UPDATE 20
subh jab main utha toh ekla tha main fatafat tyar hokar niche aaya toh koi nhi tha kyoki 9 baj gye the
Main kitchen me gya toh waha khana padha tha maine garm kar ke khaya aur chl diya apne kaam par main pure gaon kaa chakar kaat liya aur jo kaam karne wala tha woh bhi kar diya
Iss main 11 baj gye main panchyat me chla gya jaha sab Tanu ki
baat ko sun rahe the uske project ko sun rahe the Jab main pocha toh Tanu ke chehre par jeet ke bhav aa gye jaise uss ne kuch paa liya ho main bhi badle me muskura diya aur panchyat me baith gya Waha ke admi se pata laga Tanu waha ek cold store kholne jaa rahi hai aur waha bahar ke log nhi kam kare gye balki iss goan ke log hi kaam kare gye jis se iss kaa goan faida ho iss liye yahi ke admi part time kam kare aur yaha ke logo ko waha
sabjiya store saste me ki jaye gyi tanu ke idea se sab khush the aur hamri family ke lambi umer ki kamna kar rahe the meeting khatam hone lagi ke tabhi main khada ho gya
Sarpanch:-Babu kon ho naye dikhye ho gaon me
Main kuch bolta uss se pehle Juhi bol padi
Juhi:-Uncle yeh hamra chota Bhai Mohit hai
Sarpanch:-yeh toh hamre malik hi huye
Main:-sarpanch ji mujhe kuch baat karni thi kuch waqt mile gaa
Sarpanch:-tumhra priwar hamre gaon kaa itna soch raha hai kyo nhi Beta bolo
Main:-sarpanch ji mera idea bhi yaha gaon me naya kaam karne ke silsile se hai bas 10 mint intzar kar lijiye
Sarpanch:-teek hai Beta tum sab hamre liye itna kar rahe ho toh intzar karne me kya harj hai tum jo socha hai woh bhi hamre faide ke liye hi hoga tumre prukho ki adat rahi hai iss gaon ki bhalyi karne ki fir tum sab bhi kaise door rehte bagwan aise hi tarki de
Tabhi gaon ki aurte aur Ladkiya aane lagi jinhe dekh admi thoda hairan hone lage oh baat yeh hai ki yaha aurto ko panchyat me aane kaa moka nhi diya jata tha undevelopment keh sakte hai aaj achanak aane se hairan the wahi main hi janta tha kitne Papad belne ke baad yaha inhe laya hu Maine dekha jaha maine 50 Ladki aur aurt ko bola hoga unn me se 20 muskil se aaye the par mere liye yeh bhi khushi ki baat thi ke pehla response itna acha mila Maine sab ko baithne ko bola
Sarpanch:-Beta inhe yaha aane ki ijat nhi hai
Main:-maafi chaho gaa sarpanch g maine yeh faisla apse bina poche liya par app meri baat sun lijiye galat hua toh aap ka jutta mera sar
Main:-toh gaon walo hamra desh bahut tarki kar raha hai par gaon aaj bhi piche hai uss ke kayi karan hote hai aap ne dekha hoga kayi gaon tarki kar rahe hai uski vajah kayi ho sakte hai par sab sr badi vajah masik soch ko badlna hai
Apki bahu Betiya sif chulha choka ke liye nhi bani hai unhe tarki ki jarurt hai apki goan ko tarki ki jarurt hai Apki Beti Bete jaise padhe gyi kaam kare gye toh kis ka faida hoga apka
Goan wala:-Babu g kya yeh acha lagta hai Ladki ghar kaa kaam chhod kar bahar kaa kaam kare
Main:-apki baat sahi hai yeh meri Behan(Tanu) sehar me apna business chlti hai kaam karti hai kya isse khana bana nhi aata kya…sab aata hai par yeh priwar ki tarki me madat kar rahi hai
Main mudde par aata hu goan walo mehliye apna kam kar ke bhi din me 5 ghante kam se kam free hote hai main unn 5 ghanto ko
