UPDATE NO 9
Suman :*okkk
Tanu bye bol ke ander aa jati hai wahi Suman bhi apne ghar chali
jati hai aise hi thodi der me Sameer aur Suresh bhi ghar aa jate
ab aage. ……….
Main mobile me game khel raha tha ke tabhi Pihu Chachi aa gyi
Pihu:*kya tu room me ghusa rehta hai bahar hall me bhi baith jaya
kar
Main:*bas Chachi dil nhi karta aap yaha
Pihu:*bulne aayi thi chl niche khana kha le
Main:*aap chlo main aaya
Main bhi fresh ho niche aa gya jaha sab baithe huye the main bhi
apne table par baith gya
Main khana suru kar diya baki sab ne bhi Juhi aaj mere samne
bathi thi fir achanak Juhi ki baat yaad aa gyi
Main:*(Juhi se)Didi sabji dena
Mere muh se Juhi ko Didi kehte hi sab muh khol ke dekhne lage
wahi Juhi toh khushi se phole jaa rahi thi mujhe bhi uski khushi
achi lag rahi thi
Main:*Didi do naa ab
Mummy:*Beta Mohit kuch mang raha hai
Juhi ne sabji mujhe pas kar di
Mummy:*Beta khana kaisa bana hai
Main:*acha hai Kiran ji
Meri baat sun fir se hosh me aa gye aur khana khane lage
Main bhi apna khana kha kar baith gya sweet bhi tha jo mujhe
pasand tha
Main:*(Juhi se) Didi sweet pas karna
Juhi:_abhi deti hu
Fir unho ne mujhe sweet di aur main sweet kha kar room me aa gya
aur chain ki nind so gya
Subh meri aakh khuli toh main fatafat tyar hua aur park ke liye
niklne laga aur jald hi waha poch gya aaj bhi Sameer aur Tanu the
main bhi apni running karne laga par aaj unho ne race nhi lagyi so
maine normal running kar ke pushup aur baki ke kaam kiye aur room
me aa gya Ammi ne mujhe coffee di..coffee pe tyar hua aur chal
diya tyar hone
Jab tyar ho kar aaya toh thoda let ho gya tha niche aaya toh baki
breakfast kar rahe the
Main:*Didi aur Payal aap ko college jana hai kya mere sath
Juhi:*haa Mohit bas tu breakfast kar le
Main:*mera maan nhi hai aap chaliye
Mummy:*Beta thoda kha ke chala jaa
Main:*bahar wait kar raha hu jaldi aana
Main waha se bahar aa gya thodi der baad Juhi aur Payal bhi aa gye main waha se college ke liye nikal gya
College jate samne dono mujhe samjhte rahe jaise koi bacha hu
main aakhir kar college aane ke baad unn ki bak bak band huyi
Main:*chlo aap log apni class me chlo main apni me jata hu
Juhi:*humm kab milo gye
Main:*jab free ho tum msg kar dena
Payal:*aur mera kaam
Main:*jab tum apni friendss ke sath ho toh mujhe place msg kar
dena main aa jao gaa
Fir dono class chali gyi main bhi apni class gya jaha 30-40 student
the main last banch par baith gya
Main:*(maan me)sale Ladke itne alsi ho gye ke mba me sif do Ladke
hai
Main last banch par baitha tha ke tabhi Teacher aa gyi woh kya
kamal ki Madam thi sali ki umer hamse ek yaa do saal hi badi hogi
sare bondu student aage baithe the main toh unka ek banch khali
chhod last ke kone me baitha tha
Madam ne apna intro diya
Madam:*hello student mera naam Neelam hai so meri age aap ki
age kuch jada nhi hai toh friendly hi rahe gye aaj introduction hi
ho jaye vaise har saal ki tarh iss saal bhi boys naa ke barabar hai Tabhi sali koi uth khadi huyi Ladko ki dusman dikhne me simple thi
par kehte hai naa dikhne aur hone me fark hota hai
Ladki:*Madam Ladko ko Ladkiyo ke piche bhagne se fursat mile tab
naa mba me admision le sake
Madam:*tumhra naam
Ladki:*mera naam Kajal hai aur main apne city ki topper hu 95.05℅
Madam:*Kajal ap ko kya lagta hai iss class me apse bhi topper hai
woh Ladki hogi yaa teen Ladko me se koi
Kajal:*Madam yeh pochna hi bekar hai kyoki Ladki hi first hogi
Ladko me itna dum kaha
Madam:*sorry for Kajal jo tum keh rahi thi wahi hota tha har saal
but iss baar change hai iss saal iss class me topper aaya hai Ladka
aur uska naam hai Mohit Sehgal plss standup Mohit
