UPDATE NO 18
annu kuch nhi boli bas chup chap baithi rahi main bhi thoda relex hua ke iska gussa toh kam hua jald hi ham ghar poch gye time jada ho gya tha iss liye sab tyar hone chle gye main bhi tyar hone laga kyoki naye naye chut aane wali thi ek do toh pata hi lene wala tha Iss liye main bhi tyar hone laga
Ab aage………
Maine ek dark blue shirt aur black formal pent aur uper se cout
daal liya
Jab khud ko dekha toh pata laga sala Ladkiyo kya kasor londa hai hi itna handsome hai chlo chhodo bahut huyi khud ki tarif aur main party ke suru hote hi niche aaya jaha ek do family ke member aa gye the aur ek do guest bhi aane lage the
Saam ke 7 baje the abhi maine aas pas dekha toh sabhi bahar nhi the bahar Mummy Papa Sameer Chacha Chachi aur Payal thi Sabhi guest kaa welcome kar rahe the Maine Payal ko dekha jo white dress me pari lag rahi thi par dress Westren thi toh woh pari se jada sexy bana rahi thi Payal ko main Payal ke pas gya
Main:*aaj aasman se pari niche aa gyi wow bahut khubsurt aur sexy lag rahi ho iss dress me
Meri baat sun Payal sharma jati hai
Payal:*kya Bhaiya aap kuch bhi
Main:*teek hai trif achi nhi lagi toh wapas kar do
Payal:*thanxx Bhaiya aap bhi handsome lag rahe ho
Main:*haa woh toh main hu aaj toh do teen girlfriend bana ke hi raho gaa
Payal:*apki girlfriend main aur Didi hai toh
Main:*are yar tum dono girlfrined ke sath sath Behan bhi ho naa main tumse girlfriend wala pyar nhi kar sakta
Payal:*(maan me) main toh kab se tyar hu woh pyar karne ke liye aap hi aage nhi badh rahe
Tabhi Payal aage ho woh mere gaalo ko chum leti hai
Main:*are pagal girlfriend hotho par kiss karti hai
Payal:-yaha abhi sabhi hai raat ko karo gyi paka
Main:-(maan me) are wahhh Mohit lagta hai incent wali feeling milne wali hai chl isko bhi try kar le Awara toh sala iss ghar ne
bana diya thoda maje ke liye kamina bhi ban liya jaye
Main:-(maan me) yar kya pataka hai kachi kali hai bilkul…ufff 18 ki umer gora rang bhara hua badan naa jada moti naa jada patli lambe kale baal gulbi hoth,30 ki chuche 26 ki patli kamar aur wahhh mazedar toh thodi bahar nikli 32 ki gand abhi toh jawani chhadi hai isse pyar karne me maza aaye gaa isse toh line par ab lana hi hoga
Payal:-(hilte huye) kaha kho gye Bhaiya
Main:-kaha kho sakta hu pagli tumhre nasile kiss me aur kaha raat ko paka hotho par
Payal:-(shrma kar) paka Bhaiya par only kiss
Main:-tum kiss se suruwat toh kar pagli baki main kar luga
Main:-chl baki sab teek hai par yeh baata meri bacho wali Didi kaha hai
Payal:-woh toh uper thi Bhaiya jao le aao
Main Payal ko bye bol Juhi ke room me gya woh mirror ke samne saj kar nihar rahi thi
Red colour ki pagli ne sharee dali thi woh bhi net wali jo uski
khubsurti ko char chand laga rahi thi mera toh dil hi dhadkna band hone laga maine apne dil par hath rakh
Main:-(pyar se piche khade ho) ab bas bhi kijiye Didi kahi sisa apki khudsurti se jaal kar tut ke bikhar naa jaye
Juhi mujhe mirror me se dekh aur thoda itra kar jo uske husan ko aur badha raha tha
Juhi:-fir isme meri kya galti sise ko sambhlna chahiye tha
Main:-ab aap kya jano sise ka dard aap ko dekhne ke liye toh sisa bhi apne ander Jaan maang raha hoga…agar koi murda bhi aaj aap ko dekhne ke liye ek pal ko Jaan maange gaa
Tabhi Juhi meri tarf palt mere gale se lag gyi
Juhi:-(masumiyat se) kya sach me main bahut khubsurt hu
Main:-bahut se bhi bahut jada chaliye aap ko kahi aur dekhe iss se
pehle main aap ko apne pas kaid kar leta hu
Juhi:-kaise….