barbad hone ki jagah kisi achi jagah lagwana chahta hu lss liye hum yaha par har mehila ko silyi kadyi kaa kaam sikhye gye jo thoda bahut aap sab ko aata hoga hum usse aur paka kare gye aur yaha choti factory khole gye jiss me app ko jane ki jarurt nhi
hai aap ko jarurt kaa saman diya jaye gaa aap saman bana ke factory pocha de gye bas itna kaam hai agar yeh safal hua toh aur
badha denge
Meri baat sun thodi der chup rahe log yaa aaps me khusar fusar
karne lage tabhi sarpanch aaya
Sarpanch:-Beta tumhri baat sahi hai aur main iss se sehmat hu
main bhi vikas chahta hu tum kaam suru karne ki tyari karo main iss me puri madat karo gaa aur iss kaam ko karne ke liye hamre ghar ki mehla kaam ki surwat kare gye taki bakiyo ko prerna mile
Main:-dhanyawad sarpanch ji
Uske baad panchyat khatam ho gyi
Juhi:-what a idea sir ji dil khush kiya tum ne kya socha hai yaha ki nehlio ke liye proud of you bhai
Main:-thanxx Didi ab chle ghar
Tanu:-nice thinking Mohit meri koi madat chahiye iss kaam ke liye toh main tyar ho and i proud of u ke tum itna acha sochte ho
Main:-thanxxx tannu ji
meri baat sunn tannu ne mujhe gusse me dekha par kuch boli nhi
Juhi:-Mohit yaha aaye hai toh chlo thoda ghum bhi lete hai kyo
Didi
Tanu:-haa gudiya kyo nhi
Main:-are wah gudiya kal tak toh ek dusre se ladti firti thi dono
Juhi:-tum sahi keh rahe ho Mohit par aaj Didi ki baato ne aur idea ne mujhe samjhya Didi kaam me kitni bg rehti thi aur ek baat Didi mujhse pyar bhi karti hai
Main:-(hairnai se) yeh kaise hua…(muskura )chlo acha hai Didi aur vaise aap gudiya se kaam ho v nhi chlo ghum lete hai thoda
Hum teeno waha se goan ki khubsurti,simple rehan sahan dekha wahi sarpanch ke ghar lunch kiya unke kehne par uske baad raat ko hum khet ghume saam ghar ko aa gye Par meri lag gyi kyoki waha Devgan bhi aaya hua tha sath me ek jawan Ladki thi uske sath
Main:-namste Devgan g
Devgan:-namste Mohit Beta baitho ghum aaye goan
Main:-ji
Devgan ko dekh Juhi gusse se apne room chli gyi wahi Tanu Didi kuch khane ko banne chli gyi acha sayad unhe bhi nhi laga tha par mehman ke khatir jana pada
Main:-vaise aap yaha achanak
Devgan:-woh tumhre Papa se pata chla tum yaha ho iss liye milne aa gya inn se milo yeh meri patni hai Nirmala
Main toh hairan ho gya itni khubsurt bala jo muskil se 30-32 ki hogi iski Biwi hai main jaha soch raha tha iski badi Beti hogi par sali yeh Urvi ki Maa kaise hogi
Devgan:-tum jada maat socho Beta yeh meri dusri Biwi hai Urvi ke maa ke gujrne ke baad iss se shadi huyi
Main:-namste Nirmala g mil k acha laga
Devgan:-aur Beta kabhi kisi chiz ki jarurt ho toh bina jhijhak kah dena yaha ke jitne zile hai uss par hamra hi raj hai
Main:-Uncle ab bas dekhye kaise main apna raj banta hu
Devgan:-(khushi se) Beta agar aisa hua toh mujhse jada kisi ko khushi nhi hogi
Main jaha budhe ko jalna chahta tha sala uski khushi ne meri jala di dono Baap Beti bade ajib hai
Main:-aisa kyo Uncle main toh apki hi saakh ko challnge de raha hu
Devgan:-Beta apno se saakh par dhaka acha lagta hai vaise yeh maat sochna Beta ke meri Beti tumse pyar karti hai iss liye keh raha hu tu mere jigri dost Suresh kar Beta hai tujhe uper dekh
kitna dil ko sakoon milne gaa tum nhi jante
