अहंकार
Update 3
Mai jaise hi ghar pahuncha. Chachi ghar ke darwaje ke pass to Chachi apne mobile main busy thi , jaisi hi unki najar mujhpar padi, Maine kaha – kya Chachi ! Ab aap mobile me itni busy hogayi hai ki kudke bacche bhi najar nhi aate. Chachi – baccho ko agar yaad hi Naa aaye bado ki to phir kyu najar ayenge. Main- Chachi yaad aati thi , lekin aapne bhi to kabhi phone nahi kiya. Chachi – kyu karti Mai bhala , tumhe padhai me disturb nahi karana chahati thi , aur tum karo kr ge bhi kyu Aaj rone se jo phursat mili hai tumhe .Chachi mera majak uda Rahi thi mujhe gussa bhi aaya ,lekin Chachi hai isliye Jane Diya.Main – Chachiji , ghar par ab kon hai ? Chachi – tumhare ghar me didi aur shweta hongi abhi , komal abhi Ashu ke sath bahar gayi hai.Darasal hamara ghar aangan me se bata hua tha , bua ka aur chacha ka Ghar , joint tha aur uske saamne hamara ghar tha .Main sidha ghar ghusa to shweta , bade Wale room me baithi , jaha par tv tha. Mene piche se jakar aankho pe hath rakha, to woShweta – jaanu , ye kya Kara rahe ho? ab mummy Ghar par hai , tumhe aane se mana kiya tha na . Me pahle to hairan hua phir.Main – kis ka intezar ho raha tha meri bahana ko?.kon hai vo ? Hame bhi to pata chale?(thoda gussa karate hue ) Shweta -(khila khilate hue) bhaiyya , o o bhaiyya, aap bhi naa , aankho pe is tarah hath rakh rahe ho, kon hai dusra koi ladka Jo aap dono mese aankhe dhakne ki himmat kar sakta ha?.Main – dono mese matlab?Shweta – Aap aur rahul ke siva hamare ghar me kon ladka hai?Mujhe ab bura lag raha tha ki meri bahan , rahul ke sath bate karti hai kyuki mujhe uski harkate malum thi , upar se mera dushman bhi tha.abhi ke liye mene is baat ko vahi chhodna thik samja. Tabhi maa kitchen se aai , aur mujhe hat me chay di . Maa – accha hua tu chai ke samay pe aagaya , Main – aap bhi na maa , chay karanese accha idhar pahale mil to leti , lekin aapko bahot kaam ki jaldi padi hai .Main – maa ,pitaji kaha hai? jarur mujh par ghussa honge .maaf karana maa me aapke sapno ko pura nahi kar paya.Maa – haa ab Rona mat shuru ho jana, vaise tumhare pitaji gussa to hai , lekin unhe bhi apne bete ko is tarah haar kar dekhne me khushi thodi hongi , wo bhi samaj sakte hai , waise bhi jindagi khatam thodi ho gai tumhari ab.Maa ki baat sunkar aankho me paani aa jata hai phir me maa ko baho me bhar leta hu , us vakt mein maa ke liye koi bure vichar nhi the . Phir komal didi aur Ashu didi bhi aagayi , lekin me thak gaya tha khana kha kr vaise hi so Gaya baat krne ko kal ka din hai kah kar me tv vale room me soya gaya.Agale din meri aankh subah 5.40 ko khuli gayi , meri muh dho hi Raha tha ki mujhe sunny aata hua dikh Gaya . Phir kisiki aavaj sunai di , vo rahul ki thi jisse meri jamati to nahi thi lekin phir bhi Bhai hone ke nate bolte the .Rahul – Suraj , mene suna hai tu fail hogaya hai , koi baat nahi ,har kisi ke bas ki bat nahi hoti padhai . Tu ek kaam kr, kheti badi me hath batana chalu krde kuch to Sikh hi jayega, vaise tuze kheti me bhi to kabhi pair nahi rakha lekin Sikh jayega .Me is bich kuch nahi bola me bhi mere time aane ke bad hi ise dikhaunga.Me phir sunny ke sath gao me ghumane