Update-198
Daksh ki expectation ke khilaf koe bhi final year ka student ghar nahi gaya tha
Sab vahi college me gand mara rahe the
Daksh ne to yehi socha tha ki sab chale jayenge aur fir sukha katna padega pura mahina
Lekin Daksh ke liye to acha hi hua jo bhi hua
Ab usse chut ke liye yaha vaha nahi bhatakna padega
Actually koe ruka project ke liye to koe job dundne ke liye
Ab sala college ke 3.5 saal to bakchodi me gujar diye esliye ab to jagna hi tha
Agar college nikal gaya aur job nahi mili to gharwalo aur rishtedaro ke tane suno bc
Aur ab to sala paise bhi mil jate hai tab to mangane me bhi das baar sochna padega
Esliye sab ki gand fati hue thi aur apni gand ka pura jor laga rahe the
Daksh ke pass to kuch karne ko tha nahi esliye vo to college me bakchodi karte ghum raha tha to usse Nidhi mil gaye
Jo es waqt kamaal lag rahi thi
Suit pahna hua tha aur sayad kahi ja rahi thi
Daksh- red light area me ye kapde nahi chalte
Daksh usse dekh ke bola
Nidhi- hahaha very funny
Daksh- kaha ja rahi ho?
Nidhi- interview hai
Daksh- kaha?
Nidhi- l&t me
Daksh- to etna sajh dajhne ki kya jarurat thi
Nidhi- nangi chali jau?
Daksh- chali ja
Job to mil hi jayegi
Nidhi- main late ho rahi hu bye
Daksh- Ladki hai Ladki hone ka fayda utha lena
Nidhi- Ladki hu koe randi nahi
Daksh- *sex worker
Nidhi- ye word tumhe etna bura kyu lagta hai?
Daksh- kyuki vo bhi apna pet hi palti hai
Aur hume judge nahi Karna chahiye
Nidhi- acha sorry
Gyan raat ko de dena
Bye
Aur Nidhi chali jati hai
Daksh vaha se thodi aur aage jata hai to usse ruhi mil jati hai
Vo bhi aise hi tayar hoke kahi ke liye bhag rahi thi
Daksh- ab tu kaha ja rahi hai?
Ruhi- meeting hai
Daksh- ye sala konsi meeting hai jaha hume nahi bulaya jata?
Ruhi- Daksh yaar abhi nahi
Pehle hi bahut late hu
Daksh- aaja tujhe hawa me leke chalu?
Ruhi- no thanks
Aur Daksh ka matlab samjhte hue bhi usse ignore kar diya
Daksh- main do teen galiya expect kar raha tha
Ruhi- udhar rahi
Aake deti hu
Daksh- tere tak to theek hai lekin agar mujhe Pawan ya Karan me se koe aise dikh gaya to bc heart attack aajana hai mujhe
Ruhi- for you kind information Pawan pehle hi ja chuka hai
Daksh- bc ye etni job aa kaha se rahi hai?
Aur agar aa rahi hai to fir engineers ko etna badnaam kyu kar rakha hai?
Ruhi- mujhe nahi pata
Aur main ja rahi hu
Aur ruhi bhi nikal leti hai
Daksh vaha se aage jate hue sochne lagta hai bc lagta hai pagal hogaye sab ke sab
Sala Pawan kis job ke liye gaya hai be?
Profile kya hogi?
Joint roll karna?
Desh surakshit hatho me jata dikh raha hai mujhe
Thodi door baad Arjun shorts me kahi batha dikh jata hai
Daksh- yaha puri dunia job lene bhag rahi hai aur tu yaha gand mara raha hai?
Arjun- job to mil gaye
Daksh- kab mili kaha mili?
Arjun- raichand group me
Daksh- tu nahi manega?
Arjun- abe achi salary hai aur agar kuch Hua to yaha se sun ke vaha se nikal dunga
Baad me naam dekh kitna bada hoga gandu
Raichand group se aur vo bhi off campus job pane wala
Daksh- bhai jada bada naam bhi mat kar liyo kahi bich se sambhal na paye aur toot jaye
Arjun- uske liye tu hai na
Bc tutne dega bhai ko?
Daksh- mera Lund pakad ke nach le bc
Arjun- jab kabhi nobat aaye to vo bhi kar lunga
Daksh- baki sab kaha hai?
Arjun- interview dene gaye hai sab?
Daksh- koe mass recruit kar raha hai Kya?
Arjun- nahi
Daksh- to fir ye sab ek hi din kyu gaye?
Arjun- are enhone pehle se hi bahut companies me apply kar rakha tha
Aaj call aagaye hogi
Daksh- ek hi din?
Sab ko?
Arjun- bc etna shak nahi karte
Aur ab to har roj yehi hona hai
Daksh- Pawan aur Karan?
Arjun- Pawan gaya hai ril me aur Karan ke baap ne uska kuch jugad bithaya hai Google me
Daksh- Google me?
Bc iit me to nahi padh rahe na hum?
Arjun- bhai approach se kuch bhi ho sakta hai
Daksh- fir to main kisi ko bhi kahi bhi lagva dunga
Bata kaha job chahiye?
Arjun- mujhe mil gaye
Etna nahi bhula karte
Daksh- main to mind change karne ki kosis kar raha tha
Arjun- chal cigarettes fukne chalte hai
Daksh- chal vaise bhi mujhe ek ke baad ek jhatka hi lag raha hai
Daksh aur Arjun vaha se college ke bahar ki taraf nikal gaye
Abhi pahuche hi the ki Mayank ki call aagaye
Daksh Arjun ke samne hi call attend karne laga
Daksh- ha bol
Mayank- kya kar raha hai?
Daksh- kya Hua ye bol na
Mayank- kuch news aane hai
Daksh- kiske marne ki
Mayank- jaldi marne ki
Daksh- kiske?
Mayank- tere
Daksh- are waw
Ye subah samachar kaha se aaya hai?
Mayank- kaha se aa sakta hai?
Daksh- aur kuch?
Mayank- ha bahut kuch
Daksh- to bol na
Time kyu kharab kar raha hai?
Mayank- Roy nahi mil raha
Daksh- mohini ko dond raha hoga chutiya
Mayank- mohini ne kuch bataya hai tere bare me
Daksh- kya kahani sunae?
Mayank- jo hume aaj tak sunae nahi di thi
Daksh- acha
Aisa Kya suna diya?
Mayank- raichand teri maa nahi hai
Daksh- vaise bhi usne maa jaisa koe kaam kiya hi kaha hai?
Mayank- Daksh for real
Usne ye bola hai ki tu raichand ka beta nahi hai
Daksh- agar sach hua to kitna acha hoga na
Mayank- Daksh serious hoja
Daksh- main serious hi hu
Pata kar
Mayank- kon bata sakti hai?
Daksh- mohini se hi puch
Mayank- usne shirt rakhi hai
Daksh- maan le
Mayank- sun to le
Daksh- maan le
Bhagwan thodi hai jo shart tod nahi sakte
Abhi kaam niklva aur uski puri kahani sun
Mayank- agar sach hue to?
Daksh- sach hue to raichand kam haseena thodi hai
Mayank- bc soch samjh ke bola kar
Daksh- abhi ruka hu kyuki incest nahi banani
Tu pata kar
Fir main aata hu ek do din me meri jaan se milne
Bahut din hogaye
Mayank- tujhe dekh ke attack aajana hai usse
Daksh- lekin fir bhi marne nahi dunga main
Tu mujhe aaj bata sab kuch
Kya game khel rahi hai vo
Mayank- theek hai
Daksh- ab rakh de phone
Gharwali hi ban jate ho bc sab….