Main:-dil khush kar diya apne Uncle aap sach me bade ho dil me bhi barna koi apni saakh par aach dekh kar apne rishte bhi bhool jate hai
Yeh baat maine Tanu ko dekh kar kaha jo use acha nhi laga samjh toh woh gyi par boli kuch nhi
Thodi der aur baat ki hamne Devgan hqi bada intresting admi tha bas Beti hi thodi pagal thi par Devgan ki dusri Biwi mast thi Thodi der baad woh chale gye par Nirmala ko chhod gye taki woh hamri help kare khana banne me halki ki Tanu ne lakh mana kiya par woh kaha mane par mere mann me laadu phoot rahe the ki chlo sala kam se kam yaha ek chut par try toh kar sakta hu thodi der baad sab rest karne lage main bhi rest kara tha ke tabhi nirmala aa gyi baal gile the iss se andaza ho gya ke woh naha ke aayi thi
Main:-aap yaha
Nirmala:-kyo nhi aa sakti
Main:-nhi nhi aap kyo nhi aa sakti baithiye mere toh bhag khul gye…yeh kamra pavitar ho gya
Meri baat sun Nirmala khasne lagi
Nirmala:-bas bhi….hairna hu tu mujh par try mar raha haihai
Main:-masoom sa chehra bana) maine kab aisa kiya
Nirmala:-itne masoom nhi hai jitna banne ki khosis kar raha hai inn aakho ko sab samjh aata hai
Main;-(besharm ban) aata hai toh kuch hal hi kar dijiye..yeh jawani vaise hi tang kar rahi hai
Nirmala:-sharm naam ki chiz hai tere ander
Main:-naa bilkul nhi hai
Nirmala:-woh toh tumhri baato se lag raha hai mujhe samjh nhi aa raha Urvi kaise tere pyar me pad gyi main toh nhi uski zindgi barbad hone de sakti tum jaise tarki ke pas
Main:-hye bagwan main sochta tha tu nhi hai par tu hai hai tu
bagwan….hot lady tum apni baat se palto gyi toh nhi bhad me gyi
ek chu…..
Main:-sorry duniya jaye danna pani lene par main apka ehsaan nhi bhoolo gaa agar aap ne aisa kar diya
Nirmala:-(bura saa muh bana) tumhre ehsaan kaa pata nhi par apni phool c Beti ko tum jaise harami ke pas nhi chhodo gyi
Main:-main bhi yahi chahta hu bas aap kisi tarh yeh mukin kar dijiye
Nirmala:-besak apni kokh se janam diya maine Urvi ko par woh meri dhadakn hai iss liye aaj tak maine apni godh ko kabhi bharne b nhi diya
Main:-(badan ko ghurte huye) Uncle me hi dum khatam ho gya hoga varna iss jawani ko pee kar toh 6-7 bache kiye bina kon maane
Nirmala:-chiii kuta kamina
Nirmala pata nhi kya kya bol ke room se nikal gyi par mera kaam kar gyi ab mujhe thodi aas thi ke Urvi ab mere pas nhi aaye gyi halaki iss ke liye mujhe ek chut kaa nuksan uthna pada par main Urvi jaisi bala ko hatane ke liye mere liye ek chut ki kurwani kuch khas nhi thi par afsos sala pataka chodna pada
Thodi der maine kuch socha fir maine Kavya ko call kar diya
Kavya:-(normal awaj me) g sir boliye
Main:-aap Kavya hi ho naa
Kavya:-g
Main:-are Kavya main Mohit
Kavya:-g main pehchan gyi koi kaam tha Mohit sir
Main;-are yar kya hua tumhri tabiyat toh teek hai yeh kya laga
rakha hai sir sir
Kavya:-sir hi toh ho aap mere
Main:-oh comn Kavya tum uss raat ko bhool jao mil kar sab samjha duga
Kavya:-(bhari awaj se) kaise bhoola do sach hi toh tha
Main:-Kavya tum mujhe dost manti ho toh pehle dukhi hona chhodo aur mujhe as a friend treat karo
Kavya:-kaise karo baatiye
Main:-pls
Kavya:-teek hai boliye kaise ho aap kaha ho
