Update 52
Ab aage
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Tan ta n tan
Jail ka ghanta baja…
Sabhi uth kar jaane lagee ..mai wai baitha ta ..bas sab ko hhur raha ta …
“Ooo bhai jara side deha ho…”..ek larke na mujhe kaha ..
“Ji..”..mai side ho gaya..
Larka palat kar mujhe dekhne laga ..”ka ho bhai nai ho ka..”
“Ji”
“Tabhi kahu sasura kaun hamko itna ijaat diya..”
“Are topchi chalega na ka re..” usse dusree larke ne kaha mai bas unb dono ko dekhe ja raha ta ek jaha sarir se thora tagra ta toh ek mariyal sa jisse maine side di ti ..
“Aree chalenge kahe na re sala bhuke thori marne ka hai oo bhai bhai aaja tu b sath chal le ”
Mujhe kuch samajh na aaya mai gumsum sa wai baitha ta..
“Aaja bhai aaja bhuk hartal nai karte warna koi puchega b nai yaha..”..topchi ne mujhe uthate huwe kaha ..gale me gamcha aur sarir p bas lungi..aur ek baniyan bal aaise bada rake te jaise sharaukh khan ka fan ho..
Ham uske sath hi ho liye lambi line lagi ti sabi apna khana le lekar side hote ja rahe te ham b katar ka hissa ho liye ..
Dheere dheere sab aage badhte gai maine b thali hath me le li ..
Maine thali aage badhaya ki ….
“Chal side ho…”ek ache kad katti ka adher tha ..
“Bhai sab mai toh line se hi aaya hu mera no. Hai ..”..mera itna khana tha ki saale ne kas k mere sar p thali de maari aur ek laat peet me v jar diya..
“Bhenchod janta nai mere ko yai maar daalunga..” sari line me khalbali mach gai…idhar udhar afra tafri machi ti..
Mera toh sar bhanna gaya sala kuch samajhne ka mauka hi nai diya ta kaminne ne..ek toh abi abi asptal se yaha aaya ta puri trah sahi b nai huwa ta..
Mai pet pakar kar uth hi raha ta ki sale ne fir se dhawa boll diya
Colur pakar kar uthate huwe …”rocky nam hai mera rocky dada yaad rakhna ..aage se..”.
Tab tak ek teej chikh watavaran me gunj gai….”aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Huwa yu ki meera sar b bhanna gaya ta..upar se usne maa bahan ki gaali de di sala baap ne aaj tak mujhe gaali dii hi nai aur ye mujhe gaali se baat kar raha ta..maine ek bharpur laat uske dono tang k bich de di wo wai apna pakar k baith kar lootne laga ..
Par tab tak saale k chamche aa gai aur gheer liya mujhe ..ab yaha ek hota toh kuch sambhalta b mgar itno ko kaise sambhalu par jab khun khaulla hiwa ho toh samne kitnne b. Aa jaiye marne marne se kaun piche hatta hai..
Ab jah wo mujhe marr rahe te maine b bas ek ko pakar liya aur usi k naak p ghusse barsaane laga ..
Naak foor di uski maar k lekin saalo ne mujhe b foor diya..ta mai wai jamin p para maar kha raha ta aur saale ko daboche ta ki …
“Oyeee hat aaaee larke side ho “……kisi ne mujhe piche se color se pajr kar uthaya mai uspe mukka chala hi diya ta ki …aaain waqt p rokna par gaya…
“Sanju choote tu……”…samne sujay bhaiya te …
“Bhaiya…aap.”
Ye mere mmanjhli bua k larke te choote walle 10 murder kar chuke te inki kahani b ajib hai wo fir kabi ..
Tabhi piche wala mere taraf lapka marne ko ..maine toh dekha hi nai ..par bhaiya ne mujhe khich kar ek traf kiya aur uske peet me jabardast ek laat de maari..
“Sale samajh me nai aaya maine kya kaha yai jinda gaar dunga jaan le ye mera chota bhai hai khayal rahe ispe hath uthaya toh mere se panga lene k liye tayar ho jana ..”
