Bade Ghar Ki Chutain – Update 31
Aamira (shocked) – nahiii nahiii kalujiiiii pleaseeee dubbarraaa anndarrr naahiiii maainnn..
Lekin kaluji ka Meri baaton pe koi asar nahi hua..
Kalu – ahaaaa mainnn ayaaa chinalll .
Aamira (kaluji ko dhakelne ki kosis karte hue) – nahiii Kalujiiiii pleaseeee..
Kalu (jhadte hue) – ahaaaaaaaa leee randdiiii meereee baachhonnn kii ammiii baannn..
AB AGEY…
Ab mujhme bilkul himmat nahi bachi thi.. main wahi sofe pe gir gayi.. aur hafne lagi.. main apni sanse cantrol karne lagi.. tab Tak kaluji kitchen se mere liye ek glass Pani le ayie.. aur mujhe uthake pyar see Pani pilane lage..
Kalu (pyar see) – ye lijiye Malkin.. Pani pijiye.. (pyar see Pani Pilate hue.)
Aamira – (thodi der pehle kitni galiyan de rahe the.. aur ab kitne pyar see Pani Pila rahe hai..)
Kalu – Malkin main abhi Aya..
Ye kehte hue kaluji sidiya chadte hue chaat pe chale Gaye.. aur mere kapde leke bapis aye..
Kalu – ye lijiye Malkin.. kapde pehen lijiye..
Jaise hi main uthne ko hui.. toh Meri chut me bohot dard hua.. jisse main sofe pe hi bhaithke reh gayi .
Kaluji (mujhe sahare se uthate hue.) – Malkin hum apki madad karte hai..
Ye kehte hue kaluji ne mujhe uthaya.. phir blouse, panty, petikot pehnake saree pehnane lage..
Aamira – apko saree pehnani ati hai. ??
Kalu – apni patni ko toh main hi pehnata tha.. ap bhi toh Meri patni se Kum hai Kya.. hmm
Ye kehte hue kaluji ne mere honto see honth milake kuch 5sec. Baad hata liye..
Ye sunke aur kaluji ke aise achanak kiss se mere gaal sharam se laal hone lage..
Aamira (sharmate hue) – kaluji AP kuch bhi bolte hai..
Kalu – Kyu.. Kya galat kaha Maine..
Aamira – ( in harkaton se Meri chut me dubara jhanjnahat hone lagi.. kahin kaluji dubara moodme na AA jaiyen..)
Aamira (baat badalte hue) – mujhe bohot dard ho Raha hai.. upar bedroom Tak kaise jaungi..
Kalu – tum chinta Kyu karti ho Aamira.. main hun na..
Aamira – Aamira..
Kalu – haa sabke samne Malkin.. lekin akele me Meri patni Aamira.. banogi na Meri patni..
Ye kehte hue kaluji ne mere right gaal ko chat liya..
Aamira (sharmate hue) – hmm..
Phir kaluji mujhe sahara dete hue bedroom Tak le Gaye.. aur tasali karke ki Iqbal gehri neend me hai.. dhire se mujhe bed pe bhitake bahar nikal Gaye..
Ab mujhme kapde change karne ki bilkul himmat nahi bachi thi.. painkillers khake main unhi kapdon me Soo gayi..
(Shama’s view)
Shama – chachijaan ko bedroom me chodke.. ye pakka mere Picche hi padega..
Phir main bhagke garden me car tak pohochke apni bra dundne lagi..
Kalu (right hath me bra pakde hue) – ye dund rahi hai..
Shama – tumne blouse toh wahi phenk Diya tha.. kamse Kam ye bra toh de do.. aise kaise andar jaungi..
Kalu – andar Jana hi Kyu hai.. bhul gayi kya.. hmm
Shama – dekho abhi time nahi hai.. subha hone hi wali hai.. please.. kabhi aur Kar Lena..
Kalu – ( sali keh toh sahi rahi hai.. subha hone hi wali hai.. aur main bhi thank gaya hun.. )
Kalu – thik hai . Lekin wada yaad hai na.. koi nakhre nahi
Shama – haa haa yaad hai.. nakhre nahi karungi..
Ye kehte hue Maine kalu ke hath se bra leke pehen li.. aur dhire se apne bedroom me pohochke.. almira se nighty nikalke bathroom me ghus gayi.. nighty me change karne ke baad. Rehan ke pass bed pe lait gayi..
