek inch bhi ander hoti to tera bheja pada hota wha gandu…aur ye mat smajna ki tune mujhe goli se bachaya to me tera ahsaan manuga…peter ki zindagi aur maut dono uske hisab se chalti hai aur mujhe bilkul pasand nhi koi meri zindagi ya maut me dakhal andazi kare samjha…
Mene hami me gardan hila di…aur peter mere se thoda aage bad gya…mene socha shayad ye mere bhaar jane ka cue hai aur me aage badh chala…
PETER:
Kha ja rha hai…beth yha…
(usne tevar me bola)
Aur me chup-chap kursi par beth gya…tabhi peter first aid box le aaya… aur mere kaan se mera haat hataya jise me dabaye betha tha…
PETER:
Hmm…bach gya chilgoze tu baal-baal…bas halka sa kaan kata hai…
(usne mere kaan se khun saaf karte hue bola)
jab usne khun saaf kar diya aur to dawai mere kaan par lga di…
PETER:
Chal ab neeche ja aur bar se thodi baraf lga le…dard kam ho jayega…
Me kursi se utha aur chamber se gate ki aur badha…
PETER:
Aur sun agr kabhi aage aesa moka aaya to tu apni jaan ki fikar karna meri nhi… mere liye mere har admi ki jaan meri jaan se keemti hai…aur aaj se tu apna admi hai…samjha
Mene hami me gardan hila di aur gate kholkar neeche aa gya…aur bar counter ki aur badh gya…tabhi announcement hui “Gentelmen here we present you our sexiest and wildest…our top stripper Angel… “… mere kadam apne aap ruk gye…kyuki mujhe pta tha ye Aanchal hi hai…mene bahri man se gardan ghumai to wo Aanchal hi thi…
wo hati hui stage par aai aur bdi professionally usne apna top aur skirt nikal di aur sirf stylish bra and thong and high heels me stage par poll dance karne lgi… use aese dekhkar dil me wohi tees uthi jo phele din uthi thi…aankhe bhi nam ho gyi… aur haat ki muthi kas gyi… wha bethe log seetiya aur shor karne lge use apne paas bulane ko…kuch hwa me token lehrane lge use dene ke liye… ye sab mujse bilkul bardast nhi ho rha tha…man to kar rha tha ki ek-ek ke ser me goli utar du…par ye to koi solution nhi tha… me man me kahi na kahi ye baat thi ki mujhe aesi kisi situation ka samna karna pad sakta hai… aur me apne man ko logical tark dekar samja leta tha ki mere udeshye sirf Aanchal ko yha se lekar jana hai…. jiske liye agr kisi aesi situation ka samna karna bhi pad gya to me dheraj se kaam lunga…par khene aur karne me bhot fark hota hai… us time to mera logic meri feelings ko dba leta tha…par is waqt meri feelings kisi bhi logic ke kabu me nahi aa pa rhi…
Me but sa bna apni hi behen ko majboori bhari aankho se hawas ke pujari in logo ke beech me use whahiyaad tone par dance karte dekh rha tha…mere kadam anayas ki stage ki aur badh gye…par tabhi mere dimag me Smile ki baad yaad aa gai “Sayam” aur mere kadam ruk gye… aur mene sochne lga ki agr me emotional hokar koi glat kadam utha du to mera Aanchal ko yha se le jane ka plan kabhi kamyaab nhi hoga… isliye mene apne dil se bhe rhe lahu ka ghut peete hue apne kadam ksi trah bar ki aur uthaye… jah par kuch log bethe daru pi rhe the aur Aanchal ka dance bhi dekh rhe the….mene bar tender se barf mangi to usne wo de di aur me use sikai karne lga… tabhi wha meri 2 seat chodkar ek adhed umr ke admi ne jor se 1000 bola jise uski awaz kafi dur ka gai…aur uske aese bolne ke saat hi Aanchal stage se neeche utri aur seedha chalte hue us admi ke paas ponch gyi…us admi ki peet meri aur thi… ki tabhi Aanchal kud kar us admi ki god me chad gyi…uska aese karne ke saar hi uski nazar mere par padi aur meri nazar use takrai…wo mujhe wha dekhkar bhochaki si ho gyi…waise to use malum tha mere idher aane ke idea ka… par fir bhi mujhe aesa aur jis halat me wo abhi thi dekhkar uska chokna swabhavik tha…karib 30 second tak hum dono ek dusre ki aankho me dekhte rhe…par tabhi us admi ke haat ne kuch harket ki…jise Aanchal me uski god me apne hips ghumane chalu kiye… waise to mujhe is waqt kayde se chala jana chahiye tha…par Aanchal ki nazre meri nazro se is kadar mili thi ki me un nazro ki ked se azad nhi ho paya… tabhi Aanchal ke chare par ek shetani muskurahat fel gyi…aur usne apne jeeb bhar nikalkar us adheed umr ke admi ki gardan par bade hi kamukh bhav se ferai… in sabke beech uski nazar meri nazro se ek baar bhi nhi hathi…me es apratyashit jhatke se bhaar niklu use phele hi Aanchal ne us admi ka kaan admi daato ke beech dba liya aur mujhe aankh mar di…bas ye jhatka mere liye nakabliy-e-bardast tha aur me turant wha se bhaag khada hua…
To be continued…