Main janta toh tha par chup tha par ab utna toh banta tha main
khada ho gya sab aise ghoorne lage jaise main koi alin hu
Madam:*aap class ke topper hai mr Mohit aur batithe class ke last
banch par
Main:*Madam main sri APJ abdul kalam ka bhut bada fan hu unho
ne kaha tha last banch jada success hote hai bas usse follow kar
raha hu
Madam:*good par kal se aap aage baithe gye
Main:*okkk
Par tabhi mera phone baja maine msg dekha toh Payal kaa tha
Main:*Madam ek problem aa gyi
Madam:*kya hua
Main:*Madam mujhe urget jana hai plss mujhe class se leave mil
jaye gyi
Madam:*humm jao topper ho iss liye jane de rahi hu
Main:*thanxx Madam
Main waha se sidha canteen me gya jaha Payal ne aane ko kaha tha
main canteen main aaya toh waha par sabhi baithe the Payal ek
bahut bade group ke sath baithi thi jiss me 5 Ladki aur 3 Ladke
the main Payal ki tarf gya
Main Payal ke piche jakar
Main:*kya Payal tum yaha ho main pure college me dundta gya ab
baithi raho gyi yaa gale bhi lago gyi
Payal khadi ho kar mere gale lag gyi baki sab muh fade dekhne lage
Unke group me aage chal kar teen Ladki hi kaam aane wali hai toh
unhi kaa naam likho gaa baki sab skip kar duga
Unn teen Ladkiyo ke naam hai
Priya yeh Payal ki best friend hai jada modran toh nhi par teek tak ghar ki hai sayad middle class family se blog karti thi
Urvi yeh uper se lekar niche tak westran dress me thi nak par
nakhre se hi pata lagta tha ke yeh ameer Baap ki Beti hai Payal ko
friend bolti hai par usse sabse jada jalti bhi yahi hai
Riya yeh Payal ki friend thi iske kapde westran thi par yeh apni
aadat se Urvi ki chamchi lag rahi thi
Mere gale milne se Payal ke baki friends toh normal the par sabse
jada shock Urvi ko laga tha woh muh khole khadi ho gyi thi
Wahi Riya ka bhi same hal tha par Priya ke chehre par muskan thi
Main Payal se alag hua
Riya:*Payal yeh kon hai kabhi batya nhi
Payal:*hai koi tumhe kya vaise inka naam Mohit hai
Main:*hello guyss
Urvi:*(nakhre se) hello hello..
Priya:*aap yaha baithiye
Main:*aap ka naam kya hai
Payal:*Mohit yeh meri best friend Priya hai
Main:*nice meet you Priya
Fir thodi bahut yaha waha ki baate huyi main sabse ache se mila
sab normal ho gye the par Urvi ka naak muh bana hua tha main
thodi der baad waha se chal diya
Mere jane ke baad hi
Urvi:*kon tha yeh Payal
Payal:*tujhe kya lagta hai tere bf se smart hai naa
Urvi:*Payal mujh se brabri kare gyi
Payal:*pehle mere barbar toh aaja ek 1℅ bhi tera bf mere bf ke
samne tehra toh jo kahe gyi main wahi karo gyi
Urvi:*chal fir pushup match ho jaye
Payal:*done kal subh college me pushup match hoga dekhte hai kon
jeete gaa
Urvi:*(katil muskan ke sath) agar main jeeti toh tera bf mera hua
Payal:*done agar tu hari toh pure college me sab ke samne mujh se
maffi maage gyi
Urvi:*done kal milte hai
Urvi aur Payal hath mila ke waha se chali jati hai Payal ke piche
Priya bhi aa jati hai
Priya:*pagal Ladki kya kiya tune yeh
Payal:*uss nakchadi kaa gamand todna hai ab
Priya:*kitna acha Ladka bagwan ne diya tujhe bf ke rup me aur tu
hai ke bekar ke sart me usse gawna chahti hai
Payal:*Mohit ki body dekhi lagta hai woh har jaye gaa aur haa woh
mera Bhai hai yar tujhse kya chupna inhe chidne ke liye aisa kiya
Priya:*kamini woh teek hai pad tune Urvi ke naye bf ko dekha hai
Payal:*nhi
Priya:*woh iss state ka boxing chmpion hai
Payal toh itna sun ke hi ghabra gyi uske sakal par 12 bajh gye
samjh nhi aa raha tha woh kya kare dar saf tha uske aakho me
Priya:*ab kya hoga
Payal:*agar Mohit har gya toh
Priya:*tujhe toh adat hai naa har baat par uss chudail se jhagdne
ki ab kal hi pata lage gaa khas kal woh chudail har jaye
Dono bujhe maan waha se chale jate ha