chala gaya . Raste me , Sunny – yaar , ho gaya kya tera mood thik, koi baat nahi , ek gai to lakho aayegi .Main hanskar- tu to Aisa kah raha ki har koi chut khol kr hi bethi hui hai . Sunny – Abe , is pyar vyar ke chakkar mein jindagi bhar ek hi chut se kaam chalana padta hai . Main – tere pass hai kya koi chut ka bandobast itni badi badi bat hi kar raha hai.Sunny – hai ek , usase shyam ko milaunga, meri personal rand hai, tujhebhi dilaunga uske maje.Main -lekin kaha par? , aur kaun hai vo? Sunny – are vahi apni bachapan Vali jagah jaha par ham chudai dekhne jate the band nala hai uske pass ki mere khet me zopdi me. Main – haa thik hai , lekin dekh kahi marava mat dena , kon ladki hai kise malum. Aur phir hamari aisi hi bakchodi chalti rahi, aur me Ghar aa gaya . Jab me Ghar aaya to pata chala didi bua ke Ghar me hai , to me unke ghar me gaya .Mujhe dar lag raha tha ki bua mujhe dant na de, ki bua mere ekdum samne aai aur khup dat lagai unki bato se bahut ghussa aaya lekin mein kuch kar bhi nahi sakta tha isliye chupchap sun liya . Bua kah rah thi ki, vaha kya gulccharre uda Raha tha kya, ki tujhse kuch nhi hua. Aur til milati hui khana banane chali gai thi. Tabhi meri halat dekh kr Ashu didi ne mere sar par hath rakh diya. Ashu didi- tu unki baat ka bura mat Maan vah vesi hi hai lekin unhe pyar se bat Krna nahi aata .mujhe to ata hai n , wo to tumhe pata hi hai . ( Aur didi smile de deti hai ) Mai bhi thoda has deta hu Komal didi – daatne jese kaam krega to dategi nahi tumhe to aarti utaregi bua. Didi ki baat sunkar mujhe kabhi ghussa nhi aata . Mai – haa malum nahi kesa ladka hai vo, kal se aaya hai lekin Bahan se milne kaa vakt hi nhi hai , jab bahan ghar aayi thi to mai bahar hi ghum raha tha . Meri bat sunkar didi meri chati par ek mukka marti hai. Ashu didi – me hi le gayi thi , mere dost ki sagai thi to aur hame thodi malum tha tu aane vala hai tu , jab aa gaya tab hame malum pada . Didi ke in sab bato me abhi bhi unki smile barkarar thi. Phir hamari bate aise hi hasi majak ke sath chalti rahi .
Mujhe aaj pitaji ke sath rahna pada , aaj subah pitaji ne Sara khet me se kachra jo subah majuro ne jama Kiya tha aur jala diya ,
phir mujhe karanja ( chota shahar ) bhej diya maal bhechne ko jisme mujhe kuch pareshani nahi hui.
Mujhe shahar me chachaji dikhe unhone kaha ki unhe kuch kaam hai .
Mai vaha nashta kar raha tha , ek gormati me bolne vala insan aya aur chacha ke sath bat krne laga .
Kyu ki mere gao me kuch log gormati hai to mujhe bhasha samaj main ati thi lekin main bol nhi sakta tha .
Phir us insan ne mujhe gormati me sawal puchha mujhe samjhne me deri lagi to unhe laga ,me kuch samjha nhi .to chacha bhi use kahne lage ki ise gormati nahi aati ,lekin mujhe sab samajh aa raha tha ,
Tabhi
Chacha – ( gormati me bola hai me hi hindi me likhta hun)Is ladke[mere] ke maje hai , baap ke paiso pe mauj kar raha tha shahar me .
Wo aadmi – Haa vaha bahud si randiyo ko chhoda hoga isne ki .
Chacha – ise kya ata hai , chodna vo to mujhe aata hai, ek bar aurat chud Jaye phir har bar mere lund ke niche aane ko maregi.
Wo aadmi – haa , sab malum hai , aaj chahiye kya kuch.
