“Aarav…” Aarav apne college ke liye tayar ho hi raha tha ki tabhi darwaje par Vikram ki awaz aayi. “Tumse kuch kaam tha.” itna bolte huye Vikram kamre ke andar aya to Aarav ki thodi gaand fat gayi ki akhir subah subah usse kya kaam aan pada aaj to khud Vikram Singh ko uske kamre tak aana pada. Kahin mom ne kal raat ke uske kaand papa ko to nahi bata diye. “Nahi nahi… maine itna bhi kuch nahi kiya tha jo papa ko batane ki naubat aan pade.” woh man hi man sochne laga.
Aarav: han boliye papa… kya baat hai.
Vikram: Beta jara mere ko teri ek help chahiye thi.
Aarav(hairan hote huye): Meri help?
Vikram: han woh asal mein hamara editor chhution pe hai aur humein sales report ki ek achhi si presentable slides banani hain. Hamare paas koi aur banda hai nahi jo itne short notice pe kaam kar sake. Agar tum meri ismein madad kar doto, I will be thankful beta.
Aarav(man mein): bc mere baap ko agar meri help mangni pad rahi hai to pakka laude lage hain inke. Dekho na bechare kitne pyar se baat kar rahe hain. Waise mauka acha hai apna impression banane ka aur kya pata agar kaam pasand aya to car dilwa hi dein. Par agar kuch gadbad ho gayi to mera baap meri gaand maar lega. Jo bachi khuchi izzat hai woh bhi jayegi hath se.
Vikram: kya hua beta… itna soch kyu rahe ho… agar nahi ho payega to main Kiara ko bol deta hun woh kar degi pakka.
Aarav(jhat se): are nahi papa… main karta hun na. Aap bas mere ko sara data bhijwa dijiye main mast slideshow bana dunga. Dekhna apke naye partner apko extra paise hi de denge khush hoke.
Vikram : beta mujra mat daal dena. Dekho yeh meeting mere liye bahut important hai to tabhi han bolna agar kar paoge. Agar thodi si bhi shanka hai to bata do abhi.
Aarav: come on papa… kabhi to trust karo mujh par.
Vikram: beta main karna chahta hun tum par trust par tumhari harkatein mujhe darati hain. Mujhe pata hai ki tum kaabil ho par tumhara dhyan hamesha ulte seedhe kaamon mein hi laga rehta hai.
Aarav: ap tension mat lo main pakka badiya hi banaunga, agar fir bhi aap ko mujh pe trust nahi hai to aap meri banai hui presentations dekh lo.
Vikram: Are nahi nahi mujhe pata hai tu in sab kaamon mein acha hai. Aur mere se jyada Chawla ji ko tere pe bharosa hai balki unhone hi mujhe tere ko jimmedari saumpne ke liye kaha hai. Bas acha kaam karna aur professional ho, aise kuch memes wagera mat daal dena beech mein. (Vikram halka sa hans pada.)
Aarav(hanste huye): han papa ap tension mat lo… meri wajah se aap ko koi problem nahi hogi aj, bas aap ache se present karna.
Vikram: han bhai main sab theek se karunga aur main Chawla ko bol deta hun ki woh tere ko sab figures bhijwa dega aur aj agar kuch jaruri nahi hai to college mat ja. Main party ko sham 5 baje ki meeting ka bol deta hun.
Aarav: han papa aap tension mat lo mujhe last minute kaam karne ki aadat hai(halka hans kar)… apko apki file 12 baje tak mil jayegi main apki drive pe upload kar dunga.
Vikram: Are nahi bhai tu us mein mat daal pichhli baar meeting ke beech mein family photos khul gaye the. Main tere ko pendrive deta hun usmein sirf wahi daalna taki baad mein kuch panga na ho. Main kisi ko bhijwa kar 3 baje ke aas paas pen drive mangwa lunga.
