UPDATE – 101
NOTE – JISKE PAAS GIFS HO SCENE KE ACCORDING WO MUJHE MESSAGE KAR DE ,, MERA NET BAND HO GAYA HAI TO AB GIFS NAHI DAAL PAUNGA ,,
MOBILE DATA USE KAR RAHA HU MAIN,,
PAR GIFS SCENE KE HISAAB SE HI HONI CHAHIYE
waise to unka batana muskil tha lekin fir bhi ek baar or try karna hai
main bhi itni jaldi haar manne walon me se nahi hu ,,,
aaj jyada nahi to kuch na kuch to pata karna hi hai ,,,,
ki tabhi mujhe kajal ne awaz lagayi,,,,,, oooooorrrrrrrrrr
jitna bhi plan mere man me tha sabki maa chud gayi ,,,
kajal – ashu mujhe upar le chal ,, thoda dard ho raha hai
as – kajal ki ye baat sunkar main sab kuch bhul gaya or jaldi se jakar kajal
ki chair ko pakda or main use upar le jane laga ,,,
ranjana – kya hua kajal jyada dard hai kya,,,
kajal ke dard wali baat par sabhi ke sabhi ek baar to ghabra gaye the ki kya hua hai,,
par kajal ne sabko kaha ki jyada dard nahi hai bas thoda sa hi hai ,,,
kajal – ashu tu mujhe upar le chal ,, ye dard apne aap hi thik ho jayega,,
as – mujhe kuch samajh nahi aya ki ye kya kah rhai hai ,,,
par maine jyada dimaag nahi lagaya or kajal ko upar le jane laga ,,,
madhvi – dhyan se le ja ashu ,,,,mashvi piche se boli
maine madhvi ko okk bola or upar le aaya or kajal ko room me lita diya,,,
or sochne laga ki chal jaldi se chalte hai or kamla bua upar nangi hogi,,
or choot marte hai kamla bua ki ,,, main soch kar maje me hi tha ki ,,
fir se mera klpd ho gaya,,,,
kajal – ashu yaha aa mere paas ,,,
as – main kajal ki koi bhi baat kabhi taal nahi sakta tha ,, to main kajal ke paas hi baith gaya ,,
kajal – kaha ja raha hai ,,,
as – man me ,, ab kya batau kaha ja raha hu ,,,
waie to main kajal ko sab kuch batata hu par abhi mujhe bhi kuch janna tha to maine
kajal ko kuch bhi nahi bataya tha ,,, or main kajal ke sach janne ka wait kar raha tha
to maine baat ko taal diya,,,,
as – kuch nahi kajal tune to suna hi tha na ki bua ne mujhe bulaya tha ,,
apne sath kuch kaam karne ke liye to wahi ja raha tha,,,
kajal – bua ke kaam karne ja raha tha ya fir bua ka kaam taman karne ja raha tha,,,
as – main samjha nahi kajal,,
kajal – tu sab samajh raha hai ashu ,, kyo mujhse bulwana chah raha hai ,,,
as – nahi kajal main kuch nahi samajh raha hu,,,
kajal – acha to tu aajkal mujhse baat chupane lag gaya hai na,,,
as – ha chupata hu main tujhse baat ,,, par tu bhi to kuch bi nahi batati hai na,,
maine sidhe hi bol dia tha kajal ko ,,,,
kajal – janti hu ashu ,, mujhe sab yaad hai ,,
maine hi tujhse kaha tha ki main tujhe sab bata dungi par tu yahi aagaya tha,,
to main tujhe kuch bhi nahi bata payi ,,, or uske baad to mera accident ho gaya tha,,,
to fir kaise batati ,,,
as – ha kajal main sab janta hu ,, tu chinta mat kar,, main tujhe force nahi katunga
par mujhe bhi sab kuch janna hai ,,,
kajal – ashu main tujhe sab kuch nahi bata sakti hu par main ,,
kuch kuch tujhe bata sakti hu ,,,
as – kyo kajal ,,
ka – bas aise hi ,,hai kuch baat
as – bas aise hi kya kajal,, maine tujhe aaj tak hamesha sab kuch bataya hai or
tu hai ki mujhe kuch bhi nahi batati hai ,,,
or tune to mujhse tani wali baat bhi nahi batayi abhi tak ,,, ha bol ,, bol na kajal ,,
kajal bolne hi wali thi ki tabhi room me nita mami aa gayi,,,
nita – are kya bol na kajal laga rakha hai ,, ha hame bhi to koi batao,
nita mami ki baat sunkar ham dono hi ghabra gaye ki kahi mami ne ham dono