Maine apna phone nikla aur unhe side hug kar ke
Main:-smile kijiye
Main:-aisee
Hum doono ne kuch achi achi selfi li fir main Didi ko niche le aaya Sab Didi ko dekh hairan the aur khush bhi aaj sach me Didi khubsurti ko bhi maat de rahi thi par Tanu abhi bhi nhi aayi thi party me almost sab mehman aa gye the main door khada sab ko dekh raha tha ke tabhi Chachi aa gyi
Chachi:-chl kuch mehmano se mil le
Main:-par mujhe yeh pasand nhi Chachi
Chachi:-plss kuch mehmano se
MMain:-chaliye
Main unke sath gya toh unho ne kuch apni sehliyo se kuch family logo se toh kuch busniess wale logo se milya par tabhi mere dimag me kuch aaya aur main jaldi se Chachi ko kaam kaa bol waha se bahar bhaga Waha se car lekar bina ruke maine car ko Kavya ke ghar ke aage rok ke usse call kiya thodi der me jab Kavya aayi toh mera muh khul gya dress itni achi lag rahi thi ke meri aakhe uss par tham gyi body kaa har ang ache se dikh raha tha sayad body par woh dress fit kar gya tha dudh jaise colour par dark bule dress kehar dha rahi thi Main bina palke jhapkye dekh raha tha ke tabhi woh mere pas aakar
Kavya:-aise kya dekh rahe ho
Main:-kash mere pas dil hota toh tumhe aaj de deta
Kavya:-kyo kya hua apke dil ko
Main:-Awara hu Madam aur badkismat se Awaro ke pas dil nhi hota
Kavya:-toh Awaro ko jhutti tarif bhi nhi karni chahiye
Main:-hyeee agar maine jhoot bola toh meri saase ruk jaye
Kavya:-kya aap bhi kuch bhi bol dete ho
Main:-sach me tum rambha menka urvasi ko bhi maat de dogi
Kavya:-kitno ko filhal yeh digloge chipka chuke ho
Main:-tum pehli ho
Kavya:-ab bas bhi kijiye aur chaliye party me vaise itni mehgi car kiski hai
Main:-ab aap ko bus me le jao toh lanat hai mujh par iss liye iss
car ko le aaya mera bus chlta toh yahi se phool bicha deta aur
apko le chlta kahi chhot naa jaye
Kavya meri baato se bahut khush thi aur bahut jada sharma rahi thi woh car ka door kholne wali thi ke maine jhat se car ka door khol kar usse baithne ko kaha woh bhi muskura kar baith gyi
Kavya:*Ab chaliye
Maine bhi aage baith car chla di ham ghar ki tarf chl diye main
chor najro se Kavya ko dekhta raha pure raste sayad yeh baat Kavya ne bhi note kar li aur uske chehre par bahut muskurhat aa gyi
Thodi der baad hum ghar poche maine car ka door khol usse car se nikla aur uske sath ander aane laga wahi party me jada tar log hame dekh rahe the Kyoki hum dono ki jodi achi lag rahi thi uper se dress match ho rahi thi tabhi maine dekha meri family ne bhi mujhe dekh liya par tabhi woh hua jo main nhi chahta tha
Mummy aur Chachi mere pas akar
Mummy:-yeh kon hai meri bahu hai hye kitni sunder hai kisi ki najar naa lag jaye
Wahi Mummy ki baat sun Kavya puri tarh se jhep gyi ab usne
Sehgal ke pure priwar ko dekha tha
Woh kabhi mujhe dekhti toh kabhi Mummy ko tabhi Chachi bhi
Chachi:-mohiy yeh hamri bahu hai naa
Main:-kya Chachi aap bhi yeh mere sath kam karti hai
Mummy:-yeh hamre office me hai (Tanu ko) Tanu yaha aa jara tanu jab Kavya aur mujhe dekhti hai toh aag Babula ho jati hai
Tanu:-haa Maa bolo
Mummy:-yeh hamre office me hai kya
Tanu:-haa Mummy
Mummy:-Beta tumhre ghar me kon kon hai baata hum tumhre ghar me baat kar le
Tanu:-(hairan ho)kis bare me baat kare gye Mummy
Chachi:-Mohit aur Kavya ke riste ke bare me
Main:-wait wait kiran ji yeh meri friend hai okk ab isse ab aap party enjoy karne dogi yaa pareshan karna hai