Sab sant bhaiya ko muh faare dekh rai te ..koi kuch nai bolla
Tabhi rocky dada aa gaya ..
“Dekh sujay mere pachre me mat par….”…tabhi bhaiya nne bichme hi hath utha kar uski aankho me ghurr kar kaha ..
“Sayad tunne sunna nai ye mera bhai hai…aage tu khud hi samajhdaar hai…chaal choote….”ham jaane lage ..
“Isnne mujhpe laat chalai hai….”..
Mera para chad gaya ..palat kar mai aage badha” sukar mana ki abi laat hi chalai hai..agar hath utata na toh jiss muh se tunne gaali baki hai na muh toor kar rakh deta…”
“Teri toh wo daur kar meri traf aage badha …”
“Tabhi bhaiya bich me aa gaye…”beta soch le ..aur thand rakh nai toh thanda kar dunga…”…
“Tu karega mujhe thanda …saale mujhe..”
Uska itna kahna tha ki bhaiya ne kass kar uske gaal p ek tamacha khich diy
Tabhi waha jailler sab aa gaye
“Oyee kya laga rakha sab ne challo apnne apne jagah ..”
Rocky dada mujhe aur bhaiya ko ghurta huwa bolaa …”beta tujhe toh mai dekh lunga aur tere iss bhai ko b …”
“Dekh le na yai khara hu…janth b nai ukar sakta tu mera …”…sujay bhaiya
“Sunna nai maine kya kaha hato yaha se ..”
Jailler sab k karak aawaj se sab ka dhyan bhang huwa ..
Sab hatnne lage
“Ghabra mat chotte mai hu na…khana khaya ya nai..”…bhaiya
“Nai bhiya wo usi k liye toh line me laga ta ki ye aa gaya aur fir wo sab..”..maine jawab diya
“Chal choor waise b kya sara huwa jail ka khayega aa mere sath …”
Wo mujhe apnne sath ek traf le ja rahe te ki jailer sab ki najar mere jhakm p pari jo choot se fir setaja ho gai ti…”sanju tum idhar hamare sath aao…”
“Ja choote pahle jailler sab se mill le ache admi hai…fir hamari traf aana …kisi se mere bare me puch lena har koi bata dega..aur ha ghabrane ki jarurat nai..”…bhaiya
“Ji bhaiya ..”
Mai jailler sab k pass chala gaya…
“Tum sujay ko kaise jaante ho ..” jailleer
“Ji wo mere manjli bua k larke hai..”
“Hmm thik hai par jara khayal rakho sunna hai tumhe fasaya gaya hai par tumhare rang dhang aaise hi rahe na toh sach me khuni ban jaoge baki toh baad ki baate hai mujhe inspector saab ne bola ta tumhara khas khayal rakhne ko..aur rocky se jara bach k wo yaha k mla ka bhai hai..”
“Ji sir”
“Hmm aur apne bhai k balbutte jada na hi uchlo toh behtar rahega tumhare liye dekho ye jail hai yaha har trah k admi aate hai tumhara bhai aaise subhav me toh sahi hai par hai bhut bara wala sanki .”mere dimag me aaya bhai aakhir kiske hai…”tum abhi kamjor b ho padhai p dhyan diya karo..choot fiir se taja ho gai hai..”
“Ji sir par mere pass yaha kitab kaha hai…”
“Kaun se class me the ..”
“Ji 10 th me hu sir par ..”
“Acha dekhte hai kya kar sakta hu tumhare liye…ramlal isski dressing kar do aur dawai dilwa dena dr. Sab se check karwa kar..thik hai mai chalta hu kisi chij ki jarurat pare toh ramlal se kah dena ye kaidiyo ki traf gast lagaya karta hai mai chalta hu..”
Wo chaale gai aur mai unhe jaate dekhta raha kaha kuch deer pahle akela ta abb bhiya b te aur jailar sab jaise bhale insan subhav b bara sahi laga mujhe toh aaj tak sunna ta jailler aaise hotte hai waise hote hai par ye toh bare ache niklle ..mai inhi khayalo me khoya tha ki ..
“Aao bhaiyo idhar baith dr. Sab aa hi rahe hai…”
To be continued……..