ki baaten na sun li ho ,,,, or ham dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage,,
ham dono ko aise dekhte huye nita mami ne notice kar liya,,
nita – are aise kya dekh rahe ho dono ek dusre ko aisa kya puch liya maine
jo ek dusre ko asie ghur rahe ho,,, haa
kajal – kuch nahi saheli ji,,, wo ashu meri tabiyat ke bare me sunkar ghabra gaya tha
to usi ke bare me puch raha tha,,
saheli ke name se nita mami khush ho gayi thi,,,,par fir bhi unke man me ek sawal tha
nita – acha to itna jor se kyu puch raha tha,,
as – main bas thoda sa dar gaya tha ,, baki kuch bhi nahi hai ,,,
nita – samajh gayi ,, tu bada darta hai ,,, hospital me to sab kuch jalane ki baat kar
raha tha or yaha tu dar raha hai ,,,
as – main halka sa muskura diya,,,
wo to bas aise hi mami,, ab chodo na us baat ko ,,, meri pyari dost,,,
dost bolte hi nita mami ke chehre par smile aa gayi ,,,
nita – apne balon ko ungli se piche karte huye,, sach me mujhe dost maan liya tune,,
as – ha nita sach me ,,,
nita ek dam se sharma gayi,,,
tabhi lund maharaj bol pade,,,
l – lagta hai ye to chudwane ke mood me hai,,,
as – tu chup kar madarchod ,, hamesha choot me jane ki lagi rahti hai tujhe,,,
l – abe lund hu to choot me to jaunga hi na,,, or ek to tujhe sahi baat bolu,,
upar se baahanchod mujhe hi chup kara raha hai ,,,
as – tu to sale hai hi dimaag ki dukan ,, lund me bhi itna dimaag hota hai kya,,,
or main hasne laga,,,
nita – are kyo hans raha hai ,,, mera majak uda raha hai kya,,,
as – are nahi nita main tumhara majak nahi uda raha hu ,, main to bas apni nayi,
friend ke bare me soch raha hu ki uske liye kya gift du,,,
main or lund maharaj to aapas me baat kar liya karte the jo ki dimaag me hua karti thi,,,
par mere chehre par jo smile aayi thi wo har koi dekh sakta tha,,, isliye nita ne aisa kaha,,,
or maine nita ki baat ko ulat te huye kaha ,, kahi mujh par use koi shak na hi jaye ki
main kyo aisi harkate kar raha hu,,,
or gift ka name sunkar nita khush ho gayi,,,
nita – acha kya gift layega mere liye tu ye bata,,,,
as – aap batao aapko kya chahiye,,,,
nita – are gift dene wale ko pata hona chahiye na ki kya dena hai ,,
gift lene wala to usko khushi khushi swikaar kar leta hai ,,,
l – mujhe le le gift ke tor par ,, aisa maja dunga ki zindagi bhar yaad karegi,,,,
as — tu fir aa gaya chup ho,,,
kajal – ye baat to nita ki bilkul sahi hai ,,, ahsu tujhe hi koi gift lekar aana padega,,,
as – thik hai mami to aaj sham ko ham dono sath me chalenge ,,,
shopping karne ke liye thik hai,,,
nita – okk done ,, dekhti hu ki tu mujhe kya dilayega,,,,
l – mujhe dilayega ,, legi kya ,,, bahut acha hu main,,,
as – muh band kar apnaa,,,
okk mami ham dono chalenge,,,
kajal – are bhai mere liye kuch nahi laoge kya,,,,
as – tujhe kya chahiye ,,,
kajal – apne man se kuch bhi le aana mere liye,,,
as – thik hai le aaunga ,,,
or fir ham idhar udhar ki baaten karte rahe ,,,
or fir main bathroom me gaya or kritika didi ko phone kiya or unhe bata diya
ki main upar nahi jane wala hu to wo bua ko niche lekar ke aa jaye,,,
to didi ne mujhe thik hai bola ,, or wo bua ko niche lekar ke aa gayi,,,
5 minute baad mom room me aa gayi or hame niche khana lag gaya hai ,,
asia bol kar chali gayi,,,
or ham bhi niche aa gaye ,, par kajal upar hi rah gayi,,,,
ab dekhte hai ki aage hero kisko chedega table par kisko nahi,,,,