Main:-Kavya tum nhi janti tumhre iss sawal ne kaisa sakoon diya lakh dukho me hota toh bhi tumre iss swal se sahi ho jata
Kavya:-bas bhi kijiye ab channe ki jhad par nhi chadiye aur baatiye kya kaam tha
Main:-yar agar main kaho ke tum woh job chhod do toh aisa karo gyi
Kavya:-haa kar dugi par mera priwar woh bukha mar jaye gaa…iss liye yakeen hai aap aisa toh nhi chahe gye
Main:-nhi pagli main bilkul aisa nhi chahta balki main toh tumhe asman me dekhna chahta hu…samjh lo yeh ek moka hai tumre liye apni dukh bhari zindgi se niklne kaa
Kavya:-main samjhi nhi kuch
Main:-ek compny khol raha hu aur main chahta hu tum meri personal secretary bano plss haa keh do
Kavya:-teek hai kab dena hai mujhe resign
Main:-kal kar do
Kavya:-teek hai
Main:-teek hai rakhta hu miss u
Kavya:-miss u to
Maine phone rakh diya ab thoda relex tha par ab mujhe asli kaam karna tha maine jaldi se Anu ka number gumya
Main:-kya kar rahi ho meri Jaan
Anu:-ungli
Main:-hye re kismat mera lund ko chut chahiye par chut toh ugli liye baithi hai
Anu:-toh tum aa kar lund dal lo mana kis ne kiya hai
Main:-kash mere pas doremon hota toh abhi megic door se pas aa
jata
Anu:-kash mere pas sakalaka boom boom wali pencil hoti toh tumhe hi bana ke pas rakh leti
Anu:-chl besharm lund aur chut ki baat chhod baata phone kyo kiya
Main:-bas tumhri yaad aa rahi thi
Anu:-mana ki mere pas chut hai par iss liye tum chutiya bana loge
Main:-hahahha okk tum kal ek comeny kholo aur ek achi si billding kharid lo
Anu:-yu achana
Main:-jo kaha hai Jaan woh karo naa tum bhi mere kaam par swal pochne lagi
Anu:-ok sorry Babu bolo kis naam se kholo compeny
Main:-YASCOIN naam se
Anu:-yeh kaisa naam hua
Main:-yeh brand kaa naam hoga pagli
Anu:-tum kis chiz kaa business karne kaa soch rahe ho
Main:-gharelu khane me kaam aane wale achar,muraba,Papad aur kayi iss tarh ke kaam jaise indian faison se jude kaam
Anu:-pagal ho gye ho iss kaam se kya kama pao gye
Main:-tum sahi soch rahi ho par tum ne jitna socha maine uss se
jada socha hai
Anu:-jaise…
Mainu:-yeh kaam hum kisi ek sehar yaa state me nhi all india kare gye tum nhi mano gyi besak hamri boli aur rehan sahan alag hai par use
lagbhag ek jaise hi karte hai aur jis ki main baat kar raha hu woh normal sabhi jagah use hota hai
Anu:-baat toh tumhri sahi hai par yeh itni jaldi thodi logo tak poch paye gya kaise isse logo tak le jane me bahut time lage gaa
Main:-tumhe khane peene ki problem hai
Anu:-nhi to aise kyo bol rahe ho
Main:-pagal jitna time lagta hai lagne do hamme kon sa jaldi hai bas logo ko uski mehnat kaa faida dena hai
Anu:-par sidhe faida kaise ho paye gaa
Main:-suru me hum koi paisa nhi rakhe gye sab logo ko uski lagat denge par dhire dhire iski mashoor hone par hamme sab mil jaye gaa
Anu:-dekho yeh business mere samjh sd bahar hai main bas compeny khol deti hu baki tum jano
Main:-thanxx Jaan baki main dekh luga
Anu se baat ke hata the ke Juhi aa gyi raat ke khane ke liye bulne ke liye main bhi fresh ho kar niche aa gya dinner karne par jab kha raha tha toh Nirmala mujhe ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahi thi jaise moka di toh mujhe Jaan se maar de par main bhi ek number ke kamine me tha so maine bhi Jaan Jaan kar chida raha tha
