Didi ki shaadi mein aaye sabhi rishtedaar 2-4 dinon ke baad chale gaye. Lekin Munni Bua ko mummy papa ne rok liya. Jaisa ki aap ko pata hi hai, Munni Bua, jo ki mere papa ki choti behan thi, wo paas hi ke shahar mein akeli rahti thi, aaj se 8 saal pahle mere Fufaji ki ek accident mein death ho gayi thi. Fufaji ke paas bahut daulat thi, is wajah se Munni Bua ko Fufaji ki death ke baad bhi, koi jyaada financial problem nahi hui. Munni Bua ka eklauta beta IISC Bangalore mein padh raha tha. Isliye Munni Bua akeli hi Fufaji ki saari jaaydaad, aur property ko sambhaalti thi.
Munni Bua ki shaadi bahut kam age mein ho gayi thi, jab wo kewal 18 saal ki thi. Fufaji ko wo kisi family function mein pasand aa gayi thi. Itna achha rishta aaya dekh mere Dadaji bhi mana nahi kar paaye the aur unki itni kam umar mein shaadi kar di thi, haalanki unke aur mere papa ke beech 8 saal ka age difference tha. Munni Bua ki shaadi ke 1 saal baad hi papa ki shaadi ho gayi thi. Munni Bua ki shaadi ke agle saal hi Rajeev paida ho gaya tha, jo aaj kal Bangalore mein hai. Rajeev Fufaji ki death ke samay kewal 10 saal ka tha.
Bua waise to hamaare yahan Rakhi, Bhaiya Dooj aur doosre tyohaaron par aati rahti thi. Lekin wo bas 1 ya 2 dinon ke liye hi aai thi, ya fir subah aakar shaam ko laut jaati thi.
Jab main CBSE ke 10th class ke exam de raha tha, un dinon wo hamaare ghar kuch dinon ke liye ruki thi, kyonki unke bête Rajeev ka NDA Exam centre hamaare hi shahar mein pada tha. Bua mujhko bahut pyaar karti thi, aur un dinon jab bhi hum dono akele hote, Bua mujhse meri class mein padhne waali ladkiyon ke baare mein pooch kar mujhe pareshaan kiya karti thi. Jab bhi main kisi ladki ke liye unko bataata, ki wo bahut sundar hai, to wo jhat se poocha karti thi, “Achha Vishal batao, tumko uski kaun si cheej sundar lagti hai?” Mujhe wo sab baatein ab bhi yaad thi.
Didi ki shaadi ke baad ghar mein chhaye soonepan ko door karne ke liye mummy papa ne unko rok liya tha.
Abhi Munni Bua ki umar 38 saal kit hi, unki shakal Madhubala se bahut milti hai. Bua ki baalon ka colour light brown hai, is umar mein bhi unhone apne aap ko maintain kar rakha hai aur apne sharir par jara bhi charbi nahi chadhne di, unme ab bhi wo ladkiyon waali baat hai.
Haalanki mer papa ko maloom tha ki India mein SSI ka kuch matlab nahi hai, India mein kewal service industry hi survive kar sakti hai, lekin phir bhi papa ne risk lete hue mere liye ek chota sa Manufacturing unit khol diya. India mein kisi manufacturing unit ko set up karne ke liye kitni tarah ki persmissions chaahiyen, aur kitni ghoos ek banda de sakta hai, mere ko pahli baar maloom pada. Main aaj kal college bhi attend kar raha tha, aur saath hi apni newly established choti si manufacturing unit ko bhi dekh raha tha.
Us din main subah subah jaldi breakfast lekar, college attend karne ke baad, apni nayi factory jaane ka soch ke niche dining table par aaya. Mummy kitchen mein breakfast tayyar kar rahi thi, aur saath hi saath kisi ke saath mobile par baat bhi kar rahi thi.
Mummy ne mobile par baat karte hue hi mere good morning wish ka jawaab diya, aur kuch der baar omelette aur sandwich mere breakfast ke liye laakar, mere paas waali dining chair par baith gayi.