Chacha – nahi mujhe to kuch nahi chahiye , lekin agle sal election hai tumhe jit kr aane ke liye hamare ward 125 se upar vote chahiye.vo main dila sakta hun .Wo aadmi – agar tum yah kroge , to tumhari konsi iccha Puri karni hai vo to batao.Chacha – tumhe bhi malum hai tumhe picchle sal 125 vote jama kr karke diye , is baar me tumhe 5mese 2 ward me majority de sakta hun aur ye 125 vote bhi, majority to nahi hai is ward ki lekin,
Tum sarpanch phir se ban sakte ho, wo bhi mere bhai ke madat ke siva.Sarpanch- haa , lekin tujhe kya chahiye vo bata .
Chacha – tumhari biwiSarpanch – madarchod Teri himmat kaise hui.
Bat katate hue chacha.Chacha – ghussa kyu hota hai puri baat to sun le , Teri biwi ko chodne de ,aur me iski[meri] maa ko teri randi banaunga , aur tujhe sarpanch bhi .
Me ye sun kar muze bohot gussa aaya lekin mujhe puri baat Sunni thi .Sarpanch – wo kaise , agar tu uske ek raat mere sath sone ka bandobast bhi kar diya to meri biwi jo ki abhi 26 sal ki hai hamesha ke liye teri Rand , lekin tu ye sab karega kaise ,
Chacha – wo sab tu mujh par chhod de lekin me pahale teri biwi ko chodunga aur badme in sab chijo ko anjam dunga , hai manjoor.Sarpanch ek dum se soch me pad gaya , lekin me mobile me game khelne ki acting krne laga , aur in sab ki bate sunne laga .Sarpanch – Me tujhpe kaise bharosa kru, wo bhi is baar pn ki tu Tera kaam ho jane ke bad mera kaam krega . Mujhe surity kaise milegiChacha – mujhe ek baar use chodne de, phir me tuze surity bhi dunga uske pahale nhi.Sarpanch – esa hai to ek kam krte hai tu mujhe teri biwi ko bhej aur dusri hath me meri biwi ko phir uske bad tu mujhe Priya de Dena aur sarpanch pad bhi.
Mujhe ye sab bohot hi ajib lag raha tha, ki ye log kaise khulke ek dusre ki biwi chodne ki baat kr rahe hai , aur n chahte hue bhi mera lund ekdum khada ho gaya.Sarpanch ki is baat pr , haste hue chacha bole
Chacha – bohot hoshiyar hai!, me teri tin kaam krdu aur tu sirf mera ek kaam haa thik hai ,
me tujhe deta hu meri biwi chodne ko ,
usaki moti moti gand ko faad Dena itni badi hai fir bhi maine Mari nahi,
kyu ki bahar se fursat nhi milti mujhe ,par tumhe mujhe ek sharat manni padegi.
Inki bate bilkul dalal jaisi lag rahi thi ,nhi nhi bilkul dalal ho gaya the ,
inka agar bass chalta yaha ‘ anaj ‘ bechne ki jagah apni biwiya bech dete ,
lekin jab unhone Chachi ki moti moti gand ki tarif ki to esa laga raha tha ki koi vastu ki baat ho Rahi hai.
Sarpanch – haa , bol de .Chacha – ek ladki ki chut chahiye vo bhi seal packed.Sarpanch – haa samjho mil gayi , Priti chalegi kya ,vo jaising ki ladki .Chacha (kutil muskan haste hue)- haa , phir baat pakki , mere biwi hojayengi 15 may ke bad teri . Tu usse pahile apni biwi ko pata ya phir muze jabardasti chodna padega.
Mujhe ye nahi samaja 15 may ko yesa kya hai baad yesa kya hai jo , aur ye ladki kaun hai .Sarpanch – maan jayegi , uski kamjori hai mere pass ,bass vo moti gand aur iski maa mujhe dila de . Sarpanch ek bar aur banne bad phir me tuze aur hoor dilaunga .
Chacha – moti gand to tuze dunga hi.itna kaha aur meri taraf dekhane lage, mene chehre koi bhav n late hue mobile me vyast hogaya pr,
is beech mene sari bate jab usne meri maa ka jikr kiya tab se record krli.