Meri baat sun Mummy udas ho gyi wahi Kavya kaa fir muh khul gya Main Kavya ko Suman ke sath jane ko kaha jo wahi thi wahi Tanu jo patka lag rahi thi par mujhe aur Kavya ko dekh gusse se chli gyi
Main bhi idher udhar ghumne laga koi sunder Aunty yaa Ladki dundne ke liye ke tabhi mere pas Anu aa gyi
Anu:*(sikyat bhari najar se) nayi Ladkiya mil gyi toh hamri koi Kadar nhi
Main:-aisa naa bolo Anu besak tumse pyar nhi karta par tere husan kaa dewana kal bhi tha aaj bhi hu
Anu:-toh party me kab se hu mile kyo nhi
Main:-sorry par waqt hi nhi mila filhal toh party enjoy karo par aaj Raat tumhari narajgi door karne ki puri khosis karo gaa okk
Anu:-intzar rahe gaa
Itna bol Anu waha se Juhi aur Payal ke pas chli gyi
Main bhi ek chair par baith ke drink karne laga Sameer bhi Suman jasika ke sath bg tha toh kabhi mehmano ko dekh raha tha tabhi mujhe piche se awaj di main jaise hi piche hua toh minni skit aur top me kamal ki Ladki khadi thi
Ladki:*Mohit i am right
Main:*(laar tapkate huye) yess right
Ladki:*main apke sath baith sakti hu
Main:*meri khushnasibi hogi apke pas baithna baithiye
Ladki:*main Hinu Mehta jiss se tumne tender chin liya tha
Main:*oh sorry agar pehle pata hota toh main khud ko haar jata woh tander kya chiz thi
Hinu*filrt acha kar lete ho
Main:*main aur bahut kuch acha kar leta hu mokka toh dijiye
Hinu:*wahi toh dene aayi hu tum meri compeny me kaam karo gye paymet jo tum chacho
Main:*offer sach me bahut acha tha par kya karo mera contract
hai idhar
Hinu:-toh tod do jo kuch khacha hoga main dugi
Main:*sorry main aisa nhi kar sakta
Hinu:*tum hamri compeny me aa jao ek achi post aur sayad bahut kuch mile gaa
Main:*main nhi aa sakta hu
Hinu:*i love you
Sali yeh toh piche hi padh gyi mana londiya ek number hai pyar kaa
kya achar dalo
Main:*sorry par mujhe laga aap ne i love you kaha
Hinu:*haa i love you hi kaha
Main:*kya Hinu g aap kaha main kaha kyo majak udda rahi ho
Hinu:*kyo kya hua tum handsome ho dimag wale ho mujhe aisa hi pati chahiye aur toh aur tum uss tannu ko hara dogi bas itna kafi hai tumhe pyar karne ke liye
Are Baap re yeh sali toh shadi tak poch gyi
Main kuch bolta uss se pehle hi thadakkkkk kar jor kaa thapad uske gaal par pada sala main toh hil gya ab yeh kisne kar diya par jaise hi maine dekha meri niche ki gotiya mere muh me aa gyi Wahi iss thapad se puri party sannt ho gyi sab hamme dekh rahe
the samne gusse me Urvi khadi thi main toh gya wahi thapd padne se hinu bhi khadi ho gyi woh bhi gusse me thi
Hinu:*tumhri himmat kaise huyi mujh par hsth uthne ki aur ho kon tum
Urvi:*teri himmat kaise huyi Mohit ko perpose karne ki janti nhi woh mera bf hai
Sale sabhi muh faade tamase ko dekh rahe the wahi main bas yeh soch raha yaha chl kya raha hai Urvi ne toh bina thuk lagye hi
maar li meri
Hinu:*(meri tarf dekh) tum iske bf ho
Maine kya karta maine naa me gardan hil di
Hinu:*(gusse me) yeh toh naa bol raha hai janti bhi hai main kon hu
Urvi:*(gusse me) woh nhi karte par karne lag jaye gye aur haa sun tu jo bhi ho par tu yeh nhi janti main kon hu
Hinu:*kon hai tu bolne ki tamiz nhi hai hogi kisi gatar ki paidaish
Tabhi waha kuch bodygard gun taan ke khade ho gye aur waha ek haata kaata admi aa gya
Admi:*tumhri itni badi galti nhi thi iss liye tu abhi talak zinda hai thakur Devgan naam hai mera pura state kya desh kapta hai mere naam se galat maine koi kaam nhi kiya ijat ki khata hu par jise tune nali ki paidasih boli hai naa woh meri Jaan hai…agar ek sabad aur nikala toh yahi gaad duga main
Tabhi waha Papa aur Mehta aa gye