Mummy: Dolly ke jaane ke baad, tumko jyaada akelapan na lage, isliye humne tumhaari Munni Bua ko rok kiya hai, kyon theek kiya na? Munni Bua, Dolly ke room mein rahengi, tumhe koi problem to nahi hai na?
Mummy: Aaj mujhe aur tumhaare papa ko shaam ko ek business dinner par jaana hai, tum aaj shaam ko please kahin mat jaana, Munni Bua ke saath hi rahna, nahi to sab ghar se unko akela chhod ke chale gaye unko bura lagega
Waise bhi didi ki shaadi ke baad se hi main thoda anmana sa rahne laga tha, Tanya se bhi bahut dinon se koi baat nahi hui thi, pata nahi us incident ke baad uske dimaag mein kya chal raha tha. Halaanki, Tanya aur uske Mummy papa, didi ki shaadi mein aaye the, lekin Tanya mujhse door door hi rahi, is baat ko shaayad meri mummy ne shaadi waali raat notice kar liya tha.
Vishal: Haan Mummy, achha hai, Mujhe koi problem nahi hai, waise bhi Bua se bahut saalon baad baatein karne ka mauka milega.
Maine aisa kahte hue mummy ko pyaar mein gaal par halka sa kiss kar liya, aur unko samjhaate hue kaha, “Chalo achha hai, Munni Bua aa jaayengi to ghar mein akela pan nahi lagega.” Haalanki, main man hi man Munni Bua ke saath un puraani baaton ke baare mein soch kar, andar hi andar khush ho raha tha. Ho sakta hai, Munni Bua mere saath aaj akele mein, is baar bhi pahle ki tarah waisi ki antarangta bhari, private baatein karein.
Main dopahar baad college se, apni factory par hota hua, ghar par kareeb shaam ko 5 baje pahuncha, aur seedha upar apne room mein ghus gaya, Haalanki mujhe maloom tha ki Munni Bua ghar mein hi hain, aur shaayad didiwaale room mein ho, maine dimaag mein hi nahi aaya ki wo mere room mein bhi ho sakti hain. Jaise hi main apne room mein ghusa, maine dekha, mere bedroom par do suitcase khule hue pade hain. Tabhi meri najar Munni Bua par padi, unhone apne baalon par sirf tauliya baandh rakhi thi, aur neeche….. bilkul nangi thi !!
“Oh God! Bua! I’m sorry! Mujhe nahi pata tha, ki aap mere room mein ho!” main haklaate hue bola, aur wapas door ki taraf jaane laga. Mujhe wahan dekh kar, Bua ko bhi thodi der kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Lekin mujhe aashcharya hua, ki Bua ne almirah ya pardon ke peeche bhaagkar, apne nange badan ko chipaane ke liye, koi koshish nahi ki. Bas apne baalon se tauliya kholkar apne saamne kar ke pakad li. Lekin aisa karne ke baad bhi, jo kuch main dekh chuka tha, usko jyaada nahi chupaa paa rahi thi.
Bua cool rahte hue boli, “Sharmao mat Vishal. Ab hum dono samajhdaar adults hain.” Aisa kahte hue Bua ne wo tauliya apne sharir par baandh li, is beech, is se pahle ki wo chhip paate, ek baar fir se mujhe unke dark brown nipples ki ek jhalak mil gayi. Bua ne room mein lage bade se sheeshe ki taraf jaakar, apne geele baalon mein kanghi karte hue bataaya, “Bhabhi ne to mujhko Dolly waale room mein rahne ke liye kaha tha, lekin jab main Dolly ke room mein gayi, to wahan par bahut saare cockroaches the. Mujhe duniya mein agar kisi cheej se sabse jyaada dar lagta hai, to cockroaches se. Isliye main tumhaare room mein aa gayi. Tumko koi problem to nahi hai na, agar main tumhaare saath is room mein ruk jaaon to?”
Maine bina kuch soche bola, “Mujhe kya problem hogi Bua? You are most welcome, is room mein bahut jagah hai, main to apna ek folding bed laga lunga, aap aaram se mere hi room mein rahein.”
