Update-191
Daksh pure campus me apni electric car doda raha tha
Bhai ka promise aakhir kar pura ho hi gaya tha
Aur eske sare dost Daksh ki khushi me apni khushi dekhte hue khush ho rahe the
Lekin Daksh ke chehre par khushi nahi dikh rahi thi vo bas satisfaction thi apne papa ka Sapna pura karne ki
Aaj to college wale bhi bc Daksh ko apna damaad maan rahe the kyuki fayda to Daksh ke naam se hi hona tha unka
Daksh ne sabko baari baari se test drive karvaye aur fir vapas lab me hi khadi kar di
Arjun- Daksh es baar party humare taraf se
Aur bc tujhe jaan se maar dunga agar gayab hua to
Ruhi- eske matki food denge
Pawan- nahi eske dealer ko utha lenge bc
Fir rota hua aaega vapas
Karan- main to bolta eske hathiyaar ko hathkadi laga dete hai
Jab na moot payega aur chod paega to sab akal thikane aajaegi
Hritik – sab dialogue maar rahe hai to mujhe bhi marna jaruri hai Kya?
Ruhi- tum humesha aise hi bore karte rahna
Pawan- abhi bhi moka hai ruhi
Ruhi- tu bhi chhup raha
Daksh bol to
Daksh bas halka sa muskura raha tha sab ki bakchodi sun ke
Aisa lagne lag gaya tha ki ab Daksh jaan bujh ke khush nahi hota taki baad me dukh aane par jada feel na ho
Pooja- congratulations Daksh
Daksh- thanks to you too
Ruhi- bhai humne bhi tarif ki hai?
Daksh- main badsurat logo se baat nahi karta
Ruhi- lekin main karti hu
Bata kab?
Arjun- hahahhaha
Dekh raha hai Ladki sikh gaye hai
Daksh- jab tum bolo
Karan- are ye chutiya bana raha hai
Dekh lena kahi gayab ho jayega
Hritik- es gandu ko sidha leke chalte hai aur flat par band denge
Pawan- ha
Saraab bhi pooja ke hath se pee lega
Pooja haste hue
Mujhe kyu ghasit rahe ho?
Arjun- tumhe to idea hi nahi hai kaha kaha gaseeta ja chuka hai tumhe
Pooja- matlab?
Daksh- aaj pata chal jayega
Pooja- aaj kya hai?
Karan- time waste nahi karte aur sidha flat chalte hai
Aaj to barish hogi saraab ki
Pawan- class tera baap lene jayega?
Bc esko to attendance mil jati hai
Humare lode lag jayenge
Hritik- esko akela chhoda to ye gayab ho jayega
Daksh- main park me so raha hu
Tum class ke baad aajana
Arjun- loda
Ek percent ka yakeen nahi hai tujh pe
Daksh- to fir mat karo
Aur short kara lo attendance
Ruhi- pooja tumhri attendance kaisi hai?
Pooja- full
Ruhi- great
To main aur pooja Daksh ke sath park me bathe hai
Tum attendance leke aajao
Hritik- do second me chutiya bana dega tujhe ye
Ruhi- are maine bola main ruk rahi hu tum nahi
Kaan saaf kara lo baby
Arjun- are ruhi rok legi
Aur agar gayab bhi hua to eske car utha lenge
Daksh- nahi hunga gayab yaar
Pawan- beta agar attendance ka sawal nahi hota na to tujhe kabhi akela nahi chhodte aise mokke par
Daksh- daru Arjun layega
Arjun- main kyu bc?
Daksh- kyuki tune bola
Party teri taraf se
Arjun- main kab bola?
Karan- kuch jada excited hogya tha bhai tu
Arjun- mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai
Meri to jaban toot gaye hai esliye apne aap fisal jati hai
Daksh- ab to tu layega
Chal ruhi
Vitamin c lete hai
Fir ruhi Daksh aur pooja park chale gaye aur baki sab beman se college
Daksh leta hua tha park me ruhi ki god me(galat mat sochna) aur pooja unke samne bathi thi
Ruhi- Daksh pichle kuch dino se badla badla lag raha hai?
Kuch hua hai Kya?
