Update 82
R: kabhi kabhi suspense ka bhi maza lena chahiye
A: Theek hai fir jaisi tumhari marji, main tab tak kuch nahi kanhunga
Rekha gehri nighaoon se Mujhe dekhte hue mere chere ko apni aankhon me samane lagti hai aur main shanti se car chalata hua ghar panhucha. Ghar phanhuchte hi Rekha bhi bina kuch bole.ghar ke andar chali gayi aur Main bhi apane kamre me chala gaya.
kamre mein pahunch kar jaise hi main bed par leta to mera phone baj utha, dekha to vo Neha ka phone tha, maine phone utha kar jaise hi ‘Hello’ kaha to
N: Hello, Bhaiya Main Neha bol rahi hu
A: Haan Neha bolo
N: Bhaiya, kya ho gaya jo hame tour se vapis ghar bulaya gaya hai.
A: Vo tumhari Mom tumhare Papa ke pass ja rahi hain
N: Lekin kyoun
A: Yeh to tumhari Mom hi batayengi, mujhe to ye pata hai ki tumhare Papa beemar hain
N: Kya hua hai Papa ko
A: Koi phone aaya tha jiske baad tumhari Mom ko pata chala ki tumhare Papa beemar hain. Uske baad tumhari Mom ne jane ka faisla kiya hai
N: Lekin Mom akeli kaise jayengi, unko akele nahi jana chahiye.
A: Isme mai kya keh sakta hu
N: Aap Mom ko na jane do
A: Main yeh kaise kar sakta hu, tumhare Papa beemar hain aur tumhari Mom agar unke pass ja rahi hain to unhe Koi kaise mana kar sakta hai
N: lekin Mom ko nahi Jana chahiye
A: kyon nahi Jana chahiye?
N: kyunki voh kabhi bahar gayi nahi hain aur aap keh rahe ho ki woh akeli jayengi, unhe aise nahin jana chahiye
A: Isme Main Kya kar sakta hoon, aap apni Mom se baat karo na
N: thik hai mai Mom se baat karti hu, okay bye
Fir phone disconnect ho jata hai, lekin Neha mere dimagh ke taro ko ched gayi ki vo apani Mom ko Papa ke pass kyoun jane nahi dena chahti jabki uske Papa beemar hain. kya baat ho sakti hai? Jabki Papa ke beemar hone par to usko ulta yeh kehna chhiye tha ki uski Mom ko jaldi se jaldi Jana chahiye, ye to ulta bol rahi hai. Isne to yeh bhi nahi puccha ki uske Papa ko hua kya hai? koi na koi baat to hai jo yeh bata nahi rahi hai, kya ho sakta hai? Sochte sochte mere dimagh ne kaam karna band kar diya to maine socha ki waqt par chod dete hain aur main aankhe band karke bed par let gaya.
Abhi thodi der hui thi ki mera phone fir se baj utha, maine jhunjhuala kar phone ki taraf dekha tujme hairan reh gaya kyunki is baar phone Meri Mom ka tha. Maine jaldi se phone uthaya aur
A: hello Mom kaisi ho
Amit Mom ko AM
AM: Main theek hoon beta tum kaise ho
A: Mom, main achcha hoon, aaj bahut dinon ke baad aap se baat ho rahi hai
AM: haan beta yahan par main tumhare papa ke sath kuch jyada hi busy ho gayi thi aur dusra wahan aur yahan ki timing mein farak hai
A: kya Mom aapko aapke bete ki yaad nahin aati hai
AM: kaisi baat kar raha hai beta koi baat apne bete ko bhul sakti hai kya, Tum to mere Dil ke bahut kareeb Ho beta
A: chalo chhodo Mom Yeh batao aap kab aa rahi hain
AM: kyoun Mom ke bagair Dil nahi lag raha
A: Mom Aap ke bagair Dil kaise lagega
AM: kyon Rekha hai na dil lagane ke liye
A: kya Mom aapki kami ko koi pura nahin kar sakta
AM: kyon Rekha khyal nahi rakhti mere bete ka
A: Nahi nahi vo to bahut acchi hain aur Mera pura kya rakhti hai
AM: haan waise Masi bhi to maa ke saman hi hoti hai
main apne Mann mein sochne laga ki ab voh meri patni ban chuki hai tu ab hua meri masi kaise rahi, ab to voh aap ki bahu ban chuki hain
Mujhe kuch Na bola tar Parker meri Mom ne bola
AM: Kahan kho gaye beta, kuch to bolo yar kha tumhara Kya rakhti hai ki nahin
A: Are Mom, ab Kya bataun tu Mera jarurat se bhi jyada khayal rakhti hai
AM: tumhara khayal rakhna uska farz hi nahin balki uska dharm hai
A: Mom aap kya bol rahi ho
AM: Rekha ko tumhara khayal rakhna hi chahi kyunki tum mere bete ho
A: Lekin Mera khyal rakhna unka dharm kaise ho gaya
AM: achha isko chodo yeh batao ki Rekha kahan par hai.