Itna bol kar Vikram ne pendrive Aarav ko di aur use kaam samjha kar wahan se chala gaya. Aur peeche se Aarav ab khushi aur dabaw ka mishrit sa anubhaw kar raha tha. Par ab usne jab kaam haath mein liya hi tha to use ache se pura karna uske liye behad jaruri tha. Usne jaldi se apne college ke kapde badal kar ghar wale kapde pehne aur apna laptop lekar baith gaya Presentation banane. Usne data milne se pehle hi apna pura concept tyar kar liya aur jis tarah se woh yeh data present karna chahta tha woh bhi tay kar liya. Isi beech use Vinod ka message aaya aur woh use college ke liye puchh raha tha. Aarav ne use bata diya ki woh aaj college nahi ayega.
Tabhi use Chawla uncle ki email mili jismein Company ki is quarter ki sales, revenue aur baki sab financial data tha. Sath mein Chawla uncle ne use email mein kuch khaas instructions diye the jaise company ke future goals aur vision wagera. Aarav ne jab itna sara data dekha to ek baar ke liye gote munh mein aa gaye.
Akhir kaise woh yeh sab itne kam time mein include karega aur upar se use yeh sab ka kuch khaas experience nahi tha par jaise taise karke usne 2-3 ghante mein sab khatam kiya aur is beech Shivani use do teen baar khane ko bulane aayi aur usne bola ki woh kaam khatam karke ki nashta karega. Ab jab teen ghante mehnat karne ke baad uska pura project khatam hua to usne ek chain ki saans li. Abhi bhi sirf 11:30 hi huye the uske paas kaafi time baki tha. To socha kyu na jake khaana kha liya jaye, ab use bhi kaam ki tension khatam hone ke baad bhukh ka ehsas ho raha tha. Aarav ne apna laptop band kiya aur kamre se bahar nikal kar hall mein chala gaya. Shivani pehle hi wahan baithi TV dekh rahi thi.
Aaj subah se hi ghar mein itna kuch hua ki Aarav ko raat ki ghatna jaise bhool hi gayi thi par ab jab usne Shivani ko samne baitha dekha woh bhi ek tight si pajami aur Kurti mein to Aarav ka man phir se machal utha. Use yaad aaya ki kaise Shivani ke jaag jane ke baad wo kafi sharminda feel kar raha tha par ab jab use Shivani ke chuche us tight kurti mein kase huye dikhayi pade to uska lauda apna sar dobara uthane laga.
“Bc ab to kisi na kisi ka game bajana hi padega.” Aarav ne pant ke upar se apna lund masalte huye man mein socha aur jakar Shivani ke bagal mein baith gaya.
Woh chup chap baithi TV dekhti rahi. Shayad se kuch serial chal rahi thi jis mein Aankhein gadaye Shivani aas paas kuch dekh hi nahi rahi thi. Khair usne Abhi apna dupatta nahi le rakha tha jis wajah se uske bade bade chuche kurti ke gale se jaank rahe the. Uska gora gora phoola hua maas Aarav ka man behkaye ja raha tha. Aarav ne badi mushkil se apne vicharon ko jhatka aur apne bhookhe pet ki bhi thodi baat suni.
“mamma” Aarav ne apna sir Shivani ke kandhe par tika kar kaha aur sath hi wahan se bhi chuchon ki ek jhalak lena nahi bhoola.
“Hmmm.” Shivani abhi bhi serial mein nazarein gadaye huye thi. Pata nahi aisa bhi kya hi chal raha tha jo uska dhyan apne bhookhe bache se jyada is cringe ki dukaan mein tha.
“Mamma yaar bhook lagi hai ab.” Aarav ne bholi si awaz mein kaha. Jise sun Shivani ne apni nazar bade pyar se uski taraf ghumayi aur Sar mein unglian fer kar boli “ab jakar lagi bhookh tujhe?”
Aarav: nahi bhookh to subah se hi lagi thi par socha pehle kaam khatam kar lun. Ab aap lakar do na khana please.
Shivani: han chal sar hata apna main bana ke lati hun tere liye khana.
Aarav(sar hata kar): subah wala pada hoga… wahi garam kar lao bahut bhookh lagi hai.
Shivani: fresh khale… maza ayega.
Aarav: nahi yaar mom itna wait nahi hoga ab… jo hai woh garam karke laa do please.