Mehta:*maaf kar dijiye meri beti se galti ho gyi woh apko janti nhi hai
Devgan:*le jao apni Beti ko yaha se aur Suresh tu mera dost hokar meri aur meri Beti ki bejti kara raha hai vaise kon hai yeh Ladka jiske karn itna hangama hua
Suresh:*yeh mera chota Beta hai
Yaha Papa ne yeh baat kahi wahi Hinu ne bhi yeh baat sun li
Hinu:*(piche mud) Uncle aaj se apni dusmani khatam main hi apki bahu bano gyi
Urvi:*(gusse se chila) tujhe jamin me naa gaad dugi agar Mohit ki tarf dekhi bhi toh dubra
Devgan:*Beti chup ho jao main hu naa abhi…dekho Suresh tum jante ho meri Jaan hai Urvi iski har icha puri ki hai
Urvi:*mujhe Mohit se pyar hai aur main issi se shadi karo gyi
Devgan:*Suresh agar tum kaho toh iss dosti ko rishtedari me badal de
Main:*sorry Uncle par main shadi nhi kar sakta
Devgan:*kya hua Beta kya kharabi hai meri beti mai sunder hai aur pyar tum uska dekh chuke ho
Main:*sorry par main nhi kar sakta
Devgan abhi kuch bolta Urvi ne rok diya
Urvi:*Papa aap rehne dijiye inhe maine pasand kiya hai main hi pao gyi aur haa aap sun lijiye agar aap kisi aur ke huye toh pehle usse maaro gyi fir khud ko
Yeh bol waha se bahar chali jati hai
Devgan:*maaf karna Suresh aaj ki party kharab ho gyi woh thodi laad pyar me bigad gyi hai par plss apne Bete ko samjha kar dekho main janta hu aaj puri raat roye gyi naa khaye gyi uski zidd ko maine pura kiya hai maine tumse bikh magta hu uski khushi ki suresh
Suresh:*Devgan tu mera Bhai hai aur vaise bhi Urvi meri bhi Beti hai main puri khosis karo gaa tu Urvi ko sambhal
Devgan bhi chla jata hai ab park me sif family ke log the bas
Suman Jasika aur Kavya thi maine Kavya ki tarf dekha jiski aakho me mayusi aur dard tha
Main:*chlo Kavya tumhe ghar chhod du
Suresh:*rukoo Mohit baat karni hai kuch Kavya Beti yaha aao suman aur Jasika plss isse ache se ghar chhod kar jana okkk
Kavya Suman aur Jasika bhi waha se chle gye ab hamri familyq hi bachi thi mera toh dimag kharab tha sali Urvi ne sab ke samne meri ijat utar li sala main Awara kehta firta hu par Awara rehne kaha diya
Suresh:*chlo hall me chl kar baat karte hai
Sab hall me aa jate hai
Suresh:*jo hua hona nhi chahiye tha Mohit wajah kya hai Urvi ko naa kehne ki
Main:*mujhe nhi pasand woh toh kaise shadi kar lu
Suresh:*koi aur pasand hai
Main:*nhi mujhe filhal koi pasand nhi aur naa hi main shadi karna chahta hu main Awara hi teek hu
Suresh:*Mohit baat ko samjho har chiz aise hi nhi hoti woh mera dost hai Urvi nadan hai bachi hai agar usne kuch kar liya toh tum usse samjha toh sakte ho
Sameer:*woh samjhe toh naa uska college ne bhi yahi hal hai
Mummy:*Ladki buri nhi hai woh main janti hu usse bachpan se
Juhi:*toh kya Bhaiya kisi se bhi shadi kar le chlo Bhaiya usse toh main dekh lugi
Payal:*haa aap uss se toh shadi toh nhi karo gye
Chachi:*ab tumhe kya problem hai Urvi se
Sameer:*inka college me 36 ka akda hai uss Ladki se
Chacha:*par Hinu bhi sabke samne ab pata nhi woh kya kare gyi
Suresh:*Mohit main kisi ghar ki barbadi nhi chahta so tum sab ko pyar se samjho…main apne priwar ki problem se tang hu ab bahar ki nhi tum dekho aur teek se khatam karo aur haa jakar so jao kal tum teeno ne gaon bhi nikalna hai Devgan wahi pas ke gaon kaa hai
Main kuch nhi bola waha se apne room chla gya kaha sala aaj Payal ki kiss aur Anu ki chut marne ki soch raha tha ke uss pagal ne sab kharab kar diya sali inn dono ko dekhna pade gaa life ko jhand bana diya inho ne main apne hi khyalo ne khoya khoya so gya