A: yanhi ghar par hai Kaho to baat kara doon
AM: aap bete main usse baat karungi lekin tumhare liye ek surprise hai
Ahttps://Xforum.com/images/smilies/banana.gifkya baat hai jisko dekho wahi surprise de raha hai) kya surprise hai Mom
AM: beta main kal subah India pahunch Rahi Hoon, main is waqt airport par hoon aur saath mein tumhare papa bhi aa rahe hain
A: wow, Mom, papa se baat karao na
AM: beta tumhare papa boarding pass lene gaye hain agar waqt Mila to usse mein baat kara dungi, lekin abhi Tum Meri baat Rekha se karwa do
Main man me soch raha tha ki bahu se baat karne ki badi jaldi ho rahi hai. Main phone lekar Rekha ke kamre par jakar knock karke bola ” Aapka phone”
R: kiska phone hai
Maine muh par ungli rakhte hue
A: Masi, Mom ka phone hai
Rekha swaliya nigahon se dekhte hue phone le leti hai
R: Hello
Udhar se kuch bola gaya
R: Main acchi hu Didi
Udhar se…………..
R: Didi, aap kal aa rahi hain aur.mujhe kal niklana hai
Udhar se…………..
R: Didi, vo inki kuch tabiyat kharab hai, is wajah se jana padega
Udhar se…………..
R: Theek hai Didi, aap chinta na karen, mai aapse milkar hi jaungi aur subah aapko airport se pick kar lenge
Udhar se…………..
R: nahin nahin Koi pareshani ki baat nahi hai, aap aa jao and Happy Journey
Udhar se…………..
R: okay, see you tomorrow
Fir Rekha ne phone munhe pakda diya
A: Haan Mom, aap munhe bata dena ki kis waqt aapki flight aayegi, main aapko pick kar lunga
AM: Accha Theek hai, beta aur dekh Rekha ko jayada tang na karna
A: Kya, main unhe tang karta hu
AM: nahi thodha bahut kar sakte ho lekin jayada nahin
A: kya Mom, aap inhi se pucch lo ki Maine inhe kabhi tang kiya ho to
Am: Accha theek hai, baki baten aa kar karungi, chalo pjone rakhti hu, okay bye
A: Happy Journey, Mom, see you tomorrow
Iske baad phone cut ho gaya to Rekha mujhse puchti hai
R: chai piyoge
A: Neki aur puch puch
Rekha thodi der me chai bana kar drawing room me le aati hai aur Mujhe chai pakdati hai aur jab main kuch nahi bolta tu
R: Aap chup chup kyoun hain
A: Tumne hi to kaha tha ki suspense kabhi Maza Lena chahiye, main toh usi suspense ka wait kar raha hoon
R: suspense jaldi hi khatam hoga, udas hone ki jarurat nahi hai
A: (hanstey hue) udas ho mere dushman
R: Chalo ab aapko akele nahi rehna padega kyounki aap ki Mom aa rahi hain
A: Meri Mom aa rahi hain ya Aap ke saas aa rahin hain
Rhttps://Xforum.com/images/smilies/banana.gifsmiles) yeh to Maine socha hi nahi tha ki ab didi Meri Saas ban gayi hain.
A: thodi der pahle to aap aise baat kar rahi thi jaise aap apni saas se hi baat kar rahi ho.
R: nahin nahin mein aise baat nahin kar rahi thi, main to apni didi se baat kar rahi thi
A: khud ko thodi na pata lagta hai yeh tu dekhne wale ko pata lagta hai, aur aap sach mein unse aise baat kar rahi thi jaise aye nai naveli dulhan apni saas se baat karti ho
R: aapko aisa Kyu laga
A: kyunki aap unki baat bade dhyan se sun rahi thi aur un par Amal kar rahi thi.
R: woh toh main isliye keh Rahi thi ki kyunki e Meri didi hain aur kafi samay ke baad baat ho rahi thi
A: ab aap jo bhi kaho
R: main Sach keh Rahi Hoon ki main unse aise baat keh Rahi thi, jaise vo meri Didi hain
A: matlab yeh ki aap chahti hain ki mai unko aap ki SAS banane ki bajaiye Main unhe apni saali banau
R: kya matlab
A: Dekho do Hi baatein ho sakti, pehli tumhari saans ban gayi hai ya dusri Meri Sali ban gayi hain.
