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Daksh- kuch batana hai tumhe
Poonam- aapko permission lene ki kabse jarurat pad gaye
Daksh- I slept with someone else
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Daksh- sorry isn’t the right word to use and I don’t know the right word too
Main bas tumhe sab sach batana chahta hu
Poonam- sabse pehle apne revenge ko importance di
Fir kisi ladki ko jisse main janti bhi nahi
Ab mere se jada hawas ko bhi importance dedi?
Daksh- it was a mistake
Poonam- mistake?
You fucked someone and you are saying it’s a mistake?
Daksh- main serious nahi tha tumhre liye
Ye bas mazak mazak me relationship me aagya aur fir kab pyaar hua mujhe pata hi nahi chala
Poonam- humesha ka hogya hai na ye aapko
Jab bhi koe baat hoti hai tabhi bol dete ho bet ki vajah se pataya tumhe fir pyaar hogya?
Hai na?
Daksh- jo hai vo hai
Main explanation nahi de raha bas sachae bata raha hu
Poonam- aur kitni ladkiya hai?
Daksh- I promise abse aur koe nahi hogi
I promise
Poonam- aur agar hue to?
Daksh- chhod dena mujhe
Poonam- esme aapko kya problem hogi?
Bet jeet gaye
Sex bhi mil gaya
Uske baad chutkara bhi mil jaega?
Sahi hai aapke liye to sab
Daksh- I love you
Poonam- you only love your revenge and that girl and lust too
Daksh- don’t talk about the girl
Poonam- kyu nahi karu?
Acha nahi karti
Lekin aaj ke baad aap pe trust bhi nahi kar paungi
Daksh- fir aap bol ke izzat kyu de rahi hai?
Poonam- izzat us person ke liye jisse main pyaar karti hu
Trust uspar nahi hai jo mujhe pyaar nahi karta
Daksh- firse nahi hoga yaar
Galti hogaye
Poonam- main kaise maan lu firse nahi hoga?
Aur agar yehi main karti to kya aap maaf kar dete?
Daksh- main us bande ko maar deta bas
Poonam- khud karo to thik dusre kare to?
Daksh- meri galti hai
Tumhe jo bolna hai bol lo
Main kuch nahi bolunga
Poonam- it’s okay
Lekin ye last time hai
Dobara hua to main etne door chali jaungi ki aapko dundne se bhi nahi milungi
Daksh- Dobara nahi hoga
Poonam- I wish ki na ho*****
Daksh farmhouse se nikal chuka tha
Ab apne londe ko kaam hi etne hote the ki ek jagah jada time rukne ka sawal nahi hota
Lekin problem ye thi ki usne sare kaam ke liye planning kar li thi, log bhi laga diye the
Aur uski presence koe fark bhi nahi daal paegi to vo kare kya
Vapas college chala gaya to bc vaha bore hoga aur yaha rahne ka matlab nahi tha
Fir pata nahi kyu dimag ke kis kone se idea aaya aur ek number dial kar diya
Daksh- hello
Kiran- ha bolo
Daksh- kaha ho?
Kiran- ghar pe
Daksh- ghar pe kya kar rahi hai?
Kiran- ghar pe kya karte hai daksh?
Kya kaam hai?
Daksh- main tere sehar me hu to socha tu thoda guma fira degi
Kiran- ye kis plan ka hissa hai?
Daksh- ek bahut bade plan ka
Kiran- main nahi aa rahi
Main apne Bhai ke sath khel rahi hu
Daksh- aaja nahi to main tere Bhai ke sath khelne lag jaunga
Kiran- mom dad ko pasand nahi hai mera bahar jana
Daksh- nahi aaenge vo abhi
Kiran- abhi aane wale hai
Daksh- nahi aaenge
Kiran- tumhe kaise pata?
Daksh- Maine bola ki nahi aaenge to matlab nahi aaenge
Kiran- main bhi nahi aaungi
Daksh- fir main aajata hu tere ghar
Kiran- koe jarurat nahi hai
Daksh- aaja ek secret bataunga
Kiran- mujhe nahi janana
Daksh- socha tere kaam aajega
Agar nahi janana to vo sahi
Kiran- kya hai secret?
Daksh- aadhe gante me bahar mil
Main aa raha hu tujhe pick karne
Daksh panch minutes me hi pahuch gaya aur bahar khada continously horn bajane laga
Aur jab tak bajata raha jab tak Kiran frustrate hoke bina makeup ke hi bahar na aagaye
Kiran- Pagal hogaye ho kya?
Daksh- mujhe laga tera Bhai aajaega to usse bhi dekh lunga
Kiran- jaise tumne usse dekha hi nahi hai
Car me bathte hue
Kiran- kaha se aate hai tumhre pass etne paise ki etni mahngi car me gum rahe ho?
Daksh- tumhre jaise ameerjado ko chhod chhod ke
Kiran- kya secret batana tha?
Daksh sheatbelt laga ke car start kar deta hai
Kiran- bataoge?