Shivani: chal marji hai teri. Main aayi phir do minute mein.
Itna bol Shivani udhar se uth kar kitchen ki taraf jane lagi. Use peeche se jate dekh Aarav ki nazar uski badi gaand par hi ja kar thehar gayi jise dekh Aarav ne ek baar apne lund ko kapdon ke upar se hi jor se masla.
“Are bhaiya… aaj aap kaise yeh serial dekh rahe ho?”
Aarav ke kaan mein jaise hi Kiara ki awaz padhi to uski fat ke chaar ho gayi.
“Ohhh shit…” Aarav apne ap ko hi koste huye bola. “Lagta hai fat gayi gaand aj to… raat itna socha tha ki yeh sab nahi karunga par…. Ab kya fayda sochne ka. Kiara ne mujhe dekh liya hoga lund ragadte huye woh bhi mom ki gaand ko ghurte huye. Ab to gaya re Aarav…. Papa gaand maar lenge… shayad se ghar se hi nikal dein. Behanchod majduri karni padegi pet bharne ko. Sala ghar ki choot ke chakkar mein mera hi bhosda ho gaya….”
“Bhaiya kya hua aap to mujhe dekh kar aise dar gaye jaise main nahi balki Divya di ho… tension mat lo main kisi ko nahi bataungi aap kya dekh rahe the.” Kiara ne halka sa muskurate huye kaha aur table par pade dry fruits ke dibbe ko utha kar chabate huye uske bagal mein baith gayi.
“Bhaiya” Kiara ne jab dekha ki Aarav abhi tak dusri taraf hi dekhe ja raha hai to usne uska munh pakad kar apni taraf ghumate huye kaha. Aarav uski taraf ek fake si smile karte huye ghuma par use samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ki woh kya bole.
Kiara: kya yaar bhaiya main apko kab se bulaye ja rahi hoon aur aap ho ki aise putle bane baithe ho… sab theek to hai na.
Aarav ne Kiara ke chehre par jab halki muskaan dekhi to Aarav ko laga shayad se usne use woh karte huye nahi dekha jo woh samajh raha hai balki yeh to bechari yeh Serial ki wajah se uski taang kheench rahi hai.
Aarav(thodi himmat jutate huye): nahi mujhe laga ab tu sabko bata degi k main idhar kya kar raha tha… par yeh maine nahi lagaya balki yeh mom dekh rahi thi main to abhi aya.
Kiara(hanste huye): pata hai bhaiya… main to aise hi apki taang kheench rahi thi. Ap to serious hi ho gaye. Maine dekha mamma ko kitchen mein jate huye.
“Shukar tune woh nahi dekha jo main kar raha tha mom ko dekh kar” Aarav man hi man shukar manane laga aur fir Kiara ke sath idhar udhar ki batein karne laga.
“Achha to apne woh presentation bana li kya?” Kiara dibbe se nikal badaam khate huye boli aur fir dibba Aarav ki taraf badha diya.
Aarav ne bhi ek do badaam nikal apne munh mein daale aur sar haan mein hilate huye bola “han woh ho gaya par tere ko kaise pata ki main banane wala hun woh?”
Kiara: actually papa ne bola tha… aur sath hi mujhe check karne ko bhi bola ek baar.
Aarav(man mein): mera baap mujh par pata nahi kab bharosa karega. Idhar subah se main maa chudwaye ja raha hun aur woh hai ki mere upar supervisor laga kar chala gaya.
Aarav(Kiara se): han koi na main de dunga tere ko khana khaa loon pehle.
Kiara: don’t worry bhaiya. Mere ko pata hai apne acha hi kiya hoga. Aap seedha hi papa ko dedo. Mujhe nahi dekhnaa kuch bhi.
Aarav: are nahi meri maa. Tu dekhle please. Agar kuch gadbad huyi to papa tere ko kuch nahi bolenge meri gaa…..
Aarav bolte bolte ek dum se chup ho gaya par Kiara samajh gayi ki woh kya bolne wala tha aur jor jor se hasne lagi.