Rekha khilkhila kar hans padi aur hanste hue
R: matlab yeh ki hum dono mein se kisi ek ka rishta badal jayega
A: tu bilkul pakki baat hai, ab tumhare upar hai ki tum kya chahti ho
R: matlab main jo chahungi wahi hoga
A: haan bilkul
R: tu theek hai hi aap unhe apani sali bana lo
A: yeh to achi baat hai mere liye kyunki ki saali to aadhi gharwali hoti hai
R: matlab aap apni Mom ko aadhi gharwali banoge
A: Mom ko nahin apni sali ko
R: baat to ek hi hai
A: baat ek kaise hain agar aap meri masi tu wah Meri Mom hai, aur agar aap meri patni hai tuva Meri sali hai aur sali hai tu aadhi gharwaliwali hain
R: aap bahut shaitan ho gaye hain
A: ho gaye hain se kya matlab hai
R: Dekho jo bhi hai lekin main unko aapki aadhi gharwali nahi banane dungi
A: matlab voh aap ki saans hai
R: Nahi voh aap ki Saali hai, lekin aaj ghar wali nahin
A: kyon dar lag raha hai
R: main kyun darungi main to aapko itna Pyar dungi ki aapko kisi ko gharwali banane ka khyal hi na aaye
A: Mithun aapka Pyar dikh to nahin raha hai
R: Mera Pyar Pyar hai Jo dikhai nahi deta Lekin use Pyaar mein aap apne aap ko bhul jaaoge
A: chalo dekhte hain kaise mai apne aap ko bhool jata Hoon
Maine jab yeh kaha to Rekha bahut bhavuk ho gayi aur aur mere nazdeek aakar mujhe gale laga liya aur boli,
“I Love you, Amit, Main aapko itna pyar karungi ki aap baki sab bhul jaoge”
A: I love you too, meri Jaan aur main bhi tumhare pyar ka jawab pyar se hi dunga
Yeh keh kar Maine bhi Rekha ko apne seene me bheench liya aur uske tapte hue hothon ko apne honthon me le liya aur uski peeth ko sehlane laga. Rekha ke hath mere sar ke balo me chale gaye aur vo usme ungaliyan firane lagi jisse ham donon ke Zajbat bhadkane lage. Ham donon me se koi bhi kiss todna nahi chhatta tha par saans fulne lagi thi to kiss tod diya.
Main Rekha ke chere ko dekh raaha tha janha asim santushti dikhayi de rahi thi to maine chedne wale aandaz me kaha
A: Tum ho tu bahut khubsurat, lekin meri saali bhi kam nahi hai
R: khabardaar, agar mere alava kisi or ka socha tu
A: kisi aur ka nahi, main tu apani saali ke bare me soch ranha hu
R: Pehle biwi ka tu socho jo abhi aapki banhon me hain
A: Biwi ka kya sochna, voh to meri banhon me hai hi, saali ke bare me sochne me fayda hai.
R: Lagta hai nazar rakhni padegi
A: bas yahi vishwas hai apne pati par
R: Vishwas tu Mujhe aap par apane se jyada hai
A: fir, yeh nazar rakhni padegi
R: Jaisa aapne chaha maine to vaisa hi kiya hai
A: Matlab
R: Jaise aap kar rahe the, vaise maine bhi kiya
A: Maine kya kiya
R: Mazak
A: Maine to koi Mazak nahi kiya, main to serious tha
R: Koi baat naji, tab ki tab dekhenge, abhi tu biwi ke sath maze lo, nahi to saali ke chaakar me kanhin biwi bhi na fisal jaye.
A: Aise kaise fisal jayegi, Meri biwi hai aur mujhe apani biwi par apane se jyada bhorsa hai.
R: (bhavuk hote hue) Jyada bhorsa acchi baat nahi hoti
A: Main acchi buri ke chaakar me nahi padta aur mera hamesha se manana hai ki bhorsa bhorsa hota hai, kam ya jayada nahi, isliye aap par munhe apne aapse jyada bhorsa hai
R: Maine agar aapko dhokha de diya tu
A: Dhokha bhi dogi tu uska bhi koi na koi karan hoga aur main usko bhi hanste hanste swikaar karunga kyounki agar kabhi aisa moka aaya to Mujhe yeh vishwas hai ki vo aap kabhi bhi dil se nahi dogi balki use dene ki koi na koi majburi hogi.
R: aapke itne vishwas se ab mujhe dar lagne laga hai
A: kyoun bhala
R: (bhavuk hite hue) Mujhse aapka itna pyar karne se Mujhe aapse dar lagne laga hai ki kanhin main aapke.pyar me khari kaise utarungi.
A: Jyada bhavuk hone ki jarurat nahi hai, abhi thodi der me rone lagogi aur kahogi “Zulmi kanhin ke, bilkul bhi khyal nahi rakhte”
R: Main to intezar kar ranhi hu, aap to bato me hi waqt jaya kar rahe ho.
Uska itna sunna tha ki maine Rekha ko apani goad me uthaya to usne apna sar mere seene me chupa liya aur main usko lekar bedroom ki taraf chal pada