Bua khush hote hue boli, “okay to fir theek hai, aaj Bhaiya aur Bhabhi to kahin bahar jaa rahe hain.” Aage ek rahasya bhari awaan mein mujhse poocha, “Any plans?”
“No…no plans.” Abhi bhi main anjaane mein, room mein ghuskar Bua ko nanga dekhne ke baad thoda sharma raha tha. Aur mera chehra abhi bhi laal tha. Maine kuch haklaate hue bola, “Aap kaho to Pizza ya kuch aur order kar dete hain…” Maine sheeshe mein Bua ke chehre ko dekha, Bua mujhe dekh rahi thi, aur muskura rahi thi.
“Good idea, aur waise bhi Bhabhi bata rahi thi, tumko mujhse bahut saari baatein karni hain,” Bua ne ek kutil muskaan ke saath kaha. Sheeshe ke saamne se ghoomte hue, Bua ne paas aate hue, hum dono ke beech ki doori ko kam kar diya.
“Hey Bhagwaan! Tum to bahut bade ho gaye ho!” Mere bilkul paas aate hue Bua ne kaha. “Last time jab maine tumko check kiya tha, tab tumhaari height mere baraabar thi, 5 foot 4 inch. Ab to tum mujse poora 6 inch lambe ho gaye ho.”
Bua ne apne panjon ki ungaliyon par uncha hote hue, bas apne poore sharir par tauliya lapete hue, mere kandhe se kandha mila kar height ko fir se check kiya. Main shaayad is wajah se kuch jyaada hi mardaana feel karte hue, ghamand bhare andaaj mein kaha, “Poore 5 Foot 10 inch.” Bua ne mujhe ek kiss kiya, aur fir se door ho gayi.
“Theek hai, ab mujhko kapde pahan lene chaahiye” Bua ne thoda rukte hue meri taraf dekhte hue kaha. Bas ek pal liye mujhe laga ki Bua apni towel hataane waali hai.
“Oh haan,Mujhe bhi to nahaana hai.” Maine masoom bante hue kaha, fir man hi man socha, bachoo, agar itne bhole bhaale hote to shuru mein hi na room se baahar chale gaye hote.
“Theek hai Vishal, almirah mein se apne kapde nikaaal lo, aur nahaa lo, ye tumhaara hi room hain, jab tak tum naha kar aate ho, main bhi apne kapde nikaal ke pahan leti hoon. Maine Bua ki baat maanate hue almirah se apne kapde nikaale, aur bathroom mein nahaane chala gaya.
Jab main naha ke apne room mein laut ke aaya, to maine paaya ki room andar se lock nahi hai. Maine dheere se darwaaje ko dhakka diya to wo khul gaya. Andar dekha, to Bua bed par nangi baith kar apni jhaanton ko razor se saaf kar rahi thi. Main kaafi der tak bina koi awaaj kiye, Bua ko apni jhaantein saaf karte dekhta raha, Bua bhi itni magan thi, ki unko hosh hi nahi tha ki main room mein daakhil ho chuka hoon.
Kuch der baad, jab Bua ne sir utha ke door ki taraf dekha, to mujhe wahan dekh kar boli, “Oh shit! Sorry Vishal, muhe pata hi nahi chala, tum kab aa gaye!”
Bua ne bilkul normal rahte hue kaha, “Bahut dinon se inko saaf nahi kiya tha, aaj tumhaare is mirror mein dekha, to laga ki inko saaf kar lena chaahiye.”
Main Bua ke nange mummon ko ghoore jaa raha tha, Bua ki dark brown nipples tight hokar khade ho chuke the, aur bas kuch hi doori par mere saamne meri Bua ne nange mummay mujhe apni taraf aakarshit kar rahe the.
Mujhko apne mummon ki taraf ghoorta hua paakar, Bua ne poocha, “ Tanya ke to tumne dekhe honge.” Is se pahle ki main kuch soch ke jawaab de paata, Bua ne razor rakh diya, aur apni Bra, panty aur salwaar suit pahan liya.