Kiara: kya yaar bhaiya ap kaise gandi gandi batein sochte hain papa ke bare mein… woh apke sath thode na aisa kuch karenge.
Kiara ke munh se aisi baat sun Aarav ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya. Khair use itna hairan hone ki jarurat nahi thi kionk akhir woh thi to usse sirf 1 saal choti. Ab jab woh apne ghar mein hi chudai ke sapne dekh sakta hai to woh aise gaand choot ke jokes to maar hi sakti hai. Waise bhi Aarav ke liye yeh aur bhi achha tha agar woh uske sath thoda khul jaye.
Aarav: achha tere ko bada pata hai yeh sab ka… abhi aane de mom ko batata hun.
Kiara(befikri se): acha bata do koi na… main bhi bata dungi ki aap abhi unke peeche dekh kar kya kar rahe the.
Kiara ka itna bolna tha ki Aarav ke gote munh mein aa gaye jo na nigal paa raha tha naa thook pa raha tha. Woh aankhein faade Kiara ke munh ki taraf dekhe ja raha thaa. Kiara uske munh ka uda rang dekh kar aur khilkhila kar hans padi. Tabhi Kitchen se Shivani Aarav ka khana lekar aa gayi.
“Are kya baat ho gayi… jo bhai behan itna jor jor se hans rahe ho?” Shivani ne khana Dining table par rakhte huye kaha.
Kiara: Has to sirf main rahi hun… bhaiya ka to chehra uda pada hai.
Shivani: acha… aisa kya ho gaya ise.
Kiara(tirsi aankh Aarav ko dekhte huye): Ab woh to udna hi hai na jab maine inki chori range haathon pakad li.
Kiara ka itna bolna tha ki Aarav jhat se wahan se utha aur Shivani ke paas chala gaya.
“Mamma ap iski baton pe dhyan mat do. Please jaldi se khana lagao bhookh lag rahi hai.” Yeh bolte huye Aarav dining table par baith gaya aur Shivani jaldi se uska khana parosne lagi. Jiski wajah se uski peeth un dono ki taraf ho gayi aur is mauke ka fayad utha kar Aarav pichhe muda aur hath jod kar Kiara ko chup rehne ka ishara karne laga. Tabhi shayad se Aarav ki aise shakal dekh Kiara ko bhi taras aya aur usne ishare se use tension na lene ko bol diya.
Is beech Shivani ne Aarav ka khana paros diya tha jise dekh Aarav seedha ho kar baith gaya par uske dimag mein abhi bhi yahi dar bana hua tha ki agar Kiara ne kisi ko kuch bhi kaha to uski gaand fatna tay tha. Uska man bilkul bhi kuch khane ka nahi tha par khana to tha hi, nahi to Shivani ko pakka shak ho jata ki kuch gadbad hai.
Udhar Aarav ko khana paros Shivani wapis jakar TV ke aage baith gayi.
“Chalo ab batao ki akhir kya baat thi jo tum itna jyada has rahi thi.” Shivani ne Kiara ke bagal mein baith te huye puchha. Jise sunte Aarav ke kaan fir se khade ho gaye aur nibala gale mein hi atak gaya. Woh jor jor se khaans ne laga. Aarav ko aise khaansta dekh Shivani aur Kiara dono bhaag kar uske paas aayi Aur Shivani uski peeth sehlane lagi.
“Beta kya kar rahe ho… dhyan se khao na..” Shivani uski peeth sehlate huye boli. Isi beeche Kiara ne jaldi se paani ka jug table se uthaya aur neeche rakh diya jo karte use sirf Aarav ne dekha kionk Shivani to puri tarah se ghabra kar Aarav ki peeth sehlane mein lagi thi.
Kiara: Mom yeh main karti hoon ap jaldi se jakar paani lekar aao na please.
Kiara ki baat sun Shivani ne ek dum se table ki taraf dekha aur fir kitchen mein bhaag gayi. uske wahan se jaate hi Kiara Aarav ki peeth sehlane lagi aur dheere se use boli “bhaiya aap please tension mat lo. Main kisi ko kuch nahi bolungi… and sorry mere majak ki wajah se aap ki aisi halat ho gayi.”