Aise hi do din nikal Gaye.. ramzan ane wali thi.. ramzan se do din pehle every year hum bohot badi party rakhte the. Jisme Sab mu***m hi sumar hote the.. lekin is saal humne ek hafte pehle hi party rakhi thi.. party ki taiyari me kalu ko mauka hi nahi Mila mujhe ya chachijaan ke sath.. aise hi 6 din nikal Gaye.. aur party day bhi AA gayi..
Ashif – Aleena sab taiyariyan ho gayi na Kal ki party ki.. .??
Aleena – ha ho hi gayi samajiye..
Aleena ( Aamira ) – koi naukar free hai Kya..
Aamira – Kyu appi Kya hua..
Aleena – baki sab taiyari toh lag bhag ho hi gayi.. bas kuch desert ke liye reh Gaye Lane ko..
Aamira – AP tension na lijiye.. main Iqbal se puchti hun..
( Aamira’s view )
Maine Iqbal ko sab Bata Diya.. Iqbal ne kisiko call Kiya.. aur usse baat karne lage..
Iqbal – kalu se baat ho gayi hai.. wo saman le ayega.. ushe list de Dena..
( After 15. Min.)
Kalu – Malkin.. Malik ne kaha apko kuch saman mangana hai..
Aamira – haa (list dete hue) ye lijiye..
Kalu – ye toh thik hai.. lekin isme colour kaha hai .
Aamira – colour Kyu ??
Kalu – Holi AA rahi hai.. Bina colour ke Holi kaisi..
Aamira – kaluji hum mu***m hai.. hum Holi nahi manate.. waise bhi ye party Holi ki nahi.. ramzan se pehle ki party hai..
Kalu – kya.. lekin main toh apni Aamira ke sath har Colour se khelunga.. aur Kal Holi bhi hai.. toh party koi bhi ho.. apke liye ramzan se pehle ki.. mere liye Holi ki.. usse Kya.
Aamira – kyaa.. bilkul nahi.. ramzan ki party me ye sab nahi.. please kaluji… Aur party me kapde..
Main itna hi bol payi.. ki
Kalu – kisne kaha kapdon pe..
Aamira – toh..
Kalu – main apni Aamira ke jism pe colour lagaunga..
Aamira – Matlab main samjhi nahi..
Kalu – sirf jism pe.. tujhe nangi karke..
Aamira (shocked) – kyaa.. Kal party me sab honge.. aur guest bhi.. main kaise ye..
Kalu – wo sab tujhe dekhna hai.. main toh Holi khelunga.. aur apni Aamira ko nangi karke hi rang lagaunga..
Aamira – lekinn..
Main itna hi bol payi.. ki kaluji Bina Meri koi baat sune chale Gaye.. aur saman lake iqbal ko de diye.. aur colours lake mujhe..
Kalu ( colours dete hue) – Kal acchese taiyari karna..
Ye kehte hue kaluji chale Gaye.. main kaluji ko naraj nahi karna chati thi.. muskil se toh wo mere pass ayie the.. isliye Mana toh Kar hi nahi sakti thi.. tension toh ye thi.. ki main kaise sabki maujudgi me ye sab Kar paungi.. wo bhi ramzan ki party me..
(Party day)
(Subha 8 baje)
Guest ana suru ho Gaye the.. dekhte hi dekhte ghante bhar me adhiktar guest AA chuke the.. phir Kya party bhi start hue aur thik 11 pe party start ho gayi.. aise hi party chalti rahi.. aur dekhte hi dekhte 4 baj gaye.. adhiktar guest Jane lage.. aur kuch gine chune relatives hi reh Gaye..
( Sham 4:30 baje..)
Aamira – Aqil bohot hogayi party. Chalo shower lelo..
Aqil – ammi thodi der aur.. please
Aamira – bilkul nahi.. Chalo..
Phir main aqil ko leke uske room ke bathroom me le gayi.. aur khud apne room me ake kaluji ko call karne lagi..
Aamira (phone) – hello..
Kalu – ab ayie tujhe Meri yaad.. waqt dekhrahi hai Kya ho Raha hai..
Aamira – sorry kaluji.. bohot relatives thee.. unhe chodke kaise apko bulati..
Kalu – ab toh bula sakti hai na.. dekh 5 bajne ko ho Gaye hai..
Aamira – nahi nahi.. abhi bhi bohot relatives hai.. Ashif bhaijaan, Iqbal, Rehan sab hai.. wo bhi samne garden me .
Kalu – wo sab main dekh lunga.. Bina kisiki najar me ayie.. main Tere kamre Tak pohoch hi jaunga.. bas tu colour nikal ke taiyar reh..
Aamira – lekinn (phone disconnected)
To be continued..