Daksh- vo to aise hi bol diya tha tumhe lane ke liye
Kiran- agar kuch nahi hai to mujhe bhi nahi jana tumhre sath kahi
Daksh- us raat tumhe jane diya tha matlab ye nahi hai ki har roj jane dunga
Aur uske pairo par ek hath rakh deta hai jisse Kiran turant hata deti hai
Daksh- Mera hi to hai sab kuch
Acting kyu fir
Kiran- Daksh kaam bolo main mere Bhai ko akela chhod ke aaya hu
Daksh- bore ho raha tha
Raat ko to tumhri mom ne entertainment kar diya tha ab tum karoge
Kiran ne apni mom ke bare me kuch nahi pucha ki Daksh ne aisa kyu bola
Jaise usse kuch fark hi nahi padta ho
Kiran- mujhe aur bhi kaam hote hai
Daksh- mujhe bhi hote hai
Lekin sala tera jism mujhe teri taraf khich hi leta hai
Kiran- main tumse door kaise rahungi agar tum aise hi pass aate rahe ho?
Daksh- main door hone hi nahi dunga
Hume to ek hona hai
Kiran- in your imagination
Daksh- jisko main jab chahu pura kar sakta hu
Bas main chahta hu TUMHRE sath tumhri marji se ho
Kiran- jo kabhi nahi hoga
Daksh- yehi to sweetheart you knows nothing
Everything is planned aur sab kuch ussi ke according hoga
Kiran- acha batana kon hai tumhri list me?
Daksh- mark my word
Tu apni marji se mere niche aaegi
Kiran- agar aisa nahi hua to tu force nahi karega?
Daksh- nahi karunga
But kissing, smooching ki nahi bol sakta
Kiran- I wish ki main tumse kabhi mili hi nahi hoti
Daksh- tumhre wish karne se kuch nahi hoti
Hota vohi hai jo main chahta hu
Kiran- acha matlab same college same branch same year ye sab coincidence nahi tha?
Daksh- hahahahahahahahahahhaha
Kiran- what the hell
Daksh- tu to meri rani hai es chess ke game me
Kiran- aur tujhe sirf jitne se matlab hai fir chahe payada kurban ho ya fir rani?
Daksh- bilkul
Lekin tujhe kurban nahi hone dunga
Atleast usse pehle to nahi jab tu apni marji se….
Kiran- main samjh gaya
Jada elaborate karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Daksh- I will tell you something if you will give a kiss
Lip kiss
Kiran- mujhe nahi janana kuch
Daksh- ye bhi nahi ki tera baap kon hai?
Kiran- what the hell does that mean
Bahut gusse me boli
Daksh- hahahahahahahahaha
Ab bata janna hai ya nahi
Kiran- mujhe nahi jananna kyuki mujhe pata hai
Daksh- let me rephrase my sentence
Kya tu nahi janana chahti ki tera asli baap kon hai?
Kiran- Daksh mujhe aise mazak bilkul pasand nahi hai
Daksh- tujhe ye bhi pata hai ki main mazak nahi karta
Kiran- mujhe tumpe trust nahi
Daksh- cross check karlena apni maa se
Kiran- mujhe ghar chhod do bas
Mujhe aur kuch nahi janana
Daksh- marji hai teri
Lekin ghar jake fir ye bhi soch lena ki kya Roy ne tujhe kabhi beti jaisa treat kiya hai?
Kya uske muh se tere liye kabhi beti nikla hai?
Kiran- treat kiya ho ya nahi kiya ho
Beti bola ho ya na bola ho
Baap vohi hai mera
Daksh- chal fir tujhe ghar chhod deta hu
Lekin kiss ka offer sirf aaj raat tak ka hai
Kal demand bhad sakti hai
Kiran- mujhe janana hi nahi hai
Daksh- mohini se puchna Shekhar kon hai
Agar satisfy na ho tu answer se to mere pass aajana
Tumhri marji ke baad main bata dunga
Now go ghar aagya tera
Kiran bina Daksh se kuch bole chup chhap utar ke chali gaye
Kyuki bc Daksh ne sawal ek hi kiya tha lekin kisi ka bhi pura sansaar hilane ka kiya tha
Kiran ke jane ke baad Daksh muskurata hua car mood ke chal diya
Daksh man me
Ye mari maine meri Queen aur fir ban gaya main vijeeta
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bahut kamina hai Daksh tu
Kasam se bahut
Lekin ye khel hi aisa hai agar kamina na banana to jeet se hath dho batoge
Abhi tak to main mazak kar raha tha
Khel ab suru hua hai
Ek ek chhij ka badla liya jaega
Har ek chhij ka
Dad sun rahe ho na, dekh rahe ho na mujhe?
Aap nahi chahte the aisa ho lekin main fir bhi karunga
Jo Dard aapko mile hai, Jo dhokhe aapne khaye hai un sabka gin gin kar badla lunga main
Mere hisse ke dhokhe bhi to aapne kha liye na esliye ab main nahi khaunga
Ab main dhokhe dunga
Aap jitna sareef nahi hu main
Actual me main bilkul sarif nahi hu
Lekin aap samjh rahe ho na?
Aapka beta kya karne wala hai?
Uska kya natiza nikelga
Jo humara tha vo humara hoga
Jisne chhina tha usse usse jada chhinuga
Aur main sirf paiso ki baat nahi kar raha
Har vo chhij Jo unke pass hai
Chahe paisa ho, chahe family ho, chahe dusman ho, ya fir galli ka kutta hi kyu na ho
Jo Jo unke pass hai sab chhin lunga main
Maut to sala vaise hi badnaam hai
Main unhe jeene ki saja dunga
Aur aap dekhna, hum dono dekhenge kaise khoon ke aashon roenge sab
Maine aapko khoya hai, vo apna sab kuch kho denge
Waqt aagya hai mera
WAQT AAGYA HAI HUMARA…..