Kiara ki awaj ab ruansi si ho chuki thi aur woh lagatar Aarav ki peeth sehlaye ja rahi thi. Yeh sab dekh Aarav ko itni to tasalli ho gayi thi ki Kiara kisi ko kuch nahi bolegi uski harkat ke bare mein. Itne mein Shivani bhi paani ka gilas le aayi jise Aarav ek hi saans mein gatak gaya.
“Beta dhyan se piyo na jara.” Shivani ne Aarav ko aise tez tez pani peete dekh kaha.
Khair Kiara se ashwashan milne ke baad Aarav ke man ko thodi shanti mili aur woh apna khana aram se khane laga. Udhar Kiara bhi chup chap jakar TV ke aage baith gayi par Shivani wahin Aarav ke paas baithi rahi jab tak uska khana khatam nahi hua. Aarav ne apna khana jaise hi khatam kiya woh bina kuch bole aur Kiara se nazrein milaye apne kamre mein wapis chala gaya.
Is puri ghatna ke baad Aarav abhi tak ghabraya hua tha aur woh chup chap apne kamre mein hi leta raha. Kareeb 12:30 uske kamre ka darwaja knock hua.
“Aa jao… khula hi hai..” itna bol Aarav bed se uth kar baith gaya aur Darwaja khula to dekha Vinod tha.
Aarav jo ki thoda tension mein aa gaya tha, Vinod ko andar ate dekh usne chain ki saans li.
“Abe kya bimaron ki tarah pada hai. Aj college bhi nahi aya.” Vinod akar Aarav ke bed par baithte huye bola.
Aarav: kuch ni yaar papa ke office ka kuch kaam tha. Wahi kar raha tha subah se aur ab socha thoda aram karlun. Tu bata kaise aya idhar?
Vinod: yaar thoda sa kaam tha.
Aarav: han bol… kya kaam hai?
Vinod: Abe tujhse nahi…tere laptop se.
Itna bol Vinod ne aarav ka laptop utha kar khol liya aur Aarav samajh gaya ki kya hua hai.
“Bc tera Wifi aj fir se band hai kya?” Aarav ne bed par wapis se pasarte huye kaha.
Vinod(laptop mein khoye huye): han yaar… pata nahi sala kya ho jata hai thode din baad.
Aarav: mere ko lagta hai tera baap hi band kar deta hoga. Usne teri search history dekhi hogi kisi din.
Itna bol kar Aarav halka sa muskura diya aur Vinod bas apna kaam karne laga hua tha. Tabhi usne apne Jeb se ek pendrive nikali aur Vikram ki di huyi pendrive ke bagal wali port mein laga di.
“Bhai mere baap ko yeh sab ka gyan nahi hai… mujhe to lagta hai hamara wifi wala hai hi gandu hai sala. Main papa ko bolke tere wala hi lagwane wala hoon” Vinod Laptop ki screen par aankhein gadaye bola.
Aarav: pata nahi… waise ek baat bata… yeh tune bahar Kiara ko baithe dekha?
Vinod: han woh aunty ke sath TV ke aage baithi hai… pata nahi kya hi and shand dekh rahi thi dono… meri maa aur behan ka bhi same hi haal hai.
Aarav: han yaar sab aurtein ek jaise hi hoti hai… khair tu yeh dusri wali pendrive use de sakta hai… aur bolna ki Aarav ne di hai.
Vinod: han bhai. De dunga.
Aarav(man mein): haash… achha hai ab mujhe jaakar khud se use yeh nahi deni padegi. Kab se yahi soch kar dimag fate ja raha hai ki kaise use face karunga.
Itne mein Vinod ka jo bhi kaam tha woh ho gaya aur usne Dono pendrive nikal kar laptop band karke rakh diya.
“Achha to theek hai bhai… chalta hoon… shaam ko milte hain. Tab tak main jara ise nipta loon.” Vinod Aarav ko pendrive dikha kar hanste huye bola aur uth kar kamre se bahar nikal gaya aur Aarav apne sar se Kiara ko face karne se hati tension ke bare mein sochte huye ankhein band karke let gaya.
