Part 6
Ab aage…
Itne bade mamme kaunse kapade ise mil payenge… Wo mere piche bike me baithi… Mere kandhe par usne hath rakha aur maine bike jane di…
Radha: kapade lene kaha jayenge
Mai: tu bata.. kaha jana hai ..
Radha: ek hai meri jan pahchan ka par wo bahot line marta hai…
Mai: are meri jan line marna to uska janm siddh adhikar hai
Radha: jan?
Mai: meri gf jaise marji chahe bulau…
Radha: thik hai chal waha nahi jana ek naya showroom khula hai waha chalte hai…
Mai: thik hai
Muje address samajaya aur maine bike waha le li… Kai dress dekhe par maine short aur tshirt choose kiya. Jo aunty mana hi kar rahi thi…
Mai: radha dekh ye aaj kal ki fashion hai
Radha: par dekh ye to chaddi jitna chhota hai .. aur ye dekh sleeveless nahi mai nahi pahanungi
Dukandar: madam aap ki soch par hai agar aap pahanana chaho to koi aapko rok nahi sakata.. aapki size ke hisab se suit bhi karega. Aap young hai abhi. 5 sal ke bad man karega to bhi nahi pahan paoge…
Aunty ne mere kan me fusfusane lagi
Radha: mai vidhva hu jagdish
Mai: shhhh kabhi apne aap ko vidhva mat kahana. Logo ki nazare bahot kharab hoti hai. Jamane se kadam milane ke liye aap ko logo ko kaha bol ne ki jarurat hai ke aap vidhva ho. Jo aapko jante hai wo aapko samajhenge nahi jante aur na samaje un logo ki jarurat hi kaha hai jivan me..
Aunty man gai un kapadon ke liye aur ham log ghar par aa gaye… Dusare din mai use movie dikhane le jane wala tha. Aur wah aunty kya taiyar hui thi…
Samir: ye kya maa ghumne ja rahi ho ya logo ko uksane
Radha: kuch nahi jagdish kaheta hai ke jivan ko ji lo
Samir: wah jagdish tune to maa ke aadhe kapade utrva diye…
Radha: chup badmash kya kuch bhi anap shanap bol raha hai. Ye mera bf hai thik hai. Muje unki bat to manni padegi…
Dosto muje kai bar aise feel hota tha ke ye log muje chutiya bana rahe hai. Aisa open minded conversation aaj tak maine dekha nahi tha kabhi bhi. Ke kisi ki maa kisi ke sath itna open conversation kar sakati hai… Ham dono fir nikal gaye… Movie me gaye to sab log radha Aunty ko ghur rahe the…
Radha: ye bahot tang hai jagdish sab log ghur rahe hai hai
Mai: haha radha ye tere bahot bade hai.
Radha: chup besharam kya kuch bhi bolta hai.. tera aur samir dono ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai…
Ham log andar theater me apne screen par ja kar baith gaye…
Radha: kya raz chupa raha hai bata
Mai: kaun sa
Radha: are wahi jo tu batane vala tha
Mai: o achha ha.. par ek shart hai ye bat teri aur mere bich me rahani chahie
Radha: promise
Mai: hmmm meri bhabhi pregnant hai
Radha: are wah ye to khushi ki bat hai congratulations
Mai: hmm par uske bachhe ka pita mai hu…
Radha: kya fek raha hai? Sach?
Mai: ha sach
Radha: abe tu to yar… Sach me?
Mai: ha baba sach me
Radha: mai nahi manti
Mai: kya maine bhabhi ko choda hai wo ?
Maine bahot hi openly ye bol diya
Radha: tu bahot hi bigdi hui faulad hai sach batati hu
Mai: bhai bhabhi ke upar nahi chadata. Wo bhakti me lin rahata hai to fir ho gaya… Fir maa ko bachha chahie tha to bhabhi ke upar maine mahanat ki
Radha: muje laga tu kafi sharif hai
Mai: bhabhi ko kisi ki jarurat thi. Mai wo koi ban gaya ta ke ghar ki ijjat ghar me rahe… Tu bhi aisa kuch soch sakati hai…
Radha: nahi sirf dost hu aur dost hi rahana… Jyada badtamiji mujse to mat hi karna
Maine shanti banaye rakhi bawjud halla bol dene ka man tha. Movie khatam kar ke mai use ghar chhod ne gaya aur fir mere ghar ja raha tha ke use muje chay ke liye pucha aur maine thoda juth bola
Mai: bhabhi ghar par akeli hogi to thoda chumma chati kar du khush ho jaye bichari..
Radha: aise pregnent aurat ko jyada tang mat karna
Mai: mai nahi karta radha kabhi muje aajma kar dekh. Bhabhi aur meri bilkul nahi patati thi aur aaj jitna chahu utna use nangi rakhta hu… Chal koi nai mai jata hu..
Aur mai nikal gaya…