Daksh- ruhi yaar kisi ki dila de
Ruhi haste hue Daksh ke pet pe mukka marti hai
Ruhi- kutte
Tu nahi badlega
Har waqt yehi laga rahta hai
Daksh- gyan mat de
Dilvani hai to dilva de
Ruhi- etni aag uth rahi hai to jameen me khada khod de
Daksh- fir tu usme hi gir ke mar jayegi
Etna hi hai tera
Ruhi- pooja es kutte se door rahna
Ye bahut jaldi chadi utarta hai
Daksh- pooja es se puch lena
Ye experience hai
Ruhi- ha bahut experience hai
Kiran ke sath to pata hi hai mujhe kya kiya tune
Daksh- bas to fir chhup hi rah
Mera kaminapan dekha hi nahi hai tune
Ruhii- gotte na food du main
Agar mujhe dikhaya to
Daksh- tu dikhati bahut buri hai nahi to dikha bhi deta
Ruhi- jin ladkiyo ke sath tu sota hai unse to achi hi dikhati hu
Daksh- vaham bahut galat chhij hai
Logo ko kisi Kiki bhi chhij ka ho sakta hai
Ruhi- ja na be
Kahi aur sadaa
Daksh- jau?
Ruhi kuch bolti usse pehle hi Daksh ka phone bajane laga
Naam dekh ke vo vaha se uth gaya aur thodi door jake baat karne laga
Do minutes tak Daksh ne phone par baat ki fir kaat ke saanvi ko call kar diya
Saanvi- jee bhaiya
Daksh- kaha hai?
Saanvi- kuch kaam se bahar aaye thi
Batao
Daksh- mera bhi ek kaam kar dena
Saanvi- mujhe kya milega?
Daksh- auto market jake ***** **** ***** ye le aana
Saanvi- are maine ha kab ki?
Daksh- are maine request kab ki?
Order tha vo
Saanvi- hu
Daksh- aur Jaldi se aajana
Saanvi- time lag jayega
Daksh- good
Saanvi- kya?
Daksh- mera matlab tha aaram se aajana koe jaldi nahi hai
Saanvi- huh bye
Fir Daksh phone kaat ke vapas unke pass jake let gaya
Lekin es baar vo shant tha
Aur kuch soch raha tha
Pooja- Daksh you good?
Daksh- ha ha
Ruhi- esme dore aate hai
Ye aise hi react karta hai to darna mat
Daksh- ruhi tum jao na flat
Main baki sab ko leke aajaunga
Ruhi- Etna bhi trust nahi hai tujh pe
Daksh- trust mat kar
Vaise hi aajaunga
Teri kasam
Ruhi- meri kasam kyu kha raha hai?
Abhi nahi marna mujhe
Daksh- abe jana yaar
Main aajaunga sab ko leke
Ruhi- pehle ye bata hua kya hai?
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi hua
Ruhi- to fir hum nahi ja rahe
Aur tujhe bhi nahi jane denge
Daksh- kiss my ass
Ruhi- you too
Fir Daksh aankh band karke let gaya aur intezaar karne laga
Tension ya stress to uske chehre par kabhi rahti hi nahi thi
Kyuki har chhij ka bc plan bana ke batha tha
Aur jo abhi hona tha uska bhi plan Daksh ke pass bahut ache se tha
Daksh ko bahut pehle se pata tha ki aisa hone wala hai aur Daksh se college ke bahar hi rok sakta tha lekin ye sala fir hota
Kitni hi baar rokta esliye Daksh ne socha maa chudai dunia
Es baar to hum college me hi chudenge
Oh sorry matlab college me hi chhodenge
Daksh bas saanvi ko door rakhna chahta tha esliye hi usse aur time lagane ko bol diya
Vo yaha hogi to emotions havi ho jayenge uspar aur sab kuch chud jayega
Lekin Daksh saanvi ke bare me sure nahi tha ki vo nahi hi aaegi
Daksh was like 50-50 saanvi aae to tandaav hoga aur nahi aaye to bhi hona to tandav hi tha
Kuch aawaz feel karke
Daksh- ruhi canteen se samose la de
Bhukh lag rahi hai
Ruhi- sath chal
Daksh-Are mere Lund me dard ho raha hai
Ab jab tak vo bill me nahi gusega mujhse chala nahi jayega
Ruhi- to paida rah aise hi
Pooja bechari bas sun rahi thi enki. Bakwas
Kuch bol to sakti nahi thi
Pawan- we are back motherfucker
Sab vaha aate hue chhilaye
Ruhi- acha hua ye kab se bhagne ki talash me hai
Daksh- Arjun side me ho
You’re blocking the view
Arjun- bc aankh to band hai teri
Aur konse view?
Daksh- jaruri nahi aankho se hi dekha jaye
Lekin aaj tumhri aankhon ke sath sath gand jaruri fategi
Aur fir jaise hi Daksh khada hua uske charo taraf bande hi bande the aur sab ne guns taan rakhi thi Daksh par
Bc college campus me sabki saase atak gaye ye dekh ke specially Daksh ke dosto ki
Daksh ko to pata hi tha ye hone wala tha to vo to chill hi tha
Daksh- let the kids go
Aadmi- they have to witness your death mate
Aur ek bahut tagda punch mara Daksh ke face par
Daksh vahi muh se khoon fekta hua jameen par ja geera…..
